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6/6/2007 9:24:02 AM EDT
Thanks in advance to any who work their magic.

This is my moms neighbor. We didnt invite him to the cookput because he is a PITA. So he does his usual deal and gets sh*t hammered early in the AM. This pic is arpund 10AM on a Sat. This guy is like this everyday though. Nice guy, but talks too much crap when hammered.

Anhyhow. Can someone do anything with these? I was thinking Gettysburg or some Civil War battlefield scene but anything would be hillarious. I sent them big in case that helps.
6/6/2007 9:28:40 AM EDT
[#1]
Those are some BRIGHT orange stripes on his shirt.

And the streamers really add some festiveness.  Is that a word?
6/6/2007 9:31:30 AM EDT
[#2]
No way am I tagging this.
6/6/2007 9:34:44 AM EDT
[#3]
I don't have time to do it but I'm seeing the man cut out from the background and pasted over clouds (or cityscape), rotated so his right arm is pointing skyward, with a bright orange cape on him--some kind of drunken superhero.
6/7/2007 5:52:59 AM EDT
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lots of potential as a big wave surfer, bull rider, rodeo clown, dancing at a disco, drunken slob beside brintey, or waking up beside another guy in bed.... ect.,
someone would have to do a transparent gif for us though 1st.
6/7/2007 9:53:29 AM EDT
[#5]
I doubt that Einstein, given a few years to learn Photoshop, could come up with a better rendition of White Trash Drunk that the one originally posted!
6/13/2007 11:44:02 AM EDT
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Damn, dude.  I can see why y'all didn't invite Billy Bob to the cookout.

Are you sure that's *just* drunk?

There's an uncapped spraycan just inches from his head, and what look like some glue containers just behind him.

(the orange stripes on his shirt point right to them)
6/22/2007 6:31:24 AM EDT
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6/22/2007 6:33:53 AM EDT
[#8]
This will be good.
6/22/2007 6:34:21 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
No way am I tagging this.


Me neither!
6/22/2007 6:35:53 AM EDT
[#10]
I am thinking that can of "penetrating" oil would go a long way in a photochop.
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