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Posted: 7/13/2011 2:11:23 PM EDT

I'm fine, and can be productive...but I have to go home so I don't infect others.

So, I'll just be working from home.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:14:56 PM EDT

[#1]

spend some time at the skin bar recently?

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:16:33 PM EDT

[#2]

My eyes just watered up reading your thread title.

Don't give it to Steve, he's had enough eye trouble!

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:16:47 PM EDT

[#3]

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spend some time at the skin bar recently?

One of nature's funny gags that brown eye causes pink eye.

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:17:29 PM EDT

[#4]

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spend some time at the skin bar recently?

No, I run a pharmacy.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:18:05 PM EDT

[#5]

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spend some time at the skin bar recently?

One of nature's funny gags that brown eye causes pink eye.

TRG

Nobody farted on my pillow.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:20:14 PM EDT

[#6]

Eat off your Motel desk lately.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:20:48 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

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spend some time at the skin bar recently?

One of nature's funny gags that brown eye causes pink eye.

TRG

Nobody farted on my pillow.

Maybe you are just really high?

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:24:28 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

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spend some time at the skin bar recently?

One of nature's funny gags that brown eye causes pink eye.

TRG

Nobody farted on my pillow.

Maybe you are just really high?

TRG

.mil frowns upon that...so no.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:24:40 PM EDT

[#9]

wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:25:36 PM EDT

[#10]

What round for pinkeye?

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:26:40 PM EDT

[#11]

You probably got the pink eye from the stink finger.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:27:10 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

My hands crack from all the washing I do...

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:32:44 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

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wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

My hands crack from all the washing I do...

Quit motorboating buttcheeks.

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:34:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

My hands crack from all the washing I do...

Quit motorboating buttcheeks.

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:36:17 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

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wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

My hands crack from all the washing I do...

Quit motorboating buttcheeks.

TRG

No!

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:36:27 PM EDT

[#16]

Step 1: acquire breast milks
Step 2: acquire eye dropper
Step 3: squirt some milk in your eye
Step 4: profit

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:39:26 PM EDT

[#17]

It's supposed to be Ass To Mouth, not Ass To Eye

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:44:22 PM EDT

[#18]

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It's supposed to be Ass To Mouth, not Ass To Eye

Giving himself dirty sanchezes across the eyeball.

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:56:40 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
wash your hands, you dirty dirty man.

My hands crack from all the washing I do...

Quit motorboating buttcheeks.

TRG

No!

Well, then shut your eyes. The view can't be THAT amusing.

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 2:57:11 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Step 1: acquire breast milks
Step 2: acquire eye dropper
Step 3: squirt some milk in your eye
Step 4: profit

Oddly enough, I just read this in a pioneer folk remedy book.

TRG

Posted: 7/13/2011 3:08:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Rinse eyes a few times each day with xylitol. Eyes will be better FAST.

Posted: 7/13/2011 3:11:37 PM EDT

[#22]

Stop letting people fart on your pillow.

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