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6/16/2017 9:22:16 PM EDT
Go ahead and share your best poem.  I'll start.
6/16/2017 9:28:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your thread sucks
And no one likes you
6/16/2017 9:28:41 PM EDT
[#2]
THis thread isnt going as i thought
I thought it would be super cool
But its  nought
Oh well, guess i was wrong
Ya'll can suck my c $%k!

6/16/2017 9:31:15 PM EDT
[#3]
This is my favorite:

Whose woods these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
He will not see me stopping here  
To watch his woods fill up with snow.  

My little horse must think it queer  
To stop without a farmhouse near  
Between the woods and frozen lake  
The darkest evening of the year.  

He gives his harness bells a shake  
To ask if there is some mistake.  
The only other sound’s the sweep  
Of easy wind and downy flake.  

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,  
But I have promises to keep,  
And miles to go before I sleep,  
And miles to go before I sleep.
6/16/2017 9:32:27 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm just trying to resonate what's deep inside of me
The types of things I ponder, things that steal me from my sleep
The types of things that are deep down in the pit of me
Add it all up and it's just my self perceived epitome

I am my own worst enemy as I constantly battle for air
Words stick together like cotton candy from the hometown fair
I just want to get out what I have known was always there
Pad and a pen are my therapy for what my heart can't seem to bare

I couldn't really express myself, not even to you.
Thoughts are captive, words seamlessly vapid, who am I even speaking to?
At a loss for words but what does it really matter
Simple thoughts lost in translation, disrupted by the chatter

6/16/2017 9:32:55 PM EDT
[#5]
To be rich in spirit
And free from envy
To rejoice greatly in the good of others
And to Love with such generosity of heart
That it is still a dear possession in times of absence  or unkindness
These are the fortunes money can not buy
And without which, money can buy nothing
He who has such a treasury of riches, being valiant in himself
Shall enjoy the universe as if it were his own estate
And heaven help the man to whom he lends a hand
To help share it with him.
6/16/2017 9:36:37 PM EDT
[#6]
This takes a bit of back story.

In Iraq in 2008, my roommate didn't want to be bothered by walking 200 feet to the portajohns, so he'd just pee into empty water bottles and toss them over the fence into the mostly empty and gigantic motor pool.  There were many bottles out there, and no one seemed to notice.  I was annoyed, so I wrote a poem sung to the National Anthem and left it on his side of the 'chu.

O say can you see, it is really a blight.
All those bottles out there, It is really retarded.
When one looks through the fence with adequate light,
One thinks to one's self, "when will they be discarded?"
And the bottles turn brown after they've been around
For weeks upon weeks with the sun beating down.
O say, will those nasty brown bottles disappear,
'Ere the next unit arrives and we pack up our gear?
6/16/2017 9:42:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Self-Pity
I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.

D.H. Lawrence


On the plains of hesitation lie the blackened bones of countless millions who at the dawn of victory lay down to rest, and in resting died.

Adlai E. Stevenson
6/16/2017 9:43:08 PM EDT
[#8]
Here I sit in silent bliss
 Listening to the sound of piss
Now and then a fart is heard
 Followed by a splashing turd

Here i sit in misty vapor
Some fuck stole the toilet paper
Big John is calling I must not linger
 What the hell I'll use my finger
6/16/2017 9:45:19 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote History
Quoted:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your thread sucks
And no one likes you
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Why does it happen?
It is always the first one.
The first post nails it.
6/16/2017 9:47:16 PM EDT
[#10]
Guns are awesome,
Yes they are,
Guns are awesome,
Yes they are.

Did I do it?!
6/16/2017 9:48:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Prologue, 18 lines Chaucer - The only thing our 10th grade English teacher made us memorize and recite (we did it like a mixture of French and German). I can still do it.

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licóur
Of which vertú engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye,
So priketh hem Natúre in hir corages,
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.
6/16/2017 9:55:38 PM EDT
[#12]
What horrors have I seen
As I pursued these human dreams
And how far have I slipped
From the heavens where I once roamed freely
What have I become?
No better than those once beneath me
Can I be whole again
Since I’ve destroyed my meaning?

I know I must
banish the evil things
to purge my heart
and make it clean
but it’s the subtle things
that keep tempting me
it’s the hidden things
that my eyes can see
that I crave to take
and reward to me

And now I see
I cannot be healed
It’s because of them
That my fate is sealed
Their wicked ways
That drew me in
And changed my soul
From within

So I’ll unleash my wrath
Upon their souls
So none of us
Can be whole
I’m going down
But not alone
We’ll all call hell
Our eternal home

One day they’ll stop
And gaze at me
And realize exactly
what I was meant to be
A God above them
A judge, a king
“We brought you low”
They’ll scream
Filled with sorrow
And great weeping
6/16/2017 9:57:10 PM EDT
[#13]
Anything by Robert Service.

"...Oh, it was wild and weird and wan, and ever in camp o' nights
We would watch and watch the silver dance of the mystic Northern Lights.
And soft they danced from the Polar sky and swept in primrose haze;
And swift they pranced with their silver feet, and pierced with a blinding blaze.
They danced a cotillion in the sky; they were rose and silver shod;
It was not good for the eyes of man--'twas a sight for the eyes of God.
It made us mad and strange and sad, and the gold whereof we dreamed
Was all forgot, and our only thought was of the lights that gleamed.

Oh, the tundra sponge it was golden brown, and some was a bright blood-red;
And the reindeer moss gleamed here and there like the tombstones of the dead.
And in and out and around about the little trail ran clear,
And we hated it with a deadly hate and we feared with a deadly fear.
And the skies of night were alive with light, with a throbbing, thrilling flame;
Amber and rose and violet, opal and gold it came.
It swept the sky like a giant scythe, it quivered back to a wedge;
Argently bright, it cleft the night with a wavy golden edge.
Pennants of silver waved and streamed, lazy banners unfurled;
Sudden splendors of sabres gleamed, lightning javelins were hurled.
There in our awe we crouched and saw with our wild, uplifted eyes
Charge and retire the hosts of fire in the battlefield of the skies..."


The Ballad of the Northern Lights
6/16/2017 9:59:46 PM EDT
[#14]
2017/02/14: A Picture of Mohamed
Obviously not mine but I like it.
6/16/2017 10:00:19 PM EDT
[#15]
High Flight
By John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

"Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds -
and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of -
wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence.
Hovering there I've chased the shouting wind along
and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
"Up, up the long delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,
where never lark, or even eagle, flew;
and, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
the high untrespassed sanctity of space,
put out my hand and touched the face of God."
6/16/2017 10:02:44 PM EDT
[#16]
The Stranger within my gate,
He may be true or kind,
But he does not talk my talk--
I cannot feel his mind.
I see the face and the eyes and the mouth,
But not the soul behind.

The men of my own stock,
They may do ill or well,
But they tell the lies I am wanted to,
They are used to the lies I tell;
And we do not need interpreters
When we go to buy or sell.

The Stranger within my gates,
He may be evil or good,
But I cannot tell what powers control--
What reasons sway his mood;
Nor when the Gods of his far-off land
Shall repossess his blood.

The men of my own stock,
Bitter bad they may be,
But, at least, they hear the things I hear,
And see the things I see;
And whatever I think of them and their likes
They think of the likes of me.

This was my father's belief
And this is also mine:
Let the corn be all one sheaf--
And the grapes be all one vine,
Ere our children's teeth are set on edge
By bitter bread and wine.
6/16/2017 10:06:25 PM EDT
[#17]
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!”
6/16/2017 10:57:19 PM EDT
[#18]
At first glance, I read "Porn thread."

Got all kinds of excited.  

Oddly enough, while I'm not a fan of Emily Dickinson's other works, this may be my favorite poem of all.


There is no Frigate like a Book
To take us Lands away
Nor any Coursers like a Page
Of prancing Poetry –
This Traverse may the poorest take
Without oppress of Toll –
How frugal is the Chariot
That bears the Human Soul –
6/16/2017 11:03:47 PM EDT
[#19]
The Arrow and the Song
By Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I shot an arrow into the air, 
It fell to earth, I knew not where; 
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight 
Could not follow it in its flight.
 
I breathed a song into the air, 
It fell to earth, I knew not where; 
For who has sight so keen and strong, 
That it can follow the flight of song? 

Long, long afterward, in an oak 
I found the arrow, still unbroke; 
And the song, from beginning to end, 
I found again in the heart of a friend. 
6/16/2017 11:07:54 PM EDT
[#20]
At first glance, I read “Porn thread;”
And it got me all aroused.
So I grabbed the Breakfree, some mayo, and a sock
And whipped little 9-Line out.
Imagine my surprise when I opened the thread
And got a better look,
So I had to put away the Fap Kit
And posted “There Is No Frigate Like A Book.”


6/16/2017 11:08:03 PM EDT
[#21]
FPNI.  OP is a fag!
6/16/2017 11:10:20 PM EDT
[#22]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When I touch my wiener
I think of you
6/16/2017 11:14:17 PM EDT
[#23]
So none of you lamers write poetry?  Or is it that you just couldn't be bothered to post them here, for the loudmouths and half-wits?
6/16/2017 11:26:54 PM EDT
[#24]
I was asked by a teacher in the fifth grade to memorize a poem by Robert Louis Stevenson entitled "My Shadow" (I think...) and I'm going to see just how much I recall before I resort to Google.

It went something like this:

I have a little shadow who goes in and out with me
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He hasn't got a notion of how children ought to play
And can only make a fool of me in every sort of way

He sometimes grows up taller like an India rubber ball
And he sometimes gets so small that there's none of him at all

Uhhh, yeah, that's all I can remember.  Off to Google...

ETA:   Yeah, fifth grade was a LONG time ago.  Like 1970-something, to be exact...

6/16/2017 11:29:31 PM EDT
[#25]
I like Frost.

A Drumlin Woodchuck

One thing has a shelving bank,
Another a rotting plank,
To give it cozier skies
And make up for its lack of size.

My own strategic retreat
Is where two rocks almost meet,
And still more secure and snug,
A two-door burrow I dug.

With those in mind at my back
I can sit forth exposed to attack
As one who shrewdly pretends
That he and the world are friends.

All we who prefer to live
Have a little whistle we give,
And flash, at the least alram
We dive down under the farm.

We allow some time for guile
And don't come out for a while
Either to eat or drink.
We take occasion to think.

And if after the hunt goes past
And the double-barreled blast
(Like war and pestilence
And the loss of common sense),

If I can with confidence say
That still for another day,
Or even another year,
I will be there for you, my dear,

It will be because, though small
As measured against the All,
I have been so instinctively thorough
About my crevice and burrow.
6/16/2017 11:31:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote History
Quoted:

<snip>

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,  
But I have promises to keep,  
And miles to go before I sleep,  
And miles to go before I sleep.
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I had an English teacher in high school that was pretty much always three sheets to the wind.  Always had a Thermos of Vodka on her desk and was forever looking for her piece of chalk that was usually stuck above her ear.  She walked around perpetually mumbling "miles to go before I sleep!" and "Alone, alone on a wide wide sea..."  I can NOT hear either of those poems now without thinking of deal old Margaret Lawson.  God rest her drunken soul!  LOL!
6/16/2017 11:33:55 PM EDT
[#27]
The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner

From my mother’s sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.


Randall Jarrell, 1914 - 1965
6/17/2017 2:23:48 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote History
Quoted:

So none of you lamers write poetry?  Or is it that you just couldn't be bothered to post them here, for the loudmouths and half-wits?
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I mean I posted what I've written. Call it what you will. lol
6/17/2017 5:57:08 AM EDT
[#29]
My favorite!


The Bridge Builder By Will Allen Dromgoole


An old man going a lone highway,
Came, at the evening cold and gray,
To a chasm vast and deep and wide.
Through which was flowing a sullen tide
The old man crossed in the twilight dim,
The sullen stream had no fear for him;
But he turned when safe on the other side
And built a bridge to span the tide.

“Old man,” said a fellow pilgrim near,
“You are wasting your strength with building here;
Your journey will end with the ending day,
You never again will pass this way;
You’ve crossed the chasm, deep and wide,
Why build this bridge at evening tide?”

The builder lifted his old gray head;
“Good friend, in the path I have come,” he said,
“There followed after me to-day
A youth whose feet must pass this way.
This chasm that has been as naught to me
To that fair-haired youth may a pitfall be;
He, too, must cross in the twilight dim;
Good friend, I am building this bridge for him!”
6/17/2017 2:46:30 PM EDT
[#30]
Our budding entanglement started off tender,
But as our hearts opened it fell in the blender.
Fireside snuggling turned spring golden showers,
Sprinkling excitement that soon, too, went sour.
So when the last passion had faded with timeAnd the blush on your cheeks cost me my last dime,
Yet I knew it was worn for an outsider's gazeBy the bouquet you kept in your cubical space,
You came home to find that I'd shredded your clothesAnd your cat in the flowerbed feeding a rose.

--VMole, brah.

From an ooold thread. 
6/17/2017 2:52:05 PM EDT
[#31]
    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
   The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
   Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
   Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
   The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
   The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
   The best lack all conviction, while the worst
   Are full of passionate intensity.

   Surely some revelation is at hand;
   Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
   The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
   When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
   Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
   A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
   A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
   Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
   Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

   The darkness drops again but now I know
   That twenty centuries of stony sleep
   Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
   And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
   Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?