Posted: 4/29/2013 11:10:52 AM EDT
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I love limericks. They always should be nasty. They always should flow. Five lines, with AABBA rhyme scheme, and they have a distinct cadence. A classic illustration of all cogent points:
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had a dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he came on his chin: If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it. Here are a few for our day and age. Post yours! Gov. Christie ---------------------------------------------- There once was a fat Jersey slob, Who sucked on old Obama's knob. Though not quite like wookie, "O" loved lard ass nookie. He'll offer the RINO a job. The Ban Lady ---------------------------------------------- Attend, and lets talk of Feinstein. Who ages like vinegar, not wine. Said she with chagrin, "Guns, turn them all in.." But boating, I seem to have lost mine. The ammo blues... ----------------------------------------------- At Wal-Mart, you're looking for ammo. Near camp gear 'n orange real-tree camo. Offer'n to suck cocks, For a case of white-box... Stock up! (but BEFORE the fiasco). |