Posted: 8/3/2015 12:01:48 AM EDT
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My wife, kid and I live in a gated complex with a real nice pool area and small resort area. Our unit is next to the pool. Been noticing every day a small platoon of people of the hispanic origin roll in early in the morning by the truckload, and party at the pool all day, using the BBQs, cabanas, etc. Then they leave around 0130 AM (pool closes at 10pm) and leave trash, tecate beer cans, etc laying all over.
They seem to come back every day and leave a mess behind them. Alcohol and smoking is also a no go but they dont seem to care. Lately whenever I look at the pool outside the window, there is constantly 10-15 non English speaking individuals playing in the pool (they keep their shirts on too, which is wierd) and even more are poolside. Security is supposed to come by each night but I never see them. I dont want to be the dickhead calling them every night either. And I dont own the pool. Anybody else have experience with freeloaders taking advantage of community ammenities? |
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- Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. |
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- Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. Sounds like a great way to get pumped full of. 38 Super. |
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Quoted: - Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. Oh yeah! Ok, you win 500 Internetz! That is awesome! |
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I think they keep their shirts on because they don't want to get a tan. (This is something I've heard.) Yeah, the Hispanic guys I work with here in Orygun are always wearing long sleeves in hot weather because they hate it when their skin "gets too dark." They're pretty prejudiced toward dark(er) skinned people. I had to break up a fight one day and fire one of them. I caught one chasing another in the field with a machete. When I got him stopped and asked him just what the hell he thought he was doing, he said "He called me a Mexican Indian." I'm like  . Goodbye...........
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- Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. Do this often I assume. |
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Quoted: Sounds like a great way to get pumped full of. 38 Super. Quoted: Quoted: - Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. Sounds like a great way to get pumped full of. 38 Super. |
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- Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. 
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Quoted: You need a DHS ICE outfit. Get you one and show up poolside. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Try shouting "La Migra" with a Mexican accent. Or try calling this guy
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That might backfire. They'll happily surrender. Have you seen the long term housing facilities for illegals? The ones they've been showing on the news look nice. Video games for the kids and free social services for the adults. Quoted:
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You need a DHS ICE outfit. Get you one and show up poolside. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Pft. You assume we take prisoners around here. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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I think they are trying to keep there backs dry. Quoted:
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I think they keep their shirts on because they don't want to get a tan. (This is something I've heard.) ...or they're doing their laundry I think they are trying to keep there backs dry. *snicker* 
If you let them continue doing this, you are part of the problem. |
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What you did there..... I see it Quoted:
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- Wait until the pool is full of your uninvited guests. - Then, run through the pool area, fully clothed and yelling "EL DIABLO!!!...EL DIABLO!!!" - Run directly into the pool and take a small Tupperware of red food coloring out of your pocket and discreetly release it into the pool. - Float facedown for as long as you can. - When you have to take a breath, throw your head back, take in a deep breath and then howl as loudly as you can. - Dog paddle to the side of the pool, growling the entire time. - Find a person who is running from you and then chase after them barking and growling. - Quickly leave the area and disappear into the darkness...Let out one last howl. You will no longer have uninvited guests and you will also have an awesome story to tell at work. Win-win. Sounds like a great way to get pumped full of. 38 Super. They're just shooting the calibers that Americans don't want to. |