User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 3:46:33 PM EDT
[#1]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 3:49:05 PM EDT
[#2]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 4:08:41 PM EDT
[#3]
The one and only time I went to such a joint was The Million Dollar Saloon in Dallas, TX about 40 years ago. I went back to my hotel with an empty wallet. I assume they were non-union being in TX and beautiful. LOL.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 4:09:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Yikes, they should never leave the dark
 |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 4:10:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't want to see any of them naked. Works different out West... you tip them to put their clothes on. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 4:24:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryWaldo has fallen on hard times of late, but you did still spot him. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:08:54 PM EDT
[#7]
 " />
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:11:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Titty Shakers Local 169
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:15:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They look exactly as I expected for Portland. They pretty damn weather beaten. Good god... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:18:24 PM EDT
[#10]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:18:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Those are the ugliest strippers I've ever seen...but then again I haven't seen any since the 80's...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:32:14 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I quit going to strip clubs a very long time ago when I realized most of the strippers had 3x as many needle marks from shooting dope as they did nipples. Yuck! Best comment so far. Ha! 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:33:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Even the strippers are fat in 2023
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:33:21 PM EDT
[#14]
So do we have any takeonefortheteamsters here?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:34:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell me you have never been to a Canadian strip club without telling you you have never been to a Canadian strip club The Canadian Ballet is fantastic. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:34:58 PM EDT
[#16]
If unionized will they split the money equally among all of the strippers working that day?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:40:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Is that the early morning shift?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 5:45:41 PM EDT
[#18]
You can smell the Fabreze in that photo.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:05:27 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell me you have never been to a Canadian strip club without telling you you have never been to a Canadian strip club Decades ago a couples of my friends pulled into a roadside joint in Magog, PQ. As they were parking, a school bus stopped, a girl got off and went in the club's side door. Turns out she was the third act. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:14:22 PM EDT
[#20]
"One of our dancers was drugged. Since there were no cameras at the time, she was not able to report her assault."
--  strippers complaining about being drugged. "The stage was not supplied with even flooring," said dancer Spank Sinatra, "which is dangerous when you’re wearing giant heels. The pole isn’t properly installed either, which can be very dangerous." --Shit's tough all over Tiffany and uneven flooring is one of life's biggest threats. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:14:41 PM EDT
[#21]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:38:47 PM EDT
[#22]
You can sure tell that none of those girls have coke problems.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:45:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Yo, if thats the A team "talent" at that club, just let it shut down... sweet Jesus thats a sad looking group. Fuck, Id pay you to keep it on.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:45:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Who cares.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:48:17 PM EDT
[#25]
Christ, I'd pay them to keep their clothes on.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:49:05 PM EDT
[#26]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:49:36 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to go to Mary's alot. It was small and was a dive bar and rarely had more than 2 girls for the night. It wasn't much, but the drinks were cheap and the girls mostly sexy. Or maybe it was just the drinks, hard to remember. Just a few beers separate a fox and a dog... |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:53:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: dancer Spank Sinatra 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:54:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Said it before and this just brings it home … now you see why strip clubs have low lighting and it is never advisable to see a stripper in the daytime.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 6:56:33 PM EDT
[#30]
I am sorry for my state.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:01:32 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to go to Mary's alot. It was small and was a dive bar and rarely had more than 2 girls for the night. It wasn't much, but the drinks were cheap and the girls mostly sexy. Or maybe it was just the drinks, hard to remember. I saw a stripper with one arm at Mary's one time. What she lacked in appendages she made up with in talent. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:03:28 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny, I'm getting roped into getting a steak lunch at the Acrop for the first time in years this afternoon. My buddy's kid is turning 21 today. I'll see if I can report back. Hopefully the steak is still good. I haven't been there in a decade. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:03:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Strippers aren't people. They are a hollow shell of what a person once was. Treat them accordingly.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:16:11 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw a stripper with one arm at Mary's one time. What she lacked in appendages she made up with in talent. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I used to go to Mary's alot. It was small and was a dive bar and rarely had more than 2 girls for the night. It wasn't much, but the drinks were cheap and the girls mostly sexy. Or maybe it was just the drinks, hard to remember. I saw a stripper with one arm at Mary's one time. What she lacked in appendages she made up with in talent. I actually remember her. Actually hard to forget a stripper with one arm. She danced very well. I would be lying if I said I was there almost every month because sometimes I was there every week. Usually the same trip included the Dead Goat in Salt Lake City. Now that place awesome. The owner knew me by name and face and would buy the first drink |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:24:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Woof! Can't imagine paying any of those for anything.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:31:28 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Said it before and this just brings it home … now you see why strip clubs have low lighting and it is never advisable to see a stripper in the daytime. Low lighting also helps cover up filth and stains. Same idea as a dive bar. I guess things have gotten worse in the last 15 years since I've been to one. Back then, it seemed that every stripper was dating a coke dealer who drove a Camaro. One look at that crew and imaging the needle marks is decidedly worse. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:32:29 PM EDT
[#37]
I didn't think such a leftist shithole would have any strippers, but if it did, I (correctly) figured they'd look like overweight Suicide Girls.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:32:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Low lighting also helps cover up filth and stains. Same idea as a dive bar. I guess things have gotten worse in the last 15 years since I've been to one. Back then, it seemed that every stripper was dating a coke dealer who drove a Camaro. One look at that crew and imaging the needle marks is decidedly worse. On the pro side of the argument, I've never met a stripper that wasn't into butt stuff. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:37:31 PM EDT
[#39]
On topic story:
Last time I went to a portland strip club around 2018, a girl was on stage completely naked except a pink jewel buttplug. I leaned over to my buddy and jokingly asked if I would be crowned king of the stripclub if I pulled it out. She stormed off the stage and gave me death glares all night. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:37:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On the pro side of the argument, I've never met a stripper that wasn't into butt stuff. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Low lighting also helps cover up filth and stains. Same idea as a dive bar. I guess things have gotten worse in the last 15 years since I've been to one. Back then, it seemed that every stripper was dating a coke dealer who drove a Camaro. One look at that crew and imaging the needle marks is decidedly worse. On the pro side of the argument, I've never met a stripper that wasn't into butt stuff. Just make sure you bag the one with low mileage. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 7:38:22 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just make sure you bag the one with low mileage. No such thing as a low mileage stripper. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:00:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Leave the Acropolis alone Fuck yes this. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:01:55 PM EDT
[#43]
Does that mean the crime/union bosses get to sample the casting couches as well as the owners/managers. Plus they get to pay union dues on top of the skim from the managers?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:07:56 PM EDT
[#44]
I haven't been in a strip bar for over 25 years. Those are the ugliest strippers I ever seent. That includes the Harry Hines dives in Dallas. JFC. Are those oem women?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:10:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't been in a strip bar for over 25 years. Those are the ugliest strippers I ever seent. That includes the Harry Hines dives in Dallas. JFC. Are those oem women? It is Portland after all, so you can't be sure. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:13:43 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The one and only time I went to such a joint was The Million Dollar Saloon in Dallas, TX about 40 years ago. I went back to my hotel with an empty wallet. I assume they were non-union being in TX and beautiful. LOL. The MDS had just opened 40 years ago. High dollar TB there. |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:22:22 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Decades ago a couples of my friends pulled into a roadside joint in Magog, PQ. As they were parking, a school bus stopped, a girl got off and went in the club's side door. Turns out she was the third act. Ha! I would take a Montreal road trip every so many years! I think I stopped into that same “GO GO” Bar on the way! The girls would do anything for $20 “americain” I spent a couple hours there and left “happy”?? The Montreal clubs were wicked and the girls young and “free” a place called “Kaleche du Sexe” (sp) was truly memorable! This was many years ago…?? |
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:27:34 PM EDT
[#48]
Congratulations Portland, you have strippers nobody wants to see naked.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:53:42 PM EDT
[#49]
Why are the ones I do not want to see naked always the ones that want me to see them naked.?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 6/12/2023 8:56:37 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ, even the strippers are fat now. |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
