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Posted: 9/4/2009 1:00:32 PM EDT

I will start.

Sex is merely a psychological pacification for the urge to kill.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:01:32 PM EDT

[#1]

I shouldnt have eaten so much hot sauce...Fuck...

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:01:55 PM EDT

[#2]

I hate shoplifters.....

Fuckers....

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:02:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Traffic sucks

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Posted: 9/4/2009 1:02:16 PM EDT

[#4]

V=<1,2,3>+t<4,5,6>

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:03:38 PM EDT

[#5]

Parents these days are retarded.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:04:00 PM EDT

[#6]

I was convinced it was Saturday today, until 10 minutes ago.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:04:16 PM EDT

[#7]

I like bacon.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:04:34 PM EDT

[#8]

Correlation does not equal causation.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:04:44 PM EDT

[#9]

I am having steak tonight.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:06:02 PM EDT

[#10]

I need to cut my finger nails.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:07:34 PM EDT

[#11]

Saxet gunshow tomorrow in San Antonio. Anyone going???

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:07:36 PM EDT

[#12]

Why hasn't UPS delivered my TAD gear yet? I have to leave here soon...

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:07:58 PM EDT

[#13]

You know those big round hay bales that are about 10 feet tall? Ever notice how when they have snow on them, they look exactly like giant Frosted Mini Wheats?

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:07:59 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I need to cut my finger nails.

I cut mine this morning.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:08:27 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm going out with a old girlfriend tonight ––- just as pals and truthfully really don't want to go.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:08:33 PM EDT

[#16]

I need sand my gun stock.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:09:15 PM EDT

[#17]

I shouldn't dip anymore but I'm going to go ahead and pack one in anyway.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:09:28 PM EDT

[#18]

I am so ready to go home.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:09:54 PM EDT

[#19]

I should probably shower..

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:14:23 PM EDT

[#20]

The Preamble states "promote the general welfare" not provide.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:14:37 PM EDT

[#21]

In order for something to exist, it must have an opposite.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:16:36 PM EDT

[#22]

When I drink alone, I like to be alone.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:16:55 PM EDT

[#23]

Nachos at halftime!

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:17:40 PM EDT

[#24]

Randomness without chaos is orderly

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:17:57 PM EDT

[#25]

This thread is one of the dumbest I have read here

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:18:45 PM EDT

[#26]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:19:18 PM EDT

[#27]

I should have asked for her number.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:19:27 PM EDT

[#28]

My work cafeteria makes better food than most restaurants, here.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:19:51 PM EDT

[#29]

"Not guilty because the victim was a zombie." should be a valid argument in court.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:20:10 PM EDT

[#30]

It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:21:15 PM EDT

[#31]

There are still a lot of republicans.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:21:20 PM EDT

[#32]

Fuck Obama..

I guess I was first

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:22:21 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Fuck Obama..

I guess I was first

First to make much sense

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:22:55 PM EDT

[#34]

freinds are gods appology for family.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:23:48 PM EDT

[#35]

My cats feet smell like popcorn

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:24:14 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuck Obama..

I guess I was first

First to make much sense

Whaddya know, that was my first thought too.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:26:46 PM EDT

[#37]

Crazy bitch was supposed to pick up her stinking furniture (it literally stinks because she is a chain smoker and there's a cracked bottle of Pine Sol in there somewhere) before this weekend, but it looks like she's bailed out of town. I may have to call her mom in Florida and tell her I'm going to donate it all to Father Joe's Village or Jewish Family Service.

I like corned beef.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:27:16 PM EDT

[#38]

My dogs breath smells like ass!

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:27:26 PM EDT

[#39]

Fuck you Pat Sajack!!!

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:29:15 PM EDT

[#40]

There is either an ugly guy, or a REALLY ugly woman, sitting across from me at the public library.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:30:42 PM EDT

[#41]

The most expensive thing you'll ever have is your ego.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:32:29 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
The most expensive thing you'll ever have is your ego woman.

Fixed

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:32:40 PM EDT

[#43]

If you drop your keys into molten lava, don't bother trying to grab them out - because they are gone.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:32:41 PM EDT

[#44]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:33:30 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

My cats feet smell like popcorn

My dog's feet smell like Fritos.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:33:41 PM EDT

[#46]

'I tried to think of something clever to say.....but all I could think of was black jokes'

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:33:54 PM EDT

[#47]

My woman just got out of the shower

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:34:45 PM EDT

[#48]

Upon hearing my rebuttal, "He didn't get it from me! I bought it from him!", the detectives head nearly exploded.

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:34:58 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

This thread is one of the dumbest I have read here

GO away

Posted: 9/4/2009 1:35:05 PM EDT

[#50]

When the hell is dinner gonna be ready?

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