Posted: 7/23/2004 9:11:43 AM EDT
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What is the best practical joke you have ever pulled off on someone? Years ago my freind and I "rearranged" his sister's stuff. It included turning everything in her room upside down, filling all here shoes with squishy stuff, filling the shower nozzle with soap, putting lard on her toothbrush, saran-wrapping the toilet seat , displaying female plumbing equiptment from the ceiling fan, puttin her car up on blocks, advertising her stuff for sale on local radio stations, barricaded here room, creating new flavors of cigarettes with stuff like hair, dandy-lion stems, cat doo etc. By the way, she deserved is all :) |
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In an old propietary e-mail program my company used to have, you could change what the keystrokes on the keyboard put on the screen. On a co-workers machine made it so that "p" on the keyboard was "q" on the screen. Another time made every key on the keyboard resulted in a "p" except "enter". Another time a friend was in a meeting with the boss and left his computer unlocked, and the bosses computer was unlocked as well. Since I knew where they both were and who was reading thier e-mail, I sent a whiney pathetic e-mail from the freinds machine to the boss and cc'd the friend. I then deleted it from the bosses machine before he read it. Never saw the friend move that fast in his life. I was nice enough to stop him before he got to the boss. |
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Many years ago I was the medical unit leader for a large firefighter complex somewhere in Alaska, our base was crewing around 50 forest fires. Across the road from my med cabin were these two hot young gals that were responsible for transportation around the base. They had a TV and VCR in thier cabin so thats where I spent the evenings. They were two of the greatest gossipers I had ever met, so as a joke I told them the govenor was coming to check out our base and see how the Army Blackhawks were working out for us. They were impressed but I never heard anything else about it. I went out to a fire for a few days and when I came back there were fire crews stripping and oiling the cabins, building a new roof on the sauna, mowing all the grass, building an addition on the chow hall, all kinds of new shit showed up and got fixed. When I went to the morning briefing I was informed by the head ranger that all was on track for the Govenors arrival although they still didn't know when his surprise inspection would be. I figured they had spent around $30,000.00 to get ready for the Govenor to show up so I kept my mouth shut till I rotated home. oppppps! Hunter out... |
| A guy I work with said that on a previous job they took a can of that expanding foam insulation and filled up another dude's tool box . They latched down the lid and let it do it's thing . It took him two days to dig that crap out of every socket . Pretty neat . That stuff has potential !!! |
| Five fellow slugs and I slipped passed sentrys and moved everything from the command master chief's office up three flights of stairs and re-assembled everything in the female head. We even hung his pictures up there. I had another master chief eat several "ethnic" food grade waterbugs. |
Oh, I forgot this one: back when my wife was my girlfriend we were at some local outdoor festival where the crowd just broke up after a live music show. We were just goofing around and she found a couple quarters on the ground, so suddenly she starts really hunting more quarters. She keeps handing them to me...and I keep flipping them back onto the ground just outside her peripheral vision but in the direction she's walking. So these two quarters keep getting recycled until she thinks we have like $8-$10, at which point I'm totally cracking up...
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Oh god, theres a few... A friend of mine and I had a couple of very gullable girlfriends a while ago that we enjoyed playing jokes on and telling stories to. My girlfreind at the time had a little acura, she never locked it, and I always told her. "You need to start locking your car or someone is going to get in ther and steal your shit." So one night she was having a get together at her house, (BIG BIG, old house that belonged to her father, he had been in Nigeria doing business for the past 6 months and she was watching it for him.) we were doing some drinking. So my freind and I went out to her car and messed it up a little bit, we opened the glovebox and scattered some stuff around so it would look like her car was broken into. Then we ran inside and told her that someone had broken into her car and we saw him run off. So she comes running out to her car, and looks at it. There just happened to be a car up the street with a couple of people sitting in it, and we said "I think it was them!" We were about to tell her we were kidding when she hauled ass into the house. Then she comes running out of the house with an old 1911 .45 and starts running up the the street twards the car! So I haul ass after her and tackle her, trying to tell her I was just joking, I finnally wrestle the gun out of her hand, and she tells me its not loaded. Well I took it in the house and not only WAS it loaded, but a bullet was chambered!!! Aparently her fater kept it in his nightstand. Let me tell you, I stopped playing jokes on her after that. That could have been really bad... |
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I duct taped EVERYTHING in an overhead cabinet in the breakroom to the inside of the door. Whoever came in, opened the door and pulled EVERYTHING out onto the floor. I mean everything, a few BIG BOWLS full of sugar and creamer packets, boxes of coffee packet....EVERYTHING inside the cabinets to the inside of the doors on all 4 levels of the doctors office breakrooms. I've been in several BIG prank wars officewide. Put PWND wallpapers on EVERYONE's computer.....redirected all the shared folders on the network to a folder of prOn...... Duct Tape is your best friend. fishing line tied a co=workers FULL coffee mug to the pull out keyboard tray from the back..... Saran Wrapped an intern to a concrete column Shrink wrapped a co=workers briefcase Put rotten egg prank scent on the inside of exam face masks...... spring loaded the trash bins so that when they pushed the footpad it sprang open and launched trash all over the place..... |
| Was out marking timber last summer, and came across a buddy's truck. I put the transfer case lever in "N". I ran into him later that night at the barracks, he said he and the rest of his crew were poking and prodding that truck for 20 mins trying to figure out what was wrong. Looking under hood, crawling underneath to check everything, finally somebody figured it out. He was PISSED. |
| My father grew up in Louisville, KY. They used to have a rocking chair that people used to fall asleep in all the time. When that happened, my Dad and his brother would get these big wash basins. One would fill his with water and the other with flour. While you slept, they'd hit you in quick succession with the water/flour, effectively coating you. |
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My favorite was one that I "heard about" a long time ago. Once upon a time there was a group of guys out recycling campaign signs. Well during this process this group got the bright idea to hang some signes way up a telephone pole in front of the a certain political party's headquarters. In the process of doing this the group got the bright idea to be just a tad bit more creative and had a stroke of genious. This group decided to apply a generous amout of super glue to the locks of the the afore mentioned place. Now imagine this being the day before the election and hearing that it took certain party officials from accessing their office for several hours. This is my favorite that I have ever heard of. |
| I didn't even mean to do this one, but it was still funny as hell. Half our company was deploying to Cuba along with another company. My last night I am packing everything I can in my wall locker. Had some clothes sitting ontop of the fridge that I grabbed and threw into my hamper and put that up. Little did I know but there was a steak still in the wrapper under those clothes. My room mate doesnt deploy so after about a week the steaks rotting and stinking up the room. That guy got smoked just about every damn day for having a stinking room. The CO did a room inspection once, 1 step in the door "Oh sh&t, get down!!" Oh well, he was worthless and ended up going AWOL a while later. |
 a few of drops of visine in someone's coffee will make them shit like a gooseammonia inhalant capsules placed under the little knobs under the toilet seat work great. When someone sits down they crack the capsules. They tear up from the ammonia.scotch tape the sprayer on the back of the kitchen sink. Sprays the hell out of someone when they turn on the faucet.rit dye in the shower head is fun
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| Used to work in the mailroom at a large defense contractor. I would shred lots of documents on this HUGE shredder and then take them out to a dumpster outside. Well I took a few large trash bags full of his stuff home to play a joke on this friend of mine one summer. She had a small car with a sunroof that she would always leave open. Filled the entire vehicle up with paper shreds through the sunroof. She called me a few months later when the weather got cold and started yelling at me, said she turned her heater on for the first time since then and paper shreds started blowing out of the vents...... |
| We got a guy at work that has a bad back every once and a while and on a Saturday we put a bunch of shower bars all around his desk, painted a big handicap parking sign on his floor, put a seat belt on his chair and then filled his phone up with tuna...Then we took all of his catalogs out of his rack (work in an autoparts store) and replaced them with all of the oldest, most out of date books we could find. When he came in on Monday he almost crapped his pants. That was some funny shit. |
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In the late 80's, I interned at a law office as a High School senior. When I told my boss that I would be going to college next fall, she told me that I wouldn't have a job when I returned from school. Keep in mind, our firm had just installed brand-new hand dryers which conveniently rotated upwards so the women could dry their hair. On my last day, I raided the Copy Room for Toner, the nasty gray shit that goes in the copy machine. I went into the first floor women's bathroom, rotated the nozzles on the two dryers upwards, then dumped toner into them. I then rotated them downwards and left. A clerk who was a friend told me the next day that he heard scream as a secretary came tearing out of the bathroom, totally coated in gray powder. |
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Rewired office phone keypad to 1 to 6, 5 to 3, etc (not 9- dial out key)- we got new phone system next day. Bought a goat and bale of hay. chained goat to friends tree in front of house. Put bale of hay next to goat. Friend lost it when he saw crowd of neighbors looking at goat next morning. Fill exhaust pipes up with tranny fluid. Smoke like a freight train for about 10 min. Friends think engine is blown. Tie rope to two trash cans across from each other in an alley. Car drives by-trash cans take out both side of car simultaneously. (not a nice trick) Built AR for friend- put blank in it right before he got there. Told him I headspaced go, no go, field and even checked it with loaded ammo right as I 'accidentally' pulled the trigger with the barrel pointed at the wall. Friend lost it. Crime scene tape is easy to buy online. Friends houses look good with it put up around it. Neighbors will gossip & stop by for weeks. Found those rainbow gay stickers for sale- every friend I know was a highway faggot for a week. use sharpie pen to draw mustache and afros on peoples badges that wore dumb enough to leave lying around office. Copy and distribute as needed. Drive down interstate with head on horn, eyes wide open looking at other motorists like your dead. For miles. sign up friend for Mormon visits online. (<-- the worst) I used to race cars and when my friends and I were in college we all had 500 dollar beater cars to get to school (olds delta 88s, k-cars, LTD's ). These cars were involved in crash up derbys weekly. Everyone had the "show quality side" of the car and the "no insurance" side of the car. The one rule was don't hit the good side. (you had to take your women out so you usually left the passenger side looking good, but this was hard as you couldn't let your date see the other side. Thete was lots of thought into how to park your car strategicly) Anyway, if you caught one of the guys at an intersection in Dallas somewhere you would just have a big ole car wreck and get out and argue or blame the guy that was just sitting there when you plowed him. Example: rear end the shit out of your buddy's car at a light and then get out and start demanding he get his insurance card "WTF were you doing?!!" Other motorists would come to the innocent guys aid but he would he would also start defending the rear-ender. The other motorists would go nuts.... |
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'got one or two co-werkers by messin' with the Auto-correct feature in MSWord... Y'know.. so everytime they type a particular word it types something else....his |