[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Priviledge Count (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/11/2015 8:38:33 AM EDT
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What's your Piviledge count?
I'm a straight cis-gendered white male, so I get 4 priviledges. |
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Because I'm a glutton for punishment and my blood pressure was low I went through one of those Buzzfeed SJW quizzes to tally my privilege. I'm just this short of slave owner apparently.
I just wish Americans would start wearing hats or sashes denoting their special victim status so I would know how to interact with everyone. It's a bunch easier in Eesti when you just have normal people and Russians. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
| I am ultra privileged, my privilege has privilege. I had to look up cis-gendered, and saw that it was right to life shit about gender being assigned at birth instead of when sperm penetrates egg. If I buy that line, I can kill any unborn people anytime. Why, I could use abortion as a birth control just like Margeret Sanger envisioned. Christ, priviledge is such fun. |
What is this? Some sort of overt demographic/PII intelligence gathering scheme? Gonna ask what my first pets name is next? Or my moms maiden name? Or what street I grew up on? Huh? Is that it? Who do you work for OP? Mr. J. Helm? I see through your smoke screen. I'm on to you... 
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Straight White Employed Good credit Debt free Blue eyes Over 6' tall No elbows on table when eating Prefer 9mm over .45 So what's that? 8 points?
No that would be SIX points, you loss two points for preferring the ghetto caliber over the White Male American Caliber! 9MM over 45 is a big hit on the White Privilege Scale while 10MM Bren is plus two instead of one like 45! 
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No that would be SIX points, you loss two points for preferring the ghetto caliber over the White Male American Caliber! 9MM over 45 is a big hit on the White Privilege Scale while 10MM Bren is plus two instead of one like 45! Quoted:
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Straight White Employed Good credit Debt free Blue eyes Over 6' tall No elbows on table when eating Prefer 9mm over .45 So what's that? 8 points?
No that would be SIX points, you loss two points for preferring the ghetto caliber over the White Male American Caliber! 9MM over 45 is a big hit on the White Privilege Scale while 10MM Bren is plus two instead of one like 45! I would add two points for the public denial of indebtedness! We owe the children so much, don't you know. He must be so privileged that he cannot see how he should get a second job in order to suport those who are trying to turn their lives around. |
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Let's see how fast I go to the Gulag. Christian Church Elder/Pastor Conservative Straight White Male Married (29 yrs) 3 kids Retired active duty Marine BS in Aeronautics Employed Gun owner Home owner x2 Oh no. You are screwed. You might as well flee the country before FEMA finishes building their gulag.
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Next thing you know we will have a "privileged" exemption form for our taxes. Instead of a W4, it will be called the SWM form. The more privilege you have, the less withholding deductions. I filled out the white privilege form. They sent my tax money back, along with a brand new confederate flag, and a stack coupons for cracker barrel. I guess you didn't get the form. You gotta ask for it. |
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Let's see how fast I go to the Gulag. Christian Church Elder/Pastor Conservative Straight White Male Married (29 yrs) 3 kids Retired active duty Marine BS in Aeronautics Employed Gun owner Home owner x2 Gulag. Hahahahah.you sir are going straight to heck.
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I'm Jewish. My people were enslaved by Africans for 400 years. And then cooked like tater tots by Euro fucks later on. I got no privilege so everyone can fuck off with that shit.  Yes, but you dominate certain lucrative industries. And, as we know, it's always your fault. Whatever it is, you did this.
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I've got pretty much all of them. Pretty fuckin sweet living life with the hand of cards I've got.
Free tank of gas on Thursdays. I get three get-out-of-tickets-free cards every quarter. Oh and a whole lot of people hate me just because I was born ridiculously good looking, tall, fit, and white. Oh well. |
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What's your Piviledge count? I'm a straight cis-gendered white male, so I get 4 priviledges. I have to re-up. Where is a good place to oppress some minorities in Texas? I think I can hate on some poor people and brown people if I buy a few Quarter Pounders and fries, but I don't know of any genderqueer fast food restaurants around here. I think I'll get bonus privileges if I drive from Fort Worth to Austin to buy a Big Mac because I'll hate the poor, brown LGBTBBQ server and hate the environment at the same time. |
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Yes, but you dominate certain lucrative industries. And, as we know, it's always your fault. Whatever it is, you did this. Quoted:
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I'm Jewish. My people were enslaved by Africans for 400 years. And then cooked like tater tots by Euro fucks later on. I got no privilege so everyone can fuck off with that shit. Yes, but you dominate certain lucrative industries. And, as we know, it's always your fault. Whatever it is, you did this. Well that's a given. |
[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Priviledge Count (Page 1 of 2)
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