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Posted: 9/3/2013 2:35:42 PM EDT

Are his eyes too close together or what?

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:39:31 PM EDT

[#1]

Yes!

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:39:36 PM EDT

[#2]

I'm sure you can find better looking guys on match.com.....................................................

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:40:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Looks like he should be wearing a Hugo Boss suit.

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:41:52 PM EDT

[#4]

Bro, do you even stereoscopic vision?

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:43:15 PM EDT

[#5]

That's a short neck he has there, for a giraffe.

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:44:32 PM EDT

[#6]

The molestache is a nice touch too.

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:45:37 PM EDT

[#7]

Wait a minute - does anyone have the link to Taxman's mugshot?

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:46:43 PM EDT

[#8]

He's got a hot wife.

Either he can lick his eyebrows, or it's that Absolute Dictator thing.

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:58:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/3/2013 2:58:16 PM EDT

[#10]

and he's an ophthalmologist. You'd think he could fix that shit or something.

Posted: 9/3/2013 2:59:37 PM EDT

[#11]

am I the only guy who looks at Assad and thinks "Larry Bird"?

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:04:14 PM EDT

[#12]

his days are numbered

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:28:04 PM EDT

[#13]

I'd number his wife a solid 7.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:33:08 PM EDT

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I'd hit her with my missile.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:36:02 PM EDT

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She cleans up right nice.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:38:37 PM EDT

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15 in Alaska.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:38:40 PM EDT

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She cleans up right nice.

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She cleans up right nice.

She probably got her fair share of Damascus steel before she met her current husband.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:39:47 PM EDT

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She probably got her fair share of Damascus steel before she met her current husband.

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I'd number his wife a solid 7.

She cleans up right nice.

She probably got her fair share of Damascus steel before she met her current husband.

I've got some Krupp steel for her.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:39:48 PM EDT

[#19]

Ironically, Assad is an ophthalmologist.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:40:00 PM EDT

[#20]

He's got that whole 'Quizboy' head thing going. Needs an eyepatch

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:42:56 PM EDT

[#21]

Put the Buddy Holly black horn rims on him, and he the twin of a guy I went to high school with.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:43:15 PM EDT

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And a steel hand.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:43:24 PM EDT

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inbreeding?

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:44:26 PM EDT

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Syria -- not Arkansas.

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:44:57 PM EDT

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Separated at birth?

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:45:28 PM EDT

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Syria -- not Arkansas.

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Syria -- not Arkansas.

Arkansyria?

Posted: 9/3/2013 3:46:33 PM EDT

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Arkansyria?

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inbreeding?

Syria -- not Arkansas.

Arkansyria?

That works.

Posted: 9/3/2013 4:51:19 PM EDT

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am I the only guy who looks at Assad and thinks "Larry Bird"?

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