Posted: 3/27/2013 6:12:50 PM EDT
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What the shit do mermaids eat?! |
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You are in Indiana. The fat slut you are talking to is NOT a mermaid. A fat slut will be happy eating chimichangas from the gas station. DO NOT take her to Applebees or Red Lobster. And remember, STRAP UP before you WRAP UP. Let us know if you wake up in a tub full of ice. Good luck...... |

