Posted: 12/9/2001 4:08:17 PM EDT
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I was doing a traffic stop. Asked driver for her license and registration. Go back to the patrol car to run the name and I start laughing like mad...her first name was "Latrine"! What the hell were her parents thinking? She received a warn and admonish, she's already had a tough life.[whacko] |
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funny as hell. was probably a typo at birth, much like Oprah. I was out to lunch with a buddy the other day, had this really hot waitress ...turns out her name was Vienna...like the sausage.... and of course we talk to her about it...turns out she's a vegetarian.... so of course my buddy and I leave the restaurant singing "she don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone." No_Expert |
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A boy named Sue ??? Theres a guy here in Tx Dallas/Ft Worth area that changed his name to Santa Clause, makes for an interesting faux traffic stop on Dec 24. Someone always pulls it on xmas eve, the game was to see who could/would make the call/stop first, as close to midnight as possible |
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I was taking a domestic battery report from a very drunken woman one night. Filling out the suspect's info: Me: color eyes? Her: blue Me: color hair? Her: Brown Me: how long is it? Her: That's awful personal, I don't thing he's ever measured it. Me: HIS HAIR! Her: Oh, bout shoulder length. |
| I'm a conservation officer and just for kicks during a slow season I was riding one night with a county deputy. We were going to serve a warrant and the deputy looks at me and says, "Don't laugh at this guys name. He's pretty sensitive about it." I said, "Ok, whatever...what's his name?" He hands me the warrant and right there, in black and white was...A-S-S-H-O-L-E! It was pronounced "uh-shol-ee" His mother ought to be in jail! |
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Quoted: I was doing a traffic stop. Asked driver for her license and registration. Go back to the patrol car to run the name and I start laughing like mad...her first name was "Latrine"! What the hell were her parents thinking? She received a warn and admonish, she's already had a tough life.[whacko] Not quite as verifiable - but a friend's father worked in a hospital in VA near DC and was involved in processing birth certifiates when he noticed what he assumed to be a rather unfortunate misspelling of the name "Virginia." When he confronted the mother about the "misspelling," however, she did not waver. "No, I know how to spell it, and it's spelled V-a-g-i-n-a. And that's what I want to name her. I just think it sounds nice." |