[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Quick advice

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:23:28 PM EDT

OK, so I am working in a computer lab and this smoking hot latina chick is eye $^%ing me. Come up with a pick-up line for me to use on her asafp. I will pick the best one and use it right now. Go

And to clarify, Im not a pathetic nerd looking for arfcom advice, I get more ass than a toilet seat, I just think it would be funny.

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:24:18 PM EDT

[#1]

"Hi. My name is tacman22. Wanna fuck?"

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:24:50 PM EDT

[#2]

Fuck the pickup line. Go over there and talk to her, you dolt. If she's eyeing you, she's interested. Get in there, relax, and just be yourself.

Unless you're weird and creepy, then being yourself is a pretty dumb thing to do.

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:25:07 PM EDT

[#3]

my dick is a monster..

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:27:01 PM EDT

[#4]

Dude have you not learned yet! Girls are icky!

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:27:50 PM EDT

[#5]

<Beavis>"Heyy babay!"<beavis>

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:29:43 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Fuck the pickup line. Go over there and talk to her...

No shit. Hot babe checking him out and he starts typing on ArfCom. What's that all about?

Posted: 10/18/2006 12:33:06 PM EDT

[#7]

Wanna see my chainsaw collection?

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