Posted: 5/11/2010 5:56:32 AM EDT
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I see that we haven't done one of these in a while, so here we go. I was looking at my facebook profile (which is about as common as a Liberal reading the US Constitution) and remembered that I had some good quotes in my profile. The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon. " - George Washington "All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation. " - John Adams "I weep for the liberty of my country when I see at this early day of its successful experiment that corruption has been imputed to many members of the House of Representatives, and the rights of the people have been bartered for promises of office. " - Andrew Jackson "I don't pity any man who does hard work worth doing. I admire him. I pity the creature who does not work, at whichever end of the social scale he may regard himself as being. " - Theodore Roosevelt "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. " - Dwight D. Eisenhower "We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions." - Ronald Reagan Share yours as well! They don't have to be political in nature or even non-fictional. |
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I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? - I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger. -Paladin's can't use the helm of disintegration -Oh. Then, I'm a black guuuuy "Imagine you're a deer, prancing along and you spot a little brook. You put your deer lips down to the cool clear water when BAM! A fuckin' 9 mm takes off part of your head, your guts are laying around in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a shit what color pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearin'?"-My cousin Vinny "It sounded like a good idea at the time"  
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Quoted: I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol? My wife's favorite rant of all time –– she rattles it off verbatim a few times every year around the holidays without missing a beat. |