Posted: 9/24/2011 1:02:44 PM EDT
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Pissed off right now. Figured at least someone could enjoy poking fun at my misery. Here ya go, in case you have nothing better to do on a Saturday
I am fed up. Getting told the gov't doesn't have to pay me the $2,000 it owes me, because nobody told me I was owed the money 10yrs ago when I had literally just turned 18 and still getting my own affairs in order. That they sent it to the wrong address and someone stole it and cashed it somehow isn't their responsibility. Being told by my work that I get paid 30-60 days after I work, as if my bills don't come every 30 days. Being told by the hospital that I can't defer a payment til my check comes in or they will send me to collections (even though I've managed to make steady payments for over a year). The only reason I was in the hospital was due to big agri-business run amok, but they will never in a million years pay for the MRSA they caused. Being unable to find regular steady work because a bunch of selfish psychotic people who have more money than they could ever hope to spend in a lifetime, decided to cheat the public so they could have *more* money. Corrupt gov't officials who are happy to let these psychos get away with everything because they are too afraid that their substantial sums of money might be a bit less (while people die of completely treatable conditions because they have no money thanks to the psychos.) And I'm farking sick of cowards who will happily let 6yr olds get felt up by high school drop out TSA agents, and naked pictures sent around the internet of anyone who wants to fly because they can't manage to find the guts to take on a guy with farking *boxknife* if he's stupid enough to try to take on several hundred people all at once! |
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Pissed off right now. Figured at least someone could enjoy poking fun at my misery. Here ya go, in case you have nothing better to do on a Saturday I am fed up. Getting told the gov't doesn't have to pay me the $2,000 it owes me, because nobody told me I was owed the money 10yrs ago when I had literally just turned 18 and still getting my own affairs in order. That they sent it to the wrong address and someone stole it and cashed it somehow isn't their responsibility. Being told by my work that I get paid 30-60 days after I work, as if my bills don't come every 30 days. Being told by the hospital that I can't defer a payment til my check comes in or they will send me to collections (even though I've managed to make steady payments for over a year). The only reason I was in the hospital was due to big agri-business run amok, but they will never in a million years pay for the MRSA they caused. Being unable to find regular steady work because a bunch of selfish psychotic people who have more money than they could ever hope to spend in a lifetime, decided to cheat the public so they could have *more* money. Corrupt gov't officials who are happy to let these psychos get away with everything because they are too afraid that their substantial sums of money might be a bit less (while people die of completely treatable conditions because they have no money thanks to the psychos.) And I'm farking sick of cowards who will happily let 6yr olds get felt up by high school drop out TSA agents, and naked pictures sent around the internet of anyone who wants to fly because they can't manage to find the guts to take on a guy with farking *boxknife* if he's stupid enough to try to take on several hundred people all at once! Here let me halp ya. EDIT: Forgot to score it a solid 8/10 |
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Pissed off right now. Figured at least someone could enjoy poking fun at my misery. Here ya go, in case you have nothing better to do on a Saturday I am fed up. Getting told the gov't doesn't have to pay me the $2,000 it owes me, because nobody told me I was owed the money 10yrs ago when I had literally just turned 18 and still getting my own affairs in order. That they sent it to the wrong address and someone stole it and cashed it somehow isn't their responsibility. Being told by my work that I get paid 30-60 days after I work, as if my bills don't come every 30 days. Being told by the hospital that I can't defer a payment til my check comes in or they will send me to collections (even though I've managed to make steady payments for over a year). The only reason I was in the hospital was due to big agri-business run amok, but they will never in a million years pay for the MRSA they caused. Being unable to find regular steady work because a bunch of selfish psychotic people who have more money than they could ever hope to spend in a lifetime, decided to cheat the public so they could have *more* money. Corrupt gov't officials who are happy to let these psychos get away with everything because they are too afraid that their substantial sums of money might be a bit less (while people die of completely treatable conditions because they have no money thanks to the psychos.) And I'm farking sick of cowards who will happily let 6yr olds get felt up by high school drop out TSA agents, and naked pictures sent around the internet of anyone who wants to fly because they can't manage to find the guts to take on a guy with farking *boxknife* if he's stupid enough to try to take on several hundred people all at once! Here let me halp ya. Sorry. Rant rage = big farking wall o' text. My bad. |
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Pissed off right now. Figured at least someone could enjoy poking fun at my misery. Here ya go, in case you have nothing better to do on a Saturday I am fed up. Getting told the gov't doesn't have to pay me the $2,000 it owes me, because nobody told me I was owed the money 10yrs ago when I had literally just turned 18 and still getting my own affairs in order. That they sent it to the wrong address and someone stole it and cashed it somehow isn't their responsibility. Being told by my work that I get paid 30-60 days after I work, as if my bills don't come every 30 days. Being told by the hospital that I can't defer a payment til my check comes in or they will send me to collections (even though I've managed to make steady payments for over a year). The only reason I was in the hospital was due to big agri-business run amok, but they will never in a million years pay for the MRSA they caused. Being unable to find regular steady work because a bunch of selfish psychotic people who have more money than they could ever hope to spend in a lifetime, decided to cheat the public so they could have *more* money. Corrupt gov't officials who are happy to let these psychos get away with everything because they are too afraid that their substantial sums of money might be a bit less (while people die of completely treatable conditions because they have no money thanks to the psychos.) And I'm farking sick of cowards who will happily let 6yr olds get felt up by high school drop out TSA agents, and naked pictures sent around the internet of anyone who wants to fly because they can't manage to find the guts to take on a guy with farking *boxknife* if he's stupid enough to try to take on several hundred people all at once! Tell us how you really feel.
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You seem to be raging about several different issues at once here.
It is best if you focus your rage on ONE issue, and then put layer after layer after layer of the most creative and humorous cuss word combinations you can come up with into your post. EXAMPLE: Deleted. Did not know the OP was a lady. My apologies. |
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My first rant getting some 8/10's? Heh, my first good laugh today. Thanks guys!
Re: Manifesto Torn between a quick list of "thou shalts" vs a nice long prosy piece. Might stick with the "thou shalts" form. It seems to do better over time... and it also means less lawyers. First rule of Cuzsis -No selfish pricks Second rule of Cuzsis -No cowards Third rule of Cuzsis -No stupid people...who refuse to take responsibility for their actions (everyone is stupid on occasion, so long as you can own up to it and work to fix it I'm usually okay.) |
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You seem to be raging about several different issues at once here. It is best if you focus your rage on ONE issue, and then put layer after layer after layer of the most creative and humorous cuss word combinations you can come up with into your post. EXAMPLE: What you wrote = "They sent it to the wrong address and someone stole it and cashed it." Moar betterer = "The stupid ignorant PISS SHITTERS sent it to the wrong address, and some CUM GUZZLING FUCKSTICK stole it and cashed it." Normally, yes. However this was a copy/paste from an aborted FB post and I have to be careful about my ranting vocabulary due to my job...
Not that I've friended anyone from work, but I live in a small town... I thought about going back to re-edit, but figured that would be cheating. Will edit it though if folks are interested... |
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Meh. 3/10. Maybe. Only because I'm feeling generous. You lost me at the thinly-veiled class warfare section of the "rant". So opposing corrupt, exploitative shitheads like BoA, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto is class warfare now. Good to know. Mussolini would love your point of view, it sounds like his. |
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Quoted: So opposing corrupt, exploitative shitheads like BoA, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto is class warfare now. Good to know. Mussolini would love your point of view, it sounds like his. Given a choice between two extremes, I'd rather be a Fascist than a Communist...and you can quote me on that. OP either needs to elaborate on his rant, or sit tight with my aforementioned assessment. |
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So opposing corrupt, exploitative shitheads like BoA, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto is class warfare now. Good to know. Mussolini would love your point of view, it sounds like his. Given a choice between two extremes, I'd rather be a Fascist than a Communist...and you can quote me on that. OP either needs to elaborate on his rant, or sit tight with my aforementioned assessment. Her. Her rant. (OP is my wife.) |
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So opposing corrupt, exploitative shitheads like BoA, Goldman Sachs, and Monsanto is class warfare now. Good to know. Mussolini would love your point of view, it sounds like his. Given a choice between two extremes, I'd rather be a Fascist than a Communist...and you can quote me on that. OP either needs to elaborate on his rant, or sit tight with my aforementioned assessment. Her. Her rant. (OP is my wife.) In that case I apologize for my bad language - I did not know the OP was a lady! Sorry. |
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Quoted: Her. Her rant. (OP is my wife.) Rog. So why does your bride feel the need to rant about BOA? Without a backstory colored by judicious use of "fuck", "cunt", cuntacular", "needle dick", etc., the original post is more of an emo FB status update and less of a rant, no disrespect to your bride. |
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Her. Her rant. (OP is my wife.) Rog. So why does your bride feel the need to rant about BOA? Without a backstory colored by judicious use of "fuck", "cunt", cuntacular", "needle dick", etc., the original post is more of an emo FB status update and less of a rant, no disrespect to your bride. Because she would rather vent her frustrations here than take it out on me when it's not my fault. She's awesome like that. Also, because she's been getting a lot of completely ridiculous treatment from major corporations she's been dealing with recently. It's been stacking up pretty quickly for somebody who hasn't been getting much sleep because of chronic pain. |


