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11/16/2012 5:59:40 AM EDT
As part of our county policy, we are required to do random drug/alcohol tests.  Our office does the alcohol portion of the testing.  We use a standard spot box type they use on the side of the road at check points.  Anyway, the premise is simple.  Blow through the little straw until we say stop.  Well, my supervisor was giving the tests this morning and he comes into my office just dying laughing.  He said that he put the tube up to the lady's mouth and said to begin blowing and she started sucking through the straw like it was a milkshake .  He said "I said blow and she started sucking like her life depended on it!"  He laughed for 5 minutes before he could recover enough to go get the next person.

After my first post of today bitching about banks... this turned my day around.  
11/16/2012 6:06:57 AM EDT
[#1]
Funny I guess.  She was just going on her experience...

So...for safety related reasons, or is your county just all up in people's lives?
11/16/2012 6:08:49 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Funny I guess.  She was just going on her experience...

So...for safety related reasons, or is your county just all up in people's lives?


I am guessing a condition of employment?
11/16/2012 6:10:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Funny I guess.  She was just going on her experience...

So...for safety related reasons, or is your county just all up in people's lives?


I am guessing a condition of employment?


Both are correct
11/16/2012 6:12:36 AM EDT
[#4]
Is that a clever way to defeat one of those tests?  Does it know which direction the air's coming from?
11/16/2012 6:20:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Is that a clever way to defeat one of those tests?  Does it know which direction the air's coming from?


Both are incorrect.  
11/16/2012 6:27:52 AM EDT
[#6]
I've been hit with a random drug test like 4 times already this year...
11/16/2012 6:31:36 AM EDT
[#7]
I'm a pro at those.

They love my highlighter florescent pee
11/16/2012 6:32:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I'm a pro at those.

They love my highlighter florescent pee


Supplements?

11/16/2012 6:38:51 AM EDT
[#9]
I guess she's trying for a promotion.
 
11/16/2012 6:41:52 AM EDT
[#10]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog
11/16/2012 6:45:16 AM EDT
[#11]
We random 6 people every 60 days.

Thank God we don't test for alcohol unless there is cause or I would lose 1/3 of my workers every Monday.

11/16/2012 6:53:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm a pro at those.

They love my highlighter florescent pee


Supplements?



Rockstar
11/16/2012 6:57:43 AM EDT
[#13]
I don't need to take a test to know that I do drugs.

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