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Link Posted: 11/20/2014 4:40:35 PM EDT
[#1]
This thread is still going because it has.....





(Wait for it....)









HEART.
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 4:53:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 4:55:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/20/2014 5:38:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:

Won't you liiiiieee aha ieeeeee
Freeee valve, yeah
gitar solo
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:
Originally Posted By Mister_H:
Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo.


If I deserted from receiving
Would that still count as serving?
But I gotta train some badasses now
With skills from sandbox operating

But if I ever lied to you, girl
That would mean I misexplained
Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Lord my microvalve!  Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!!


Lol.

Freevalve.

Won't you liiiiieee aha ieeeeee
Freeee valve, yeah
gitar solo


My valves are proooolaspsin'

and this valve will never hhhhhnnnnnngggggg
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 6:02:59 PM EDT
[#5]
Added text, can someone add cory's hhuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg face in?

Link Posted: 11/20/2014 6:11:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Covert8645] [#6]
More of a hero than Cory Jackson.









 
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 6:11:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sirveaux:


If I deserted from receiving
Would that still count as serving?
But I gotta train some badasses now
With skills from sandbox operating

But if I ever lied to you, girl
That would mean I misexplained
Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Lord my microvalve!  Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!!
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Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo.


If I deserted from receiving
Would that still count as serving?
But I gotta train some badasses now
With skills from sandbox operating

But if I ever lied to you, girl
That would mean I misexplained
Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Lord my microvalve!  Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!!


Link Posted: 11/20/2014 7:03:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Covert8645:
More of a hero than Cory Jackson.

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Well, she certainly wore the uniform longer than he did.
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 8:09:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Shadow4Golf:
Well, she certainly wore the uniform longer than he did.
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Originally Posted By Shadow4Golf:



Originally Posted By Covert8645:

More of a hero than Cory Jackson.



http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg

 




Well, she certainly wore the uniform longer than he did.
I was seriously going to put that, but stuck with my ol' reliable.



 
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 8:14:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mister_H:
Jack Ruby got him right in the micro valve.



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Link Posted: 11/20/2014 8:17:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mister_H:


Lol.

Freevalve.
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Originally Posted By Mister_H:
Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By smithc6:
This thread is longer than the Freebird guitar solo.


If I deserted from receiving
Would that still count as serving?
But I gotta train some badasses now
With skills from sandbox operating

But if I ever lied to you, girl
That would mean I misexplained
Cause I didn't ever lie to anyone
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnngggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Admins wrote it all and hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Lord my microvalve!  Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!1!!


Lol.

Freevalve.


I so fucking love this place.
Link Posted: 11/20/2014 8:18:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/20/2014 8:25:29 PM EDT
[#13]
It does my HEART good to see this thread on the front page.
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 4:00:02 AM EDT
[#14]
This just keeps getting better and better.




Link Posted: 11/21/2014 7:22:24 AM EDT
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Well, she certainly wore the uniform longer than he did.
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Originally Posted By Shadow4Golf:



Originally Posted By Covert8645:

More of a hero than Cory Jackson.



http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg

 




Well, she certainly wore the uniform longer than he did.




 
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 11:36:40 AM EDT
[#16]
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:













 
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 1:19:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dirksterG30:
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>

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Link Posted: 11/21/2014 2:00:59 PM EDT
[#18]
I



Cory Jackson
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 6:36:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dirksterG30:
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/Chicken_Campaign_ribbon_zps10f04080.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/Chicken_Campaign_ribbon_zps10f04080.jpg</a>  
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You win the Internet for the day.

I heard that Cory has been retroactively promoted to Director Of Urban Combat Homeland Emergency Battle Advancement Group, or DOUCHEBAG, for short.
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 7:37:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dirksterG30:


You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:



http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg



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Epic..... Just..... Fucking epic.







 
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 7:52:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dirksterG30:
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>

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Link Posted: 11/21/2014 8:00:17 PM EDT
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Is this the new official 24/365 thread?
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 8:01:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tombr0:



Is this the new official 24/365 thread?
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Nvm



Fuck 24/365.





 
Link Posted: 11/21/2014 8:30:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sigshooter3:Anybody who has read all 142 pages gets promoted to Supreme Allied Commander in Chief General of the Tier 1 Special Operations Detachment Space Shuttle Door Gunner Squadron.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!!
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What about me? I read all 143 pages, and I had some Art15.com shirts pull a Cory, and now they have a habit from the sandbox too.
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 12:05:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By BornToLooze:
What about me? I read all 143 pages, and I had some Art15.com shirts pull a Cory, and now they have a habit from the sandbox too.
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Originally Posted By BornToLooze:



Originally Posted By sigshooter3:Anybody who has read all 142 pages gets promoted to Supreme Allied Commander in Chief General of the Tier 1 Special Operations Detachment Space Shuttle Door Gunner Squadron.



Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!!




What about me? I read all 143 pages, and I had some Art15.com shirts pull a Cory, and now they have a habit from the sandbox too.
You earned in bro. I hope you didn't get PTSD or anything, Lord knows you went through hell and back.



 
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:21:34 AM EDT
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Where does the whole hhhhhhhnnnnnggggg thing come from?
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:23:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ecarl4100:
Where does the whole hhhhhhhnnnnnggggg thing come from?
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Hell first Cory joined the Army and when he was going to recephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnng.
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:25:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ecarl4100:
Where does the whole hhhhhhhnnnnnggggg thing come from?
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Cardiac event.
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:28:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:30:04 AM EDT
[#30]
It's a mixture of a meme of an older gent clawing at his heart and grimacing that was captioned "hnnnngggg" and the subject of this thread's alleged heart defect.


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Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:39:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:

There's an Article15.com site, or is that slang for the mil forum?
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Originally Posted By 30calTBLkid:
Originally Posted By BornToLooze:
Originally Posted By sigshooter3:Anybody who has read all 142 pages gets promoted to Supreme Allied Commander in Chief General of the Tier 1 Special Operations Detachment Space Shuttle Door Gunner Squadron.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg on men!!!


What about me? I read all 143 pages, and I had some Art15.com shirts pull a Cory, and now they have a habit from the sandbox too.

There's an Article15.com site, or is that slang for the mil forum?


Pew Professional Shirts
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:57:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/22/2014 7:59:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dirksterG30:
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>

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LOL! hilarious....
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 1:20:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I <3 hhhnnnggg this thread.  
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Fixt
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:30:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:33:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:


You win the Internet for the day.

I heard that Cory has been retroactively promoted to Director Of Urban Combat Homeland Emergency Battle Advancement Group, or DOUCHEBAG, for short.
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Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:
Originally Posted By dirksterG30:
You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>

<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/Chicken_Campaign_ribbon_zps10f04080.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/Chicken_Campaign_ribbon_zps10f04080.jpg</a>  


You win the Internet for the day.

I heard that Cory has been retroactively promoted to Director Of Urban Combat Homeland Emergency Battle Advancement Group, or DOUCHEBAG, for short.

For the price of a team membership, this site really is the best deal in entertainment I know of in existence.
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:39:51 PM EDT
[#37]
What I've learned from this thread:

NEVER CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN A VETERAN IF YOU WERE NOT!
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:40:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Apparently Cory injured his hand and that is why he has not been posting content on Youtube since this controversy.  I find that a bit hard to believe that the hand injury is what has halted his posting. I can't even find his Facebook page anymore using google (I never friended or subscribed to anything of theirs so maybe it is still up.).  

Right before this controversy they were set to do a concealed holster with Bravo Concealment that I believe had input from Erika on it, but we haven't seen any word of that and likely will not.

As we all know he lost the use of his range for instructing. Previously, they had expressed a desire to have Cory travel as an instructor, but we haven't seen any announcements of Cory teaching anywhere.

I would say his business has been effectively destroyed, but maybe not.  His former assistant instructor Sam sure got lucky getting out right before this controversy exploded.  

Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:41:41 PM EDT
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On a serious note, look what being a liar cost this guy. He had a YouTube channel, was making connections with other "instructors," and was possibly getting his business going (such that it was) and it all exploded in his face just because he wouldn't tell the truth. He had so many chances to avert disaster and just couldn't bring himself to fess up.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 3:51:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Covert8645:
More of a hero than Cory Jackson.

http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg
 
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What the shit is this?
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 4:38:08 PM EDT
[#41]
I was perusing a few of the stolen valor videos on YouTube and I found it surprishhhhnngggg that I couldn't find any hhnnnggggs in the comments.
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 5:07:14 PM EDT
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What the shit is this?
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Originally Posted By StealthGuy:





Originally Posted By Covert8645:


More of a hero than Cory Jackson.





http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg


 






What the shit is this?

A young soldier escapes her suffocating small town by joining the
military, only to find that she isn't going for a tour of duty in Iraq
as she hoped. Instead, she's sent to Guantanamo. Met with hatred and
abuse from the men in her charge, she forges an odd friendship with a
young man who has been imprisoned at Gitmo for eight years

 
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 9:09:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By StealthGuy:


What the shit is this?
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Originally Posted By StealthGuy:
Originally Posted By Covert8645:
More of a hero than Cory Jackson.

http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg
 


What the shit is this?


Faggotry
Link Posted: 11/22/2014 10:20:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Schlange:


Faggotry
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Originally Posted By Schlange:
Originally Posted By StealthGuy:
Originally Posted By Covert8645:
More of a hero than Cory Jackson.

http://images.moviefanatic.com/iu/t_slideshow/v1408560984/camp-x-ray-movie-poster.jpg
 


What the shit is this?


Faggotry


Yeah, I had to look it up after seeing that.

Watching the gay scene on Broke Back Mountain on a continuous loop for two hours is less gay than that movie. The television show Glee is less gay. I want to hate fuck Kristen Stewart now though.
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 3:47:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DueNorth:





For the price of a team membership, this site really is the best deal in entertainment I know of in existence.
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Originally Posted By DueNorth:



Originally Posted By SiVisPacem:


Originally Posted By dirksterG30:

You guys are too tough on poor old Cory; I have it on good authority that not only did he serve, but he was awarded 2 campaign ribbons:



<a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/user/dirksterg30/media/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/dirksterg30/Humor/CardiacCampaignribbon_zps8dd466fe.jpg</a>



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You win the Internet for the day.



I heard that Cory has been retroactively promoted to Director Of Urban Combat Homeland Emergency Battle Advancement Group, or DOUCHEBAG, for short.


For the price of a team membership, this site really is the best deal in entertainment I know of in existence.
You are quite correct.



 
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 5:21:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tomtbo:





What I've learned from this thread:
NEVER CLAIM TO HAVE BEEN A VETERAN IF YOU WERE NOT!
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I think that technically it's only like 150 days or some sad shit to claim veteran. Don't even have to do anything to be a veteran, you could get broken in boot camp, sit there waiting to get medically discharged for a loose vagina, and if it takes more than 149 days, you won a boat hat for the rest of your life.


 









EDIT: This is why I am here. She needs to get into PORN before everyone forgets who she is. I even have a proposition but we might haveto be in international waters...or Mexico.









 
Link Posted: 11/23/2014 3:52:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/24/2014 1:53:16 PM EDT
[#48]
Stop making fun of my girlfriend Erika.
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 5:04:01 PM EDT
[#49]
Bump!
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 5:21:33 PM EDT
[#50]
I guess they are moving in on Chik Fil A
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