[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Rap Battle Thread

Posted: 5/14/2015 5:11:56 PM EDT

I'll let someone go first, and I'll give mine in a reply.

GO

Posted: 5/14/2015 5:12:37 PM EDT

[#1]

To and fro
Sloppy Joe
menstrual flow

Posted: 5/14/2015 5:14:29 PM EDT

[#2]

Alright, alright.

Check me out.

I broke up with my ex girl -- here's her number...

SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER.

ETA:

Alright.

Sweet dolla' tea from McDonald's -- I drink that.

Super hot fire -- I spit that.

Two and a Half Men -- I watch that!

Posted: 5/14/2015 5:15:13 PM EDT

[#3]

I see you talkin shit, standing there frontin'
Bitch ass I'll sparta kick you in the chest
Leave you layin' there like Trayvon Martin

Posted: 5/14/2015 5:17:23 PM EDT

[#4]

Alright.

Glasses, jacket, shirt

Call me Glasses, jacket, shirt-man.

Or call me supa' hot boy, hundred degrees, leather jacket
'cause I'm supa' hot boy!

Posted: 5/14/2015 6:11:30 PM EDT

[#5]

Epic!

Posted: 5/14/2015 6:15:25 PM EDT

[#6]

he be, she be, we be, tree, bee, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I win.

Posted: 5/14/2015 7:09:14 PM EDT

[#7]

First of all, I'm not your friend, so stop lookin' at me.

Second of all, I'm not a rapper, so stop rappin' at me.

I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career, but I'm not a rapper.

Look, boom, bam, bada bop, boom, pow!

Posted: 5/14/2015 7:16:44 PM EDT

[#8]

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