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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:22:29 PM EDT
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May God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:22:59 PM EDT
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This thread separates those who read all of the OP from those that impulsively reply with outrage.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:24:03 PM EDT
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Scrape the burn off it and it would be great after a few beers I bet.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:24:26 PM EDT
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Oh snap. 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:28:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Needs an escharotomy....
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:28:14 PM EDT
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This thread separates those who read all of the OP from those that impulsively reply with outrage. No, he edited the OP. Outrage before 11:14 was warranted. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:30:34 PM EDT
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LOL
At first, I thought no fucking way, there can't be 2 people on arf that eat sick shit. Well played. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:35:54 PM EDT
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This might be the most anger inducing and sickening of any troll dupe I have ever seen.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 1:54:13 PM EDT
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Looking through the pictures of Arfcom's inventive, charming cuisiner bjohnson425, I am not surprised to note that several of them feature him standing among art collections on the communal refrigerator, because the darker, quieter soul of that world is surely where his memorable, shocking, creative burgers belong. Lounging in his home for a relaxed birthday celebration, gently cloaked in the sultry lighting sourced from the pre-ban incandescent bulbs that dangle from his eclectic chandeliers, I contemplated his children - nestled in the intimate seating coves along the textured walls, luxurious Dora the Explorer curtains partially obscuring their gestures of longing, and succumbed to the seductive luncheon crafted from heirloom bulbs of garlic, aged parmesan, a sriracha infused emulsion of egg yolk and oil , ground mustard seed tamed with turmeric and vinegar, heritage turkeys, and a thinly sectioned loaf of pure Wonder. I lingered for most of the evening, my appetite calmed by small plates of creamy Jello pudding, and earthy mushroom duxelles a'la Hot Pocket, my spirit soothed by the lilting sounds of children's songs, remastered with hypnotic steel guitars and a fiddle. For those who prefer their expressions of hedonism in a setting both subtle and seductive, bjohnson425's kitchen is exquisite.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:15:24 PM EDT
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No, he edited the OP. Outrage before 11:14 was warranted. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread separates those who read all of the OP from those that impulsively reply with outrage. No, he edited the OP. Outrage before 11:14 was warranted. Wrong. I posted at 09:46 am and the "CLICK TO VIEW SPOILER" was already there. This was a calculated move and it has worked on so many levels.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:15:51 PM EDT
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Looking through the pictures of Arfcom's inventive, charming cuisiner bjohnson425, I am not surprised to note that several of them feature him standing among art collections on the communal refrigerator, because the darker, quieter soul of that world is surely where his memorable, shocking, creative burgers belong. Lounging in his home for a relaxed birthday celebration, gently cloaked in the sultry lighting sourced from the pre-ban incandescent bulbs that dangle from his eclectic chandeliers, I contemplated his children - nestled in the intimate seating coves along the textured walls, luxurious Dora the Explorer curtains partially obscuring their gestures of longing, and succumbed to the seductive luncheon crafted from heirloom bulbs of garlic, aged parmesan, a sriracha infused emulsion of egg yolk and oil , ground mustard seed tamed with turmeric and vinegar, heritage turkeys, and a thinly sectioned loaf of pure Wonder. I lingered for most of the evening, my appetite calmed by small plates of creamy Jello pudding, and earthy mushroom duxelles a'la Hot Pocket, my spirit soothed by the lilting sounds of children's songs, remastered with hypnotic steel guitars and a fiddle. For those who prefer their expressions of hedonism in a setting both subtle and seductive, bjohnson425's kitchen is exquisite. Not sure if positive cuilinary review or....
I should have put a nice sear on it and cooked it in red wine, but I was so hungry I needed it done fast. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:28:13 PM EDT
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Not sure if positive cuilinary review or....
I should have put a nice sear on it and cooked it in red wine, but I was so hungry I needed it done fast. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Looking through the pictures of Arfcom's inventive, charming cuisiner bjohnson425, I am not surprised to note that several of them feature him standing among art collections on the communal refrigerator, because the darker, quieter soul of that world is surely where his memorable, shocking, creative burgers belong. Lounging in his home for a relaxed birthday celebration, gently cloaked in the sultry lighting sourced from the pre-ban incandescent bulbs that dangle from his eclectic chandeliers, I contemplated his children - nestled in the intimate seating coves along the textured walls, luxurious Dora the Explorer curtains partially obscuring their gestures of longing, and succumbed to the seductive luncheon crafted from heirloom bulbs of garlic, aged parmesan, a sriracha infused emulsion of egg yolk and oil , ground mustard seed tamed with turmeric and vinegar, heritage turkeys, and a thinly sectioned loaf of pure Wonder. I lingered for most of the evening, my appetite calmed by small plates of creamy Jello pudding, and earthy mushroom duxelles a'la Hot Pocket, my spirit soothed by the lilting sounds of children's songs, remastered with hypnotic steel guitars and a fiddle. For those who prefer their expressions of hedonism in a setting both subtle and seductive, bjohnson425's kitchen is exquisite. Not sure if positive cuilinary review or....
I should have put a nice sear on it and cooked it in red wine, but I was so hungry I needed it done fast. For dessert, I was delighted by a delectable cheese and spam pie, topped with fermented pumpkin stroganoff. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:34:04 PM EDT
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Tonight I won't fuck this up. I will post something good.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:34:45 PM EDT
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Tonight I won't fuck this up. I will post something good. He has risen! We're counting on you chief! 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:34:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:36:24 PM EDT
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That's not a burger. That's a hate crime.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:37:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:48:23 PM EDT
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That's not a burger. That's a hate crime. We will see. I'm in talks with 5 guys to sell them the rights to my secret recipe! I'll be laughing all the way to the bank! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:57:16 PM EDT
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Quote Historyyeah i've noticed that too
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Posted: 4/30/2015 2:58:07 PM EDT
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Wrong. I posted at 09:46 am and the "CLICK TO VIEW SPOILER" was already there. This was a calculated move and it has worked on so many levels. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This thread separates those who read all of the OP from those that impulsively reply with outrage. No, he edited the OP. Outrage before 11:14 was warranted. Wrong. I posted at 09:46 am and the "CLICK TO VIEW SPOILER" was already there. This was a calculated move and it has worked on so many levels. Central time, anyone who posted in the first 13 minutes was warranted. IE, my first post 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:25:04 PM EDT
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He has risen! We're counting on you chief! http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140908165440/spongebobsquarepants/nl/images/c/cf/SB_wall_krabby_patty_1280.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tonight I won't fuck this up. I will post something good. He has risen! We're counting on you chief! http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140908165440/spongebobsquarepants/nl/images/c/cf/SB_wall_krabby_patty_1280.jpg I've begun cooking |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:28:08 PM EDT
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Tonight I won't fuck this up. I will post something good. He has risen! We're counting on you chief! http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140908165440/spongebobsquarepants/nl/images/c/cf/SB_wall_krabby_patty_1280.jpg I've begun cooking 
Too soon?
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:29:09 PM EDT
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Central time, anyone who posted in the first 13 minutes was warranted. IE, my first post Nobody uses CST. 
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:41:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:50:35 PM EDT
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10/10 for making me laugh out loud. Perfect execution, a flawless finish.
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Posted: 4/30/2015 4:58:52 PM EDT
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Tonight I won't fuck this up. I will post something good. He has risen! We're counting on you chief! http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140908165440/spongebobsquarepants/nl/images/c/cf/SB_wall_krabby_patty_1280.jpg I've begun cooking I'm excited. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 5:19:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/30/2015 5:26:08 PM EDT
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Who da fuck eats dead buzzard?
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Posted: 4/30/2015 7:38:45 PM EDT
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Well u sure as shit dont medium rare ground meat u don't. its not steak |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:08:42 PM EDT
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Well u sure as shit dont medium rare ground meat The hell are you talking about? Med rare good beef burger is the shit. And its fine to eat. Man up. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:11:54 PM EDT
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Looking through the pictures of Arfcom's inventive, charming cuisiner bjohnson425, I am not surprised to note that several of them feature him standing among art collections on the communal refrigerator, because the darker, quieter soul of that world is surely where his memorable, shocking, creative burgers belong. Lounging in his home for a relaxed birthday celebration, gently cloaked in the sultry lighting sourced from the pre-ban incandescent bulbs that dangle from his eclectic chandeliers, I contemplated his children - nestled in the intimate seating coves along the textured walls, luxurious Dora the Explorer curtains partially obscuring their gestures of longing, and succumbed to the seductive luncheon crafted from heirloom bulbs of garlic, aged parmesan, a sriracha infused emulsion of egg yolk and oil , ground mustard seed tamed with turmeric and vinegar, heritage turkeys, and a thinly sectioned loaf of pure Wonder. I lingered for most of the evening, my appetite calmed by small plates of creamy Jello pudding, and earthy mushroom duxelles a'la Hot Pocket, my spirit soothed by the lilting sounds of children's songs, remastered with hypnotic steel guitars and a fiddle. For those who prefer their expressions of hedonism in a setting both subtle and seductive, bjohnson425's kitchen is exquisite. Well done sir, well done. |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:14:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Wait a minute, you telling me that you store dirty diapers in the Kalashnikov storage container?
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Posted: 4/30/2015 8:14:54 PM EDT
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-87
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:56:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryNothing in that pink box! |
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Posted: 4/30/2015 11:58:34 PM EDT
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Well played sir.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 1:48:31 AM EDT
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Nothing in that pink box! Quote HistoryNope. But at least you clicked it.
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Posted: 5/1/2015 6:50:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2015 6:54:23 AM EDT
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-5/10 -3 Turkey burger. -3 No Bun. -1 Terrible cooking. Burnt etc. -1 Garlic? Really? -2 Burnt toast? WTF -3 Chinese mayonnaise? -2 Parm? This thread has derpes and aids. 
Op that looks nasty
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