Posted: 12/6/2011 8:16:21 PM EDT
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No matter what they say, women do not want you to be honest, open, loving, and uncompromisingly faithful.
They want you to do every godamned thing, from housework to picking movies and weekend activities, and then the moment (less than three weeks into a work-related temporary separation, in my case,) they find a stiff cock that is just using them a bit, maybe getting over a divorce, they'll hop on that like its a roll of hundred dollar bills at an Occupy Wall Street campsite. Three and a half years. Poof. Glad you enjoyed the prime years of my life. Fuck. At least we weren't married. 
TLDR: Nice guys are fucking toolboxes. |