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5/16/2008 5:41:11 PM EDT
Suppose its your birthday, your SO gives you presents, but no cake.  You are spending the day with them, as opposed to family.  What does this mean?  Anything? Nothing?  Buy your own dam cake?  I dunno.
5/16/2008 5:42:41 PM EDT
[#1]
In Before Someone Tells You to Eject

Since that's the Arfcom way.
5/16/2008 5:43:34 PM EDT
[#2]
How old are you?

I haven't felt the need for a birthday cake in over 20 years.....YMMV obviously.
5/16/2008 5:44:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Piss on the cake.

Pie is where it's at.
5/16/2008 5:44:39 PM EDT
[#4]
You need some fucking cake to justify your worth as a person?
5/16/2008 5:45:17 PM EDT
[#5]
Presents are more important than cake.  I wouldn't read anything into not getting a cake.
5/16/2008 5:45:49 PM EDT
[#6]
They gave you presents so its not like they forgot about your birthday or didn't care.

Maybe your SO doesn't like cake, forgot to pick one up, or simply didn't have time to get one.

Mountains out of molehills man.
5/16/2008 5:45:52 PM EDT
[#7]
You only get a cake if you wear a kid's cardboard party hat too....
5/16/2008 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#8]
Are you getting pie? If so, who gives a fuck about a cake?
5/16/2008 5:46:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Just sounds like she can't cook !........
5/16/2008 5:47:08 PM EDT
[#10]
This might be the first time in ARFCOM history.. But I think SHE needs to eject.. WTF!!!!

Cake over PIE!?!?!?!?!?!?
5/16/2008 5:48:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Lt Dan

Lt Daaan Ice Cream....

Lt Dan  

5/16/2008 5:48:43 PM EDT
[#12]
Its kinda a tradition.  Sometimes you just want some dam cake.  Got the pie, cherry and otherwise.  
5/16/2008 5:48:53 PM EDT
[#13]
do you really need cake???
5/16/2008 5:51:53 PM EDT
[#14]

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do you really need cake???


I dont need jack shit.  Had cake every other year, just kinda used to it.  I dunno. What do you do on your birthday?  Bread and water.
5/16/2008 5:52:06 PM EDT
[#15]

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Are you getting pie? If so, who gives a fuck about a cake?




What kind of cake are we talking about here?

A standard shitty grocery store cake or are we talking about a Carvel Ice Cream B-Day cake?
5/16/2008 5:54:20 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

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Are you getting pie? If so, who gives a fuck about a cake?




What kind of cake are we talking about here?

A standard shitty grocery store cake or are we talking about a Carvel Ice Cream B-Day cake?


Usually its something premium.  Carvel/Baskin R will do though.  
5/16/2008 5:54:25 PM EDT
[#17]
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Are you getting pie? If so, who gives a fuck about a cake?



A standard shitty grocery store cake or are we talking about a Carvel Ice Cream B-Day cake?


Dude, Caravel Cream Cakes are not just cakes. It's a Birthday eating experience!!
5/16/2008 5:56:51 PM EDT
[#18]

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do you really need cake???


I dont need jack shit.  Had cake every other year, just kinda used to it.  I dunno. What do you do on your birthday?  Bread and water.


Dude, you know what I got from my girlfriend for my birthday? ~Two weeks ago. A bow wrapped around her (just a bow) and a bottle of Jameson.

No cake.

I didn't even think about the birthday cake until two days later when my parents got me one.
5/16/2008 5:56:55 PM EDT
[#19]

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Are you getting pie? If so, who gives a fuck about a cake?




What kind of cake are we talking about here?

A standard shitty grocery store cake or are we talking about a Carvel Ice Cream B-Day cake?


Usually its something premium.  Carvel/Baskin R will do though.  


The Ladies Forum is that way------------------------------------>
5/16/2008 5:57:58 PM EDT
[#20]
Go get one of those big chocolate cakes from Sams, its like $14 but its Fucking EPIC
5/16/2008 6:00:08 PM EDT
[#21]
Man, you guys have some serious issues if you care more about cake than PIE.

Take some of that cake lettering stuff, get her nekkid' and get you some pie.

Geez, kids these days.
5/16/2008 6:01:36 PM EDT
[#22]
my fiance did it for my last bday.  we went up to her cabin, had a nice weekend...but no cake.  yeah i told her that i thought it sucked there wasn't one.  so thankfully i don't think shell forget it again, cause a cake is important.  Yeah i got no cake on my bday....but oh well
5/16/2008 6:04:08 PM EDT
[#23]
Last time I got cake for my birthday was when the dining hall in college happened to have sheetcake that day, I think it was junior year.  You'll get over it.

Kharn
5/16/2008 6:04:15 PM EDT
[#24]

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Man, you guys have some serious issues if you care more about cake than PIE.

Take some of that cake lettering stuff, get her nekkid' and get you some pie.

Geez, kids these days.


Did you miss the part where he said he got the pie?

Reading is fundamental.

He just wants the damn birthday cake!
5/16/2008 6:06:22 PM EDT
[#25]
How long have you been dating? Did you get her a cake for her birthday if she has had a chance to have one during your relationship?
5/16/2008 6:06:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Cake..you have got to fucking be kidding me
5/16/2008 6:07:25 PM EDT
[#27]
I worked on my birthday, no special meal, no cake, just a day of normal wakeup, work then sleep.
5/16/2008 6:19:23 PM EDT
[#28]
5/16/2008 6:20:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Cake is fattening.   Maybe she is sending you a message.
5/16/2008 6:24:40 PM EDT
[#30]
It would have been a lie anyway...
5/16/2008 6:28:52 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Man, you guys have some serious issues if you care more about cake than PIE.

Take some of that cake lettering stuff, get her nekkid' and get you some pie.

Geez, kids these days.


Did you miss the part where he said he got the pie?

Reading is fundamental.

He just wants the damn birthday cake!


Yeah OK, too bad he didn't say it in the original post and lots of others are whining about the cake.

Who the fuck over the age of 12 cares about a cake? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, my girlfriend didn't get me a birthday cake. I did gets gifts, and I did get PIE, but I didn't get a cake.

Give me a fucking break.
5/16/2008 6:31:42 PM EDT
[#32]
I wish adults would get over having "birthdays", I'm sick of going to birfday parties.

Give me some birfday pie and I'll call it good.
5/16/2008 6:38:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Cake?  How old ARE you?

My mommy made my last birthday cake.

5/16/2008 6:38:48 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Man, you guys have some serious issues if you care more about cake than PIE.

Take some of that cake lettering stuff, get her nekkid' and get you some pie.

Geez, kids these days.


You guys dont get it.  I get the pie pretty much when I want it.  Not always that day, but the next then.  Pie isnt anything out of the ordinary.  I already got all that shit, got it on video.  Once you get the pie flowing, it frees up your mind to work on other things.  
5/16/2008 6:39:41 PM EDT
[#35]

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Go get one of those big chocolate cakes from Sams, its like $14 but its Fucking EPIC


Fuck sams/costco.  Wont even let you in the door without all kinda bullshit.  Forget that.
5/16/2008 6:40:51 PM EDT
[#36]

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How long have you been dating? Did you get her a cake for her birthday if she has had a chance to have one during your relationship?


I take care of her wishes.  She has anything at my disposal, and she knows it.
5/16/2008 6:41:00 PM EDT
[#37]

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Go get one of those big chocolate cakes from Sams, its like $14 but its Fucking EPIC


Fuck sams/costco.  Wont even let you in the door without all kinda bullshit.  Forget that.


I dont have a problem there, and I have problems at alot of places.

5/16/2008 6:42:01 PM EDT
[#38]
not a problem unless the pie is made up with cake icing
5/16/2008 6:44:15 PM EDT
[#39]

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Cake?  How old ARE you?

My mommy made my last birthday cake.



Birthday cake is one of my few things.  I dont care about presents, christmas, easter all that kinda bs.  I dont even care about the birthday, I could skip it.  Worked my full shift at work, even stayed late, without my boss having to ask.  But I want some dam cake every 6 months or so.  So sue me.  
5/16/2008 6:45:30 PM EDT
[#40]

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What do you do on your birthday?  Bread and water.


5/16/2008 6:45:35 PM EDT
[#41]
Son.....how old are you?  Birthday "pie" and, if you're lucky, a BJ that'll roll your eyes back in your head trumps a f*cking cake any day!

"Presents"!?!?  HAHAHAHAHA

Wake up, Boy!  
5/16/2008 6:45:57 PM EDT
[#42]

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Go get one of those big chocolate cakes from Sams, its like $14 but its Fucking EPIC


Fuck sams/costco.  Wont even let you in the door without all kinda bullshit.  Forget that.


I dont have a problem there, and I have problems at alot of places.



I refuse to jump through their hoops just to find out I dont want to buy anything there.  The last time I even thought about it, was when they were blowing out Starline cases for $50.
5/16/2008 7:19:46 PM EDT
[#43]
Pie trumps Cake.
5/17/2008 2:11:42 AM EDT
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5/17/2008 3:47:25 AM EDT
[#45]
dude..you obvously dont have enough going on in your life to allow this to show up on the radar screen of what is important...get in touch with what life is really about...buy your own damn cake or turn in your man card
5/17/2008 1:15:09 PM EDT
[#46]
There's a lot of angry people on here.
5/17/2008 1:17:16 PM EDT
[#47]

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do you really need cake???


Yes.

No DQ Ice Cream cake on birthday is automatic disqualifier.
5/17/2008 1:23:41 PM EDT
[#48]
If its that big of a deal send your woman off to be repaired/refurbished
5/17/2008 1:42:18 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

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Man, you guys have some serious issues if you care more about cake than PIE.

Take some of that cake lettering stuff, get her nekkid' and get you some pie.

Geez, kids these days.


You guys dont get it.  I get the pie pretty much when I want it.  Not always that day, but the next then.  Pie isnt anything out of the ordinary.  I already got all that shit, got it on video.  Once you get the pie flowing, it frees up your mind to work on other things.  


Whoa,whoa,whoa,there.Back up the pie wagon.You have your girlfriend on video?This is a must see. Pics or ban!
5/17/2008 1:50:28 PM EDT
[#50]

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Suppose its your birthday, your SO gives you presents, but no cake.  You are spending the day with them, as opposed to family.  What does this mean?  Anything? Nothing?  Buy your own dam cake?  I dunno.


Solution?  Go to Costco, buy yummy cake, bring home, and eat cake.

Why make it harder than it is?

Did you set an expectation for cake?

-Troy
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