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Posted: 9/11/2008 2:17:50 PM EDT

I hate housework. I love gadgets. I don't have a live-in partner with a cleaning fetish.

Has anyone ever had any experiences with the iRobot Robot vacuum cleaners? Any issues with durability or after-sale service? Horror stories? Props?

Also does anyone know where I can buy a monkey that I can train to bring me beer on command, and maybe do a few tricks to entertain the house guests? Monkey butlers just go hand in hand with robot house-slaves...

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:19:15 PM EDT

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i want a pleasure unit

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:19:45 PM EDT

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I hate housework. I love gadgets. I don't have a live-in partner with a cleaning fetish.

Also does anyone know where I can buy a monkey that I can train to bring me beer on command, and maybe do a few tricks to entertain the house guests? Monkey butlers just go hand in hand with robot house-slaves...

Dunno about monkeys and robots. But you can probably find someone to get you beer and such.

Try the home depot parking lot. And bring your spanish dictionary.

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:20:06 PM EDT

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i want a pleasure unit

why would you want to pleasure a robot?

do you know how hard that would be?

Posted: 9/11/2008 2:21:52 PM EDT

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My aunt has both the hardwood and carpet iRobot floor cleaners. Absolutely loves them both!

Posted: 9/11/2008 3:03:58 PM EDT

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I hate housework. I love gadgets. I don't have a live-in partner with a cleaning fetish.

Also does anyone know where I can buy a monkey that I can train to bring me beer on command, and maybe do a few tricks to entertain the house guests? Monkey butlers just go hand in hand with robot house-slaves... h.
Try the home depot parking lot. And bring your spanish dictionary.

Naah. She'd roll her eyes and then never talk to me again as soon as I got within 100 yards of the hardware department

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