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Posted: 7/8/2007 1:00:11 AM EDT

Did the town

Ordered takeout

popped in a movie

She needed to go. Fine, it was a fun night anyway.

Then she pulls me in to her and we kiss.

a few moments of peel and grind and we're off to the races.

She flips, to stomach and we resume. A good jackrabbit whomping ensues and then...

Houston... it's a greenlight.

Just as the "S" begins, some obnoxious ringtone begins blaring in the hall.

We laugh, tangle up again, but then there it goes again.

It's the unrelenting mother who will not quit.

She really has to go and the turtle of rage goes sulking back into his shell with contempt.

Now I am sitting here at the computer with the blues, and I don't mean Howlin Wolf.

Posted: 7/8/2007 1:05:19 AM EDT

[#1]

IM me the pics.

Posted: 7/8/2007 1:07:25 AM EDT

[#2]

Sometimes, you just gotta knock the wrinkles out of it yourself.

Edit: I feel for ya, bud. As a married man, though, I must admit that sometimes, the chase is every bit as fun as the finish.

Posted: 7/8/2007 1:09:28 AM EDT

[#3]

IM for pics?

Posted: 7/8/2007 5:57:31 AM EDT

[#4]

That has to be one of the best non-COC violating descriptions of sex that I have ever read - I give it a 10.

Posted: 7/8/2007 5:59:55 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
IM for pics?

why are you guys asking pics of this guys weiner?

weird shit..

Posted: 7/8/2007 6:06:07 AM EDT

[#6]

schools out

Posted: 7/8/2007 6:06:29 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Sometimes, you just gotta knock the wrinkles out of it yourself.

Edit: I feel for ya, bud. As a married man, though, I must admit that sometimes, the chase is every bit as fun as the finish.

What is this chase you speak of...?

Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.

Posted: 7/8/2007 6:09:02 AM EDT

[#8]

Atleast ya got something, my luck has been bad recently

Posted: 7/8/2007 10:31:38 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sometimes, you just gotta knock the wrinkles out of it yourself.

Edit: I feel for ya, bud. As a married man, though, I must admit that sometimes, the chase is every bit as fun as the finish.

What is this chase you speak of...?

Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.
Me: Hey ya wanna...
Her: No.

I'm referring to the chase that I don't get to participate in anymore. We're down to hallway sex now.

Posted: 7/8/2007 10:46:20 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

I'm referring to the chase that I don't get to participate in anymore. We're down to hallway sex now.

Hotdogs and hallways.

Posted: 7/8/2007 10:49:03 AM EDT

[#11]

Hallway sex

You cross each other in the hallway, giving each other the finger and saying "F*ck You!"

LC

Posted: 7/8/2007 10:50:08 AM EDT

[#12]

nice little poem..

Posted: 7/8/2007 10:50:42 AM EDT

[#13]

Moral of the story:

Step 1: TURN THE FUCKING CELL PHONES OFF!
Step 2: Knock boots.

Posted: 7/8/2007 4:54:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Count your blessings......I cant get pie in a Singapore H_house with a pocket full of hundreds.

Posted: 7/8/2007 5:02:35 PM EDT

[#15]

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