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Posted: 5/29/2014 6:09:20 AM EDT

May the schwartz be with you!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:10:10 AM EDT

[#1]

We ain't found shit!

Keep firing assholes!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:10:24 AM EDT

[#2]

Suck

Suck

Suck

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:11:13 AM EDT

[#3]

Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:11:30 AM EDT

[#4]

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...to blow!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:11:55 AM EDT

[#5]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:12:10 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:12:50 AM EDT

[#7]

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What does that make us?

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:13:24 AM EDT

[#8]

I'm a Mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:14:34 AM EDT

[#9]

We're at now, now.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:14:53 AM EDT

[#10]

Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:18:00 AM EDT

[#11]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:19:45 AM EDT

[#12]

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:28:09 AM EDT

[#13]

I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:31:17 AM EDT

[#14]

" I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it"

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:32:30 AM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:35:02 AM EDT

[#16]

I'm still waiting to order the Spaceballs Flamethrower.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:36:21 AM EDT

[#17]

Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:37:54 AM EDT

[#18]

Radar about to be "jammed."!!!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:37:58 AM EDT

[#19]

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:37:59 AM EDT

[#20]

I'm surrounded by assholes!

EDIT: Damn, beaten by one second!!!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:38:47 AM EDT

[#21]

...

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:39:13 AM EDT

[#22]

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keep firing, assholes!!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:39:40 AM EDT

[#23]

How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[crew stands up and raises a hand]

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

ETA: Dammit, beaten by 2 other assholes

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:43:03 AM EDT

[#24]

Oh, shit. There goes the planet.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:44:15 AM EDT

[#25]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:45:33 AM EDT

[#26]

This ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:47:51 AM EDT

[#27]

That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:49:02 AM EDT

[#28]

One of my guilty pleasures, great movie.

This and Blazing Saddles are classics

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:52:03 AM EDT

[#29]

Mine as well...............I always like the ending credits and coming attractions in Brook's other movies like History of the World

See! Jews In Space!

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Posted: 5/29/2014 6:54:55 AM EDT

[#30]

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No guilt, bro. Mel Brooks is always GTG.

Back to the movie:

"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big!"

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:56:23 AM EDT

[#31]

The Radar got jammed.

Posted: 5/29/2014 6:58:33 AM EDT

[#32]

Col. Sandur, are you chicken?

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:09:40 AM EDT

[#33]

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I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

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LMAO!!!

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:11:16 AM EDT

[#34]

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

I own the shirt.

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:12:20 AM EDT

[#35]

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What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing.

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:12:44 AM EDT

[#36]

"Who made that man a gunner?"

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:16:27 AM EDT

[#37]

"This is not them! You've captured their stunt doubles! FIND THEM!!"

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:19:16 AM EDT

[#38]

I changed the combination of my luggage after seeing this movie.

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:27:25 AM EDT

[#39]

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this was the first joke that i "got", in my life. good old john candy, miss that guy :)

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:30:35 AM EDT

[#40]

Yes. I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that.

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:31:43 AM EDT

[#41]

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this was the first joke that i "got", in my life. good old john candy, miss that guy :)

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Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

this was the first joke that i "got", in my life. good old john candy, miss that guy :)

Yup. Watched "Uncle Buck" the other night. Classic!

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:31:48 AM EDT

[#42]

We've lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps...

Posted: 5/29/2014 7:39:11 AM EDT

[#43]

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:04:26 AM EDT

[#44]

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:18:05 AM EDT

[#45]

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That's not all he's lost

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:21:15 AM EDT

[#46]

"The ship will now self destruct....Have a nice day!"

You too...

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:24:39 AM EDT

[#47]

We can't stop--we've got to slow down, first!

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:36:22 AM EDT

[#48]

Vespa was hawt.

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:41:23 AM EDT

[#49]

Smoke if ya got 'em

Posted: 5/29/2014 8:47:48 AM EDT

[#50]

I better get my money or Pizza is gonna take out for you.

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