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Posted: 1/5/2014 9:40:59 PM EDT

Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:44:26 PM EDT

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its Czechoslovakia its like going to Wisconsin

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:45:42 PM EDT

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But I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:49:06 PM EDT

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How's it going Eisenhower?

Watched it on Encore?

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:50:18 PM EDT

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Indeed

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:56:22 PM EDT

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Well, Sir, we were going to the bingo parlor at the YMCA. Well, one thing led to another and the instructions got all fouled up there and we ended up...

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:57:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Simmer down, Francis.

Posted: 1/5/2014 9:58:47 PM EDT

[#7]

RAZZLE DAZZLE

Posted: 1/5/2014 10:04:38 PM EDT

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That's the fact Jack.

Posted: 1/5/2014 10:05:57 PM EDT

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Cruiser: I guess we're going after John and Russell. I can't believe they're Russian spies. Can you?

Psycho: All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

Posted: 1/6/2014 1:07:34 AM EDT

[#10]

Now, are either of you homosexuals?

Posted: 1/6/2014 1:21:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Chicks in New York paying top dollar for this crap.......

Posted: 1/6/2014 1:22:17 AM EDT

[#12]

What kind of training? Army training!

Posted: 1/6/2014 2:09:59 AM EDT

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You mean like, flaming?

Posted: 1/6/2014 2:13:10 AM EDT

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Convicted?

No.

Posted: 1/6/2014 2:30:39 AM EDT

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Ban him!!!!

Posted: 1/6/2014 2:58:28 AM EDT

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Barnicke? He still owes me money!

Posted: 1/6/2014 3:03:44 AM EDT

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My step-brother was stunt co-ordinater for this movie.Still watch it occasionly.He's in the background in the bar scene.Long tall guy with bushy red hair.

Terry James

Posted: 1/6/2014 3:04:52 AM EDT

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It's the new EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle

Posted: 1/6/2014 3:05:36 AM EDT

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We don't know where the shell's...

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The only way to learn is to do it!

Now
fire the weapon.

Posted: 1/6/2014 3:09:33 AM EDT

[#20]

Aunt Jamima treatment on PJ Soles. TASTY!

Posted: 1/6/2014 3:53:06 AM EDT

[#21]

"Hey! You can't park there!"
"It's OK. We're not parking, we're abandoning it."

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:17:31 AM EDT

[#22]

Doo wa ditty

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:22:50 AM EDT

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Really? 3 words and you get 2 of them wrong.

lighten up Francis

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Posted: 1/6/2014 4:33:45 AM EDT

[#24]

Chicago! Bang bang!

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:35:41 AM EDT

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Simmer down, Francis.

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LIGHTEN UP, Francis...

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:36:47 AM EDT

[#26]

I'm a lean, mean, fighting machine!

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:39:31 AM EDT

[#27]

Blown up sir!

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Posted: 1/6/2014 4:42:11 AM EDT

[#28]

Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:46:34 AM EDT

[#29]

Accckkk...accckkk....accckkk

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:47:48 AM EDT

[#30]

Chicks dig me because I wear underwear, and when I do its usually something exotic.

Posted: 1/6/2014 4:58:51 AM EDT

[#31]

Son of bitch. Shit.

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:00:44 AM EDT

[#32]

Convicted? No, never convicted.

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:06:54 AM EDT

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FIFY

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:07:27 AM EDT

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Arrrrrrrmy training sir!

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:08:57 AM EDT

[#35]

Will they send us some place special?

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:26:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/6/2014 5:29:47 AM EDT

[#37]

Any a you suckholes wanna climb up here and knock me down?

Oh shit! Incoming!!

BOOM!

Hey, sarge you alright?

Ahhhnnng.. Annnnngghh.

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:36:46 AM EDT

[#38]

"who's your friend."

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:39:05 AM EDT

[#39]

That's a Fack Jack!

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:41:05 AM EDT

[#40]

I wish I was a loofah.

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:44:36 AM EDT

[#41]

Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?

Posted: 1/6/2014 5:49:40 AM EDT

[#42]

You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the "big toe" is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

Posted: 1/6/2014 6:38:37 AM EDT

[#43]

Didn't everybody make it with a beautiful MP tonight?

Posted: 1/6/2014 6:40:26 AM EDT

[#44]

Sarge, does this mean we're through for the day?

Posted: 1/6/2014 6:40:28 AM EDT

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You just made the list!

Posted: 1/6/2014 6:50:43 AM EDT

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You mean like, flaming?

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Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like, flaming?

No... But we're willing to learn!

Will they send us some place special??

Posted: 1/6/2014 7:54:54 AM EDT

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No, but we are willing to learn.

Yeah would get to go someplace special?

Posted: 1/6/2014 8:03:52 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/6/2014 1:13:26 PM EDT

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Simmer down, Francis.

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You beat me to it...

Posted: 1/6/2014 1:15:03 PM EDT

[#50]

It's not the speed so much I just wish I hadn't drank all of that cough syrup....

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