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Posted: 7/26/2016 9:28:08 AM EDT

Would you smash or chuck to the curb ? Not at my computer so can't upload pics

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:29:23 AM EDT

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fuck that liberal whorebitch

ETA: Phrasing?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:29:46 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/26/2016 9:29:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/26/2016 9:29:57 AM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:30:10 AM EDT

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ATMAPP

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:30:43 AM EDT

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ass to mouth and post pics?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:30:55 AM EDT

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She is pretty but I can't help but picture her with a huge hairy bush which is a deal breaker.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:31:59 AM EDT

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ass to mouth and post pics?

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Posted: 7/26/2016 9:32:13 AM EDT

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Probably wood.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:32:16 AM EDT

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Would smash then kick to the curb

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:32:55 AM EDT

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ass to mouth and post pics?

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video would be better.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:33:15 AM EDT

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Hot, as long as she keeps her clothes on, then ugh.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:33:27 AM EDT

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When your personality is ugly it over shadows everything else...

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:33:29 AM EDT

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Can't embed

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg

ETA beat but not like Sarah

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Posted: 7/26/2016 9:33:38 AM EDT

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fuck that liberal whorebitch. Sideways. With a Buick.

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Fixed.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:33:58 AM EDT

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So you saw the video?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:34:21 AM EDT

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I'd take a blowjob from her just so I could rip a loud fart while she was down there.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:34:46 AM EDT

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Don't be ridiculous. Her crying would make it better.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:34:59 AM EDT

[#19]

No thanks Jeff, LOL.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:35:51 AM EDT

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I'd smash...

...with the bumper off a 1960 Caddilac.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:37:05 AM EDT

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Nasty all around.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:38:32 AM EDT

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I'd throw a hate fuck into her

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:38:54 AM EDT

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Did the GOP convention feature washed up hollywierdos too?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:39:46 AM EDT

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lol, I always read your posts in Rickys voice. Some are funnier than others. this one was pretty good.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:40:41 AM EDT

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Don't be ridiculous. Her crying would make it better.

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You're being riDICKulous! She said Dick!

did she cry? lol

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:41:14 AM EDT

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I would smash her into convultions, knock it up, and win her over to the dark side. Then have her create an account here professing her love for my cock of doom and the 2nd Amendment

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:42:02 AM EDT

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came here to post this

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:42:15 AM EDT

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She needs to spend some time on the upper floor of an old armory in San Francisco where that attituded can be adjusted in the proper manner.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:42:18 AM EDT

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I think a blowjob is all I could ever take from her.

She's cute, has a great ass, but goddamn. The moment she opens her mouth, I can feel my brain cells committing suicide.

All three of them.

ETA: Holy shit, Sarah's 45 years old.

She looks the same as she did twenty years ago.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:42:43 AM EDT

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She is a vile waste of carbon, oxygen, calcium, hydrogen, nitrogen and phosphorus. ..

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:42:44 AM EDT

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ass to mouth and post pics?

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and wipe my dick on the curtains on the way out

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:44:22 AM EDT

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How can anyone of Jewish heritage get behind the people that gave us the iran deal?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:45:33 AM EDT

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Didn't she admit to child molestation?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:46:03 AM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:46:30 AM EDT

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The mystery of why 75% of Jewish Americans vote D is just that, a mystery. The Dems literally hate Isreal as a whole ESPECIALLY the millenials which are the future of the party.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:47:29 AM EDT

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this right here

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:53:11 AM EDT

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Definitely would. Looks great with clothes on, meh with clothes off. When it comes to smashing your political views are irrelevant to me.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:53:25 AM EDT

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Both. Smash then chuck. My dick is the biological equivalent of a swing state.

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:55:14 AM EDT

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Do I have to listen to her voice?

Posted: 7/26/2016 9:57:03 AM EDT

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Shes got a cute face but nekkid shes sub average. I would tap rack and bang it if she shut her mouth.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:01:09 AM EDT

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Yes, that is what he was asking.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:02:05 AM EDT

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She is just a thinner version of Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:03:30 AM EDT

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She was cute as Marlo Thomas way back during her "I Love You More" hijinx.

I purchased "Jesus is Magic" on DVD as soon as it was available, never thinking to watch for her on the Comedy channel as I don't tune in there at all.

Despicable thing she is after viewing it. Not because of her slams against Christians either, I was expecting that,
it's what many secular Jews engage in almost as if it were a sport. It was the skit with her screaming at her grandmother's
corpse at a viewing, that revealed her as the vile human she is, and put me totally off for good

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:03:58 AM EDT

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Her fields of fertile are barren.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:06:13 AM EDT

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That's Lena Dunham. a less attractive version of Silverman. She will speaking at the DNC convention too.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:08:28 AM EDT

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She was nude in some movie. Nothing to write home about.
She is only attractive with a qualifier.
Is she attractive? Not especially. Is she attractive for a female comedian? Yeah I guess.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:08:42 AM EDT

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Depends.

Does she have thick curly black hairs around her anus?

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:09:38 AM EDT

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I'd stuff a hate chicken sammich in her mouth and have at it caveman style. My dick does not know what a vapid cunt she is.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:09:45 AM EDT

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The mystery of why 75% of Jewish Americans vote D is just that, a mystery. The Dems literally hate Isreal as a whole ESPECIALLY the millenials which are the future of the party.

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How can anyone of Jewish heritage get behind the people that gave us the iran deal?

The mystery of why 75% of Jewish Americans vote D is just that, a mystery. The Dems literally hate Isreal as a whole ESPECIALLY the millenials which are the future of the party.

Yes.

I just cannot comprehend why so many Jews support the Democratic Party.

Posted: 7/26/2016 10:10:02 AM EDT

[#50]

I'd put my penis in her, just so I could disappoint her like Bernie did.

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