Posted: 8/18/2007 5:14:41 AM EDT
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have. They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat....when he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going...when he got there he didn't know where he was, and it was all done on a government grant. Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence or A: A liberal who's been mugged. Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that. Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up. |