Posted: 10/24/2009 5:22:18 AM EDT
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After living in the remote wilderness of Newfoundland all his life, an old Newfie decided it was time to visit St. John's. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, 'How 'bout that!' he exclaims, 'Here's a picture of me Fadder.' He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his dad, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishin', he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the shed. One day after her husband left, she searched the shed and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.' |
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The police woman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finially found a square mirror in her purse , looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is " she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."  |