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3/2/2012 1:51:49 AM EDT
As I've been aging I've been accumulating more scars.  Mostly from things being fixed or removed.

Yesterday I had a 4-week follow-up after my kidney stone removal.  The Doc made a comment about the scar where he had gone in to do his work.

I replied, "Yeah, I've been accumulating scars as I get older.  There's one that looks like an appendectomy scar that I got in a sword fight."

He paused and asked, "Really?"

"Yep.  And this one that you put on my back will be from shrapnel from when the Germans attacked Pearl harbor."

Then the light bulb came on and he had a good laugh.

Making up stories like that is more interesting than talking about my operations.
3/2/2012 1:55:24 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.
3/2/2012 2:12:08 AM EDT
[#2]
lol op, awesome






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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.






 
3/2/2012 2:16:04 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???
3/2/2012 2:34:16 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


3/2/2012 2:36:44 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ArmaNotSoLite/DSC_0272.jpg


Holy shit. What's the story behind that?
3/2/2012 2:37:57 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ArmaNotSoLite/DSC_0272.jpg


Holy shit. What's the story behind that?


Spinal replacement. its common in cyborgs.


Serioulsy. that is a narly scar
3/2/2012 2:39:00 AM EDT
[#7]
I know a Soldier who got a 3-4" long scar vertically through his eye in Afghanistan. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Just like Scar's scar:

3/2/2012 3:01:46 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ArmaNotSoLite/DSC_0272.jpg


Holy shit. What's the story behind that?


Spinal replacement. its common in cyborgs.


Serioulsy. that is a narly scar


She had a tumor in her neck. That tumor was also called "her entire C7 vertebrae". They had to remove the whole thing, plus a few other bits and pieces. Either way, shes got enough titanium back there to make her nearly indestructible.
3/2/2012 4:04:46 AM EDT
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Scars are like tattoos........    just with a better story behind them!
3/2/2012 4:08:01 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ArmaNotSoLite/DSC_0272.jpg


Holy shit. What's the story behind that?


Spinal replacement. its common in cyborgs.


Serioulsy. that is a narly scar


She had a tumor in her neck. That tumor was also called "her entire C7 vertebrae". They had to remove the whole thing, plus a few other bits and pieces. Either way, shes got enough titanium back there to make her nearly indestructible.


Holy shit, we're almost family.
3/2/2012 4:13:18 AM EDT
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Scar threads remind me of that scene in Jaws...

3/2/2012 4:16:07 AM EDT
[#12]
My knee is all scarred up from road rash from falling off my bike, and has another bigass scar about an inch long, knelt on something sharp.



I do have an actual no shit duelling scar on my lower lip, about half an inch long, from getting stabbed in the face

3/2/2012 4:34:46 AM EDT
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My wife has a 2" scar on her leg from deer antlers.
3/2/2012 9:43:44 AM EDT
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My wife has one of the most bad ass scars I've ever seen.


Nothing I post would be as remotely interesting as this.  First post wins again.  So, pics of wife and scar???


I'm not posting pics of her, but I can show her scar.
Motherfucker is almost a foot long.


http://i955.photobucket.com/albums/ae40/ArmaNotSoLite/DSC_0272.jpg


Holy shit. What's the story behind that?


Spinal replacement. its common in cyborgs.


Serioulsy. that is a narly scar


She had a tumor in her neck. That tumor was also called "her entire C7 vertebrae". They had to remove the whole thing, plus a few other bits and pieces. Either way, shes got enough titanium back there to make her nearly indestructible.


I knew it was a cyborg
3/2/2012 9:55:22 AM EDT
[#15]
Well enhancing   the history of said scars can certainly make them more interesting.

And the best thing is that you can change the events to fit your mood and just how outrageous you want to be at the time.



GD
3/2/2012 9:59:42 AM EDT
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Buddy of mine from school has several titanium disks in his back, as well as metal framework supporting his spine.
So much to the fact that he has trouble twisting to one side or the other, and can't really bend over to pick stuff
up off of the floor.
That being said, he has a scar from about his lower back (think tramp stamp area) to his neck, its like an inch and
a half wide, looks fucking bad-ass.
3/2/2012 10:13:57 AM EDT
[#17]
I don't have any really dramatic scars, but I've got one on my left forefinger from when I caught it between the contra-rotating propellors on a torpedo when I was six or seven.  Now how many girls can say that?


Jane