Posted: 2/9/2009 9:13:22 PM EDT
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So I'm worried about this "thing" that they hired to work at our local WAL-MART.
I stopped in after work today to get a few items, and as always I went back to sporting goods to check on their ammo inventory while I was in there. Last week they had finally gotten some Federal .223 val-u-paks in stock, but now they are out again. Damn hoarders! Would you leave at least ONE box for somebody else please? But I digress. Now to the "thing." I first began to notice the thing about a month ago or so. Said thing APPEARS to be female, at least outwardly. HOWEVER... I am 6'4" tall, so you could say I am slightly taller than the average bear. This "woman" is taller than I am. "Her" (it's, whatever) facial characteristics look oddly masculine, despite the fact that "she" (it, etc) has long hair and breasts. The first time I saw "her," I was half expecting "her" to start neighing like a horse - as "her" overall appearance is very horse-like (if you can imagine a younger version of Janet Reno, about 6'6"with strong arms and shoulders, you are almost there). Now I am thinking that this could be a case of "transgender" going on, but then, a darker and more scary possibility occured to me. Could it be possible that WAL-MART is secretly breeding it's own race of politically correct, uber-efficient stock clerks now??? Sorry for no pictures, but I don't want to attract undue attention from the beast-thing by attempting to snap photos of it, for fear I would hear that neighing sound followed by rapid hoofbeats as it charged me. Who knows, if I have stumbled across some top secret WAL-MART genetically altered stock clerk breeding program, they might whisk me off to some dark environ of the company headquarters in Bentonville, never to be seen or heard from again. |
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strange things have been afoot for years in Bentonville.
when we see one with 3 asses we will know the truth. one of their first generation, a P1 must have escaped the lab a few years ago, because it was working as a checker at an Albertsons in Tulsa. very similar characteristics. my wife and i would find things to go buy just to try to get a look at it. It was an oddity. |
ugh I have a 6'4" transformer as a regular customer at my job 
I did sell another one a motorcycle once at my other job sales manager said I deserved a award as the rest of the staff ran away , but I bravely went up to it and laid down the sales pitch they may be weird but their money is green LOL |
I think you need to contact these guys and maybe they can get a picture of it. 
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