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12/7/2005 8:01:19 AM EDT
Damn I hate these things.  I got one on the back of my head a few years ago and now think one's growing under my chin.  How much pain involved is there in getting these things cut out?  


I feel like a lumpy old dog.  

12/7/2005 8:02:02 AM EDT
[#1]
Pics
12/7/2005 8:02:31 AM EDT
[#2]
X-acto knife and superglue my man.  pain meds prior to surgery only make it more difficult and dangerous, just grit your teeth and do it.
12/7/2005 8:04:01 AM EDT
[#3]
First of all ... yuck.

Second of all, my girlfriend's brother had a number of these things removed from his head last month. He got them, in part, from always wearing a hat. So, what's the schmuck do as soon as he gets home from the doctor? Yeah. Puts on a hat. Idiot.
12/7/2005 8:04:50 AM EDT
[#4]
A friend of mine had one on his butt that was infected. They removed half a pound of flesh and he had to have it repacked every day with seaweed till it healed....took 6 months.


and no I've not got any pics....

Taffy
12/7/2005 8:07:17 AM EDT
[#5]
I have had 2. Better to get them removed by a physican than hacking one out by yourself. I tried to cut one out of my rght arm during my poor broke college years and eventually had to get it done professionally. Left a wicked scar........
12/7/2005 8:08:57 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Pics



you asked buddy!  (these are not mine)











12/7/2005 8:12:42 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pics



you asked buddy!  (these are not mine)

www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/21692425/..%5Cimages%5CI9_L.JPG

www.mrcophth.com/oculoplasticgallery/sebaceouscyst/sebaceouscystlid.jpg

www.mrcophth.com/oculoplasticgallery/sebaceouscyst/sebaceouscyst.jpg

www.mrcophth.com/oculoplasticgallery/sebaceouscyst/sebaceouscyst1.jpg

www.mrcophth.com/oculoplasticgallery/sebaceouscyst/sebaceouscyst2.jpg




What amazes me is how long that person let that thing grow!!!  I'd have been to the dermatologist a darn sight sooner than that!  
12/7/2005 8:13:33 AM EDT
[#9]
Anyone ever vomit up alcohol and then drink it?
12/7/2005 8:14:27 AM EDT
[#10]
I had one dug out of my skull as an outpatient.  MAKE sure you get enough local.  I can not describe the pain of having your skull scooped like someone making melon balls from a cantelope.
12/7/2005 8:17:03 AM EDT
[#11]
Yeah My mom removed on form my ear when i was a kid , it was about 1/4" in diameter, Thats probley the most painful exprience of my life.
12/7/2005 8:17:18 AM EDT
[#12]
Ewww!!! and Ouch!   Thanks now I know what I have to look forward too.  I think I might be getting something like that under my eye. I thought it was stye, but it's been there for 2 months. Thank God it's nowhere near that big, but I need to go to the doc.  
12/7/2005 8:18:40 AM EDT
[#13]
now i'm hungry.
12/7/2005 8:22:48 AM EDT
[#15]
A cottage cheese like substance
12/7/2005 8:24:27 AM EDT
[#16]

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A cottage cheese like substance



its more waxy than cheesy, like when you squeeze a really big blackhead and you get that log of waxy junk out of it.  imagine a little ball filled with a bunch of that stuff. mmmmm
12/7/2005 8:24:43 AM EDT
[#17]
Our Asst Batt surgeon squeezed one, caught the cheese in the face. Stinky, white cheese, in his eyes and nose.


We laughed until he looked up at us.
12/7/2005 8:30:47 AM EDT
[#18]
I had one on my back (right sholuder blade area).  Had no idea what it was, just that it was bugging the hell out of me off and on.

I thought it was just some sort of insect bite.  Went to bed one night, woke up the next morning with blood on the sheets.  Some mirror jiggling in the bathroom revealed a nasty seeping infection (and a pretty big bulge).  Didn't have insurance at the time so went to the walk-in care place.

Doc took one look at it and confirmed infected cyst.  He started poking around it, squeezing (hurt like a mofo).  Suddenly I hear an "Oh crap!" from behind me and the pressure stopped.  Turned around to see most of the cyst plastered on the doc's face and glasses.  Thing had exploded like a chest burster coming out when he was probing it.

I apologized (have no idea why), he said it was his own damn fault.  He packed the wound and put a stitch or 2 in to hold it.  Never really healed correctly but it doesn't bug me.

I have another on my chest.  It was pretty small for a few years and then suddenly got bigger.  Doc (different one) said they do that sometimes, nothing to worry about.  It's a bit of nuisance since it's in an area with just pretty much skin against bone.  Any pressure on it puts it into my rib and it hurts like a bitch.  Not going to bother with it unless it gets worse.
12/7/2005 8:31:08 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A cottage cheese like substance



its more waxy than cheesy, like when you squeeze a really big blackhead and you get that log of waxy junk out of it.  imagine a little ball filled with a bunch of that stuff. mmmmm





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12/7/2005 8:38:49 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
A cottage cheese like substance



its more waxy than cheesy, like when you squeeze a really big blackhead and you get that log of waxy junk out of it.  imagine a little ball filled with a bunch of that stuff. mmmmm



www.mrcophth.com/oculoplasticgallery/sebaceouscyst/sebaceouscyst2.jpg

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images.amazon.com/images/P/B00061ERUM.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg



If you put it between two Ritz and smashed them together do you think it might be enough for a mini sandwitch or would I need another one, gotta have the filling right out to the edge ya know.
12/7/2005 8:42:10 AM EDT
[#21]
Ah... got to love GD.  Where else could you get this kind of entertainment!

You guys are sick muthas!  

TC

12/7/2005 8:46:50 AM EDT
[#22]
I just had one removed from my neck last month. Doc said because of it being on the back of my neck and he wanted me on my side for the surgery, I get a general anesthetic.

[nurse] Count backwards from ten slowly.

[me] Ten, niiiiiiiiiiiii (out)
12/7/2005 8:50:49 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Ah... got to love GD.  Where else could you get this kind of entertainment!

You guys are sick muthas!  

TC




One of the things I like about GD is that it reinforces the fact than we are more alike than different.  Think you're the only one to think a particular way or have a weird problem?  Come here and find out that we are (for the most part) in the same boat.  
12/7/2005 8:59:17 AM EDT
[#24]
I've got a student that has a huge one growing out of the side of his neck ... it's fucking disgusting. Every time I talk to him I feel like Austin Powers talking to the guy with the huge mole on his face ... Moley, moley, moley.
12/7/2005 9:02:22 AM EDT
[#25]

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I've got a student that has a huge one growing out of the side of his neck ... it's fucking disgusting. Every time I talk to him I feel like Austin Powers talking to the guy with the huge mole on his face ... Moley, moley, moley.



offer to cut it out for him, I'd do it.
12/7/2005 9:04:20 AM EDT
[#26]
I just threw up in the back of my mouth a bit.

12/7/2005 9:05:03 AM EDT
[#27]
I felt a little puke in the back of my throat by just reading the thread title.
12/7/2005 9:11:05 AM EDT
[#28]

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I just threw up in the back of my mouth a bit.




Did it taste cheesy?
12/7/2005 9:16:54 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
A cottage cheese like substance



its more waxy than cheesy, like when you squeeze a really big blackhead and you get that log of waxy junk out of it.  imagine a little ball filled with a bunch of that stuff. mmmmm





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12/7/2005 9:20:11 AM EDT
[#30]
I had one of those on the back of my neck for years. Mine was a little bit bigger than that one and I on occasion would lance the thing with a razor and squeeze the crap out of it. The procedure would take forever and usually came out like cheese spread and talk about stink Holy mother of God it was bad. Then I would have this big saggy piece of skin on my neck where it had been. I'm not sure which looked worse.

I finally got sick of the thing and had the Doc take it out. They gave me a general and I was in and out quite a bit. I remember asking the Doc if he was done yet and when he said no telling him to hurry up. One time I woke up and exclaimed that "There will be NO FUCKING cursing in here Dammit!" and back out I went. I don't know what that stuff was but man it sure was good!

I did apologize to the Doc after the recovery but I don't think he thought too highly of me after that.
12/7/2005 9:20:54 AM EDT
[#31]
Damn, I'll have to get photos when I get my benign tumor removed.  
12/7/2005 9:20:54 AM EDT
[#32]
I had one on my knee that was about an 1 inch in diameter.  I cut out the dore my self. When it got ripe I was poking it and poped it like the giant zit it was, blood and waxy puss every where.  It hurt like hell but was kinda cool.
12/7/2005 9:24:15 AM EDT
[#33]
Oh God, why did I click on this thread!
12/7/2005 9:28:27 AM EDT
[#34]
I've had one of those cysts on my chest going on 32 years.  Noticed it when I was 16 years old.  It would get filled up real big (took about 4 weeks or so) and I would squeeze the shit out of it  until it "pops".  It never goes away, though.  In another month it comes back... "pop".

The "substance" is white and waxy and smells like something died and sat out in the sun for days.  I'd like to get it removed but I have such beautiful skin I don't want to scar it (OK... I'm a chickenshit and I've been squeezing it over 30 years so I might as well keep on squeezing).


Lawdog
12/7/2005 9:28:40 AM EDT
[#35]
I get them on my head I guess I have had 4. The first one was removed when I hit it full force on the door frame and it popped, god that hurt. And when one towards my forhead on my scalp, got big enough to get annoying while brushing I had it removed along with another. I still have one but the doc didn't remove it at the time saying it was too small and difficult to remove. Having them removed consisted of a little local and a couple of minutes with one stitch.
12/7/2005 12:16:20 PM EDT
[#36]
I had one when I was in the Service.The Navy Docs would not touch it.It was on my back and started to get bigger and bigger.

Finally came home on leave and had a civvie Dermatologist take it out.Mine looked like that but was bigger and had spikes coming out of it.Nasty M'Fer!

It left a big ass scar on my back to!
12/7/2005 12:21:33 PM EDT
[#37]
I have a very small one on my lower back.  Doc told me two years ago it would probably turn into a pimple and go away but I'm still waiting.

It hasn't grown and it doesn't bother me so I don't bother it

Now I had a ganglion cyst removed from my wrist several years ago... now that thing was huge
12/7/2005 12:27:19 PM EDT
[#38]
I had one in the skin of my eyelid. Got it cut out as soon as I saw something was puffier than usual. They flipped my eyelid inside out and cut it out with a scalpel, then they got a red hot soldering iron looking device and cauterized the wound. I felt the crispyness of the wound on the inside of my eyelid for about a week.

No scar on the outside of my eyelid.
12/7/2005 12:32:08 PM EDT
[#39]
I had one on the crack of my ass once, hurt like a bitch!
12/7/2005 12:35:42 PM EDT
[#40]
OMG... this topic is equally awesome as it is repulsive.

I am feeling a little excited. I think I need to go the men's room and find an ingrown hair in my armpit or something to pop.
12/7/2005 12:38:32 PM EDT
[#41]

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I had one on the crack of my ass once, hurt like a bitch!



Probably a pilonidal cyst. I had a small string of those removed when I was 18, a mere three weeks before beginning at NAPS. Entered the Navy with a hole at the base of my spine that was three inches long, over an inch wide, and down to the bone. Ouched like a bitch doing situps on it.

I had a cyst of some kind smack in the middle of my chest until earlier this year. I figured since the ones back aft had been caused by ingrown hairs, then so should this one. So I started yanking at all the hairs in the area, and lo and behold I pulled one that was curled into an itty bitty ball.

END OF PROBLEM, thank God!
12/7/2005 12:39:18 PM EDT
[#42]
This topic rivals that of the dogs with abcesses.
12/7/2005 12:40:12 PM EDT
[#44]
this is right up there with sootikins
12/7/2005 12:44:45 PM EDT
[#45]
dayum now that is nasty
12/7/2005 12:45:01 PM EDT
[#46]
Looks like a rocky mountain oyster.
12/7/2005 1:07:38 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
I had one on the crack of my ass once, hurt like a bitch!



No that is not a sebacouss cyst. It is a Piloniddal Abcess. I Know i had one lanced about 3 months ago. I it is not gone, but it is not infected right now either. Doctor drained about a cup of nasty shit out of it. nasty nasty nasty.
12/7/2005 1:34:40 PM EDT
[#48]
It's been said here before:  The human body is a freakshow.  


Today I will give thanks to God that I don't have any of these................yet.
12/7/2005 1:36:40 PM EDT
[#49]
Taste like monkey.
12/7/2005 1:47:10 PM EDT
[#50]
The substance is actually keratin, like your nails are made from.  Very little is sebum.

To remove the cyst, the physician must remove the entire sac or it will grow back.  It can be difficult and they'll tell you that it might come back since there's no way to be 100% sure.

I had one very deep between my neck and shoulder, but it never bothered me.  I did decide one day to take an 18 ga. needle to it and that was kind of a mistake.  I went to the derm and the sac was removed, plus I have a nasty scar, not that I care.
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