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Posted: 11/26/2013 6:30:02 PM EDT

You're such a fucking pathetic manchild that you can't even even take a fucking piss without finger banging your fucking cell phone? Here's an idea, you miserable fucking gash, just squat when you pee like the little fucking girl that you are!

I fucking weep for this nation.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:30:49 PM EDT

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I check arfcom when I'm peeing.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:32:46 PM EDT

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Why are you watching another man pee?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:33:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2013 6:33:23 PM EDT

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did you have a wide stance?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:33:37 PM EDT

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gay thread.

It's called fucking efficiency. If I can check my work emails and piss at the same time, why the fuck not?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:34:18 PM EDT

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OP got teh ghey.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:34:29 PM EDT

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Bet he did not wash his hands either.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:34:59 PM EDT

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I do prefer to sit when I pee so I can use both hands for my phone.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:00 PM EDT

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It's called fucking efficiency. If I can check my work emails and piss at the same time, why the fuck not?

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Time is money.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:02 PM EDT

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iPeed.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:11 PM EDT

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Hell yeah!

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:31 PM EDT

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And you were such a man that you didn't say anything to the dudes face and wrote it on these forums instead to feel like a tough-guy.....

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2013 6:35:53 PM EDT

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You're such a fucking pathetic manchild that you can't even even take a fucking piss without finger banging your fucking cell phone? Here's an idea, you miserable fucking gash, just squat when you pee like the little fucking girl that you are!

I fucking weep for this nation.

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Shoes get pissed on?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:36:10 PM EDT

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OP got teh ghey.

Nah it is called situation awareness. OP did not want to get clocked by one of those "knock Out Game" zombies.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:36:24 PM EDT

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Meet gazer.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:36:27 PM EDT

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Yesterday I saw an old man washing his underwear in a public bathroom. There are other problems in life than losing it over someone on the phone while urinating.

At least you can use the restroom without having shat your pants.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:36:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2013 6:36:54 PM EDT

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Some of you apparently have never pissed in a full restaurant's bathroom before. I was waiting for a pisser to open up, but I guess phone boy's Facebook status is more important.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:37:01 PM EDT

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Back splash ?

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Posted: 11/26/2013 6:37:32 PM EDT

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Just start pissing on his shoes.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:37:35 PM EDT

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Another meaat gazer thread in GD.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:37:53 PM EDT

[#23]

Swype FTW

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:38:13 PM EDT

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was he wearing a nice watch?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:38:36 PM EDT

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GD loves the cawk.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:38:37 PM EDT

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really not that good of a rant. Too few adjectives and poor alliteration

4.7/10

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:39:40 PM EDT

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Gay marriage is ruining this Country

Everyones a god damn fag anymore.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:47:18 PM EDT

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0/10. Wonder which website he's complaining on about the guy watching him piss.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:47:55 PM EDT

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Meat gazer.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:51:38 PM EDT

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In before the outing.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:54:02 PM EDT

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See a doc. They can treat your incontinence. I know....It's not funny. You peed your pants. We can work through this.

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:56:56 PM EDT

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Would you rather he checks your out wang instead of his phone?

Edit; Or are you pissed that he didn't check out your wang?

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:56:56 PM EDT

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This

Posted: 11/26/2013 6:58:19 PM EDT

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Bladder control problems?

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:02:26 PM EDT

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we were face timing, well I saw his face and he saw my...

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:04:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/26/2013 7:04:50 PM EDT

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Coming out thread?

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:06:03 PM EDT

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I check arfcom when I'm....oh wait, don't want this to be a poop thread.

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:06:50 PM EDT

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You should have gotten his number and texted him pics of your junk.

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:07:08 PM EDT

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I play my best Candy Crush when grunting out a deuce.

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:08:14 PM EDT

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Cut or uncut ?

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:10:28 PM EDT

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Was his CACK large

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:11:06 PM EDT

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Better in the bathroom than in the car. Then again, he probably does both.

Also, meat gazer.

Posted: 11/26/2013 7:17:03 PM EDT

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Peeing in the bathroom at Chili's, YOLO!

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