Posted: 11/4/2010 6:16:36 AM EDT
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I keep insisting that this is some kind of sick joke, but folks keep telling me that this is a real company, and that they really are marketing this to men with a straight face, apparently oblivious of it's absurdity. They have them in the checkout line at the local walgreens. I thought about buying one but got the same nervous feeling I used to get when buying porn, except a little more embarrased. |
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I keep insisting that this is some kind of sick joke, but folks keep telling me that this is a real company, and that they really are marketing this to men with a straight face, apparently oblivious of it's absurdity. Hell, they have them for sale at the Bed Bath and Beyond store in my AO. Yes, they are real. No, I wasn't tempted to buy one. Keep remembering that video outtake of the girl doing it with a smirk on her face... dvo |
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Quoted: They should put a water dispenser on the end of that so you can get a drink while working out. Just have it where it can squirt right into your mouth. Be careful not to get it all over you face though. I think lotion would be a better idea, you know, in case your shaved chest is getting kinda ashy. I wonder if this device would improve my furious masturbation. I use a modified overhand or "Western" grip while jacking it. It may draw a lot of stares in public, but when our eyes lock for the first time, you'll know I'm no amateur.  |
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They should put a water dispenser on the end of that so you can get a drink while working out. Just have it where it can squirt right into your mouth. Be careful not to get it all over you face though. I think lotion would be a better idea, you know, in case your shaved chest is getting kinda ashy. I wonder if this device would improve my furious masturbation. I use a modified overhand or "Western" grip while jacking it. It may draw a lot of stares in public, but when our eyes lock for the first time, you'll know I'm no amateur.
That would go great with the electric shavers that shoot goo all over your face while your shaving! |
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I keep insisting that this is some kind of sick joke, but folks keep telling me that this is a real company, and that they really are marketing this to men with a straight face, apparently oblivious of it's absurdity. they are not oblivious at all. They know exactly what they're doing and it's genious. think how much free press they're getting when people laugh and talk about it. you don't get video that suggestive without working at it. |
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I keep insisting that this is some kind of sick joke, but folks keep telling me that this is a real company, and that they really are marketing this to men with a straight face, apparently oblivious of it's absurdity. they are not oblivious at all. They know exactly what they're doing and it's genious. think how much free press they're getting when people laugh and talk about it. you don't get video that suggestive without working at it. lol |
