She is a witch!!! > General Discussion

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:02:53 PM EDT

"If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood!"

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:04:10 PM EDT

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weighs and besides, she turned me into a newt. I got better.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:05:57 PM EDT

[#2]

"O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:06:17 PM EDT

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Throw her into the pond!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:06:37 PM EDT

[#4]

None shall pass.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:07:48 PM EDT

[#5]

"Let me go back and face the peril!"

"No, it's too perilous!"

"I bet you're gay!"

"No I'm not!"

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:07:57 PM EDT

[#6]

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives
from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:09:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Build a bridge out of her.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:09:47 PM EDT

[#8]

bring out your dead

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:10:52 PM EDT

[#9]

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:13:10 PM EDT

[#10]

Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:13:32 PM EDT

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I'm not dead.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:14:18 PM EDT

[#12]

"And after the spankings comes the oral sex."

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:15:10 PM EDT

[#13]

and sloths, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals...

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:18:26 PM EDT

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and sloths, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals...

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... Skip it...

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:20:41 PM EDT

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I'm not dead.

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bring out your dead

I'm not dead.

Im getting better

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:23:21 PM EDT

[#16]

And that Sire is how we know the earth is banana shaped.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:26:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/18/2016 7:28:14 PM EDT

[#18]

I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:28:49 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/18/2016 7:29:02 PM EDT

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I think I'll walk.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:31:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:37:57 PM EDT

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Im getting better

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bring out your dead

I'm not dead.

Im getting better

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:41:38 PM EDT

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This new learning amazes me, Sir Lancelot. Tell me again how sheeps' bladders can be employed to help prevent earthquakes?

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:42:56 PM EDT

[#24]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:43:56 PM EDT

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You're not fooling anyone, you know.

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bring out your dead

I'm not dead.

Im getting better

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

I think I might go for a walk.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:45:10 PM EDT

[#26]

She turned me into a newt!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:45:18 PM EDT

[#27]

I fart in your direction.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:47:47 PM EDT

[#28]

We want .... a shrubbery!!!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:48:20 PM EDT

[#29]

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue! ...no, green!"

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:49:14 PM EDT

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FIFY

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:50:17 PM EDT

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"Blue! ...no, green!"

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"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!.."

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:51:16 PM EDT

[#32]

-Oui, oui, allons-y.

-What?

-Lets go.

-Ah.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:51:58 PM EDT

[#33]

There are some who call me... Tim.

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:53:54 PM EDT

[#34]

Now you can see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Posted: 8/18/2016 7:57:46 PM EDT

[#35]

That's no ordinary rabbit! Why, that's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:00:36 PM EDT

[#36]

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Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives
from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

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Posted: 8/18/2016 8:03:58 PM EDT

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"Well, I suppose I could stay a bit longer..."

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:06:22 PM EDT

[#38]

Now, go away or I will taunt you a second ti-em.

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:07:18 PM EDT

[#39]

If you float, you burn.

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:09:36 PM EDT

[#40]

Who? This?

Oh what fun..........really.

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:11:00 PM EDT

[#41]

Bring out yer dead! But I'm not dead yet!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:13:12 PM EDT

[#42]

Now stand aside worthy adversary.

It is but a scratch!

A scratch? Your arms off!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:17:03 PM EDT

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It is but a scratch!

A scratch? Your arms off!

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No it isn't! I've had worse!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:17:06 PM EDT

[#44]

What else floats...very small rocks?

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:17:54 PM EDT

[#45]

Four is right out!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:19:08 PM EDT

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What else floats...very small rocks?

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Churches!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:21:37 PM EDT

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No it isn't! I've had worse!

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Now stand aside worthy adversary.

It is but a scratch!

A scratch? Your arms off!

No it isn't! I've had worse!

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:23:35 PM EDT

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What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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Now stand aside worthy adversary.

It is but a scratch!

A scratch? Your arms off!

No it isn't! I've had worse!

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Have at thee!

Posted: 8/18/2016 8:25:57 PM EDT

[#49]

"... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Posted: 8/18/2016 10:23:04 PM EDT

[#50]

A moose once bit my sister.

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