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1/29/2015 8:22:34 PM EDT
Shop S Mart
1/29/2015 8:25:07 PM EDT
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Okay
1/29/2015 10:33:39 PM EDT
[#2]
It's a trick. Get an axe.
1/29/2015 10:38:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Yo, she bitch!
1/29/2015 10:40:13 PM EDT
[#4]
"Gemme some sugar baby"
1/29/2015 10:41:08 PM EDT
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This is my BOOMSTICK!
1/29/2015 10:41:19 PM EDT
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
1/29/2015 11:29:42 PM EDT
[#7]
That's just pillow talk baby!
1/29/2015 11:30:23 PM EDT
[#8]
groovy
1/29/2015 11:30:44 PM EDT
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1/31/2015 2:48:59 AM EDT
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Goody Goody Goody two shoes
1/31/2015 2:56:43 AM EDT
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Clatu Veratu Nmmph
1/31/2015 2:57:44 AM EDT
[#12]
Hail to the king, baby.
1/31/2015 3:04:06 AM EDT
[#13]
You know spies, bunch of bitchy little girls.

1/31/2015 3:39:48 AM EDT
[#14]
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. Hey, what's that on you're face?
1/31/2015 3:47:30 AM EDT
[#15]
Yo she-bitch, let's go.
1/31/2015 3:50:00 AM EDT
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1/31/2015 3:51:21 AM EDT
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Klatu Verata Necktie

1/31/2015 3:59:34 AM EDT
[#18]
IT'S A TARP!
1/31/2015 4:01:56 AM EDT
[#19]
You got real ugly.

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1/31/2015 4:06:39 AM EDT
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1/31/2015 4:07:17 AM EDT
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You know spies, bunch of bitchy little girls.






Well done!
1/31/2015 4:08:39 AM EDT
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1/31/2015 4:09:14 AM EDT
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Clatu Veratu Nmmph
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I got it, I got it. I know your damned words aright?

 
1/31/2015 9:06:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Ash, housewares...
1/31/2015 9:10:56 PM EDT
[#25]
I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now.  Jack and shit and Jack left town.
1/31/2015 9:16:41 PM EDT
[#26]
Buckle up bone head, cause you're goin for a ride
1/31/2015 9:19:51 PM EDT
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http://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Army_of_Darkness


All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?
1/31/2015 9:51:12 PM EDT
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Maybe, just maybe, my boys can pull this off. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
1/31/2015 9:55:09 PM EDT
[#29]
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.  Blow.
1/31/2015 10:00:54 PM EDT
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1/31/2015 10:10:33 PM EDT
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I don't care that it's the wrong show. I love that line!
1/31/2015 10:12:48 PM EDT
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"You found me beautiful once"
"Honey, you got reeeeeal ugly"

Best part of the movie.
1/31/2015 10:17:42 PM EDT
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The name's Ash.......Housewares.


1/31/2015 10:23:27 PM EDT
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He had one job and he fucked it up didnt he
1/31/2015 10:34:14 PM EDT
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