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6/9/2010 5:05:10 AM EDT
Trying to post on Droid...lost signal.  I'm at the hospital in the waiting room.  Old Guy next to me is slurping his vending machine coffee.   Bad.  I may kill him.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
6/9/2010 5:06:00 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:



ok then
6/9/2010 5:06:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Good thread.
6/9/2010 5:07:11 AM EDT
[#3]
I like turtles.
6/9/2010 5:08:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:





YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!!!


6/9/2010 5:09:34 AM EDT
[#5]
I hate slurpers
6/9/2010 5:09:51 AM EDT
[#6]
IT"S TAPE!!!!!111!!
6/9/2010 5:09:52 AM EDT
[#7]
...like a Japanese trucker in a Soba shop.
6/9/2010 5:12:16 AM EDT
[#8]




Quoted:

I hate slurpers




6/9/2010 5:17:51 AM EDT
[#9]
Kill the Slurper. NOW

6/9/2010 5:18:35 AM EDT
[#10]
Smack him.
6/9/2010 5:18:59 AM EDT
[#11]
bump him
6/9/2010 5:20:15 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Trying to post on Droid...lost signal.  I'm at the hospital in the waiting room.  Old Guy next to me is slurping his vending machine coffee.   Bad.  I may kill him.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile




Tie his shoe laces together.
6/9/2010 5:20:44 AM EDT
[#13]
Eating/drinking noises set me off like no other.  The negative effect is right up there with seeing terrorists celebrate, no idea why, but it is an instant trigger of me.  

I would have to leave or pour the coffee on his lap.
6/9/2010 5:21:33 AM EDT
[#14]
Speaking of slurpers. Have you ever watched any Asian porn? My god those girls give noisy blowjobs.
They must have the saliva glands of 10 Grinches, plus 2!
6/9/2010 5:28:23 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Speaking of slurpers. Have you ever watched any Asian porn? My god those girls give noisy blowjobs.
They must have the saliva glands of 10 Grinches, plus 2!


I did not know Grinches were known for their salivary production.  

Luckily for the slurper I've moved to another area.  God damn that was annoying.


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
6/9/2010 5:32:36 AM EDT
[#16]
Wait a minute..........no pics of hot nurses???


Ask one if you can take a pic of her with her holding a sign that says "For Furyataurus and God bless TX".
6/9/2010 5:41:19 AM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


Trying to post on Droid...lost signal.  I'm at the hospital in the waiting room.  Old Guy next to me is slurping his vending machine coffee.   Bad.  I may kill him.



Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


that, clanking silverware against the teeth, and people chewing with their mouths open are the main reasons why I rarely go out to eat.

 
6/9/2010 5:43:57 AM EDT
[#18]
I am attempting to slurp my cup of french roast right now.


I can't seem to get the proper technique.  Maybe I am not old enough yet
6/9/2010 5:46:26 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Wait a minute..........no pics of hot nurses???


Ask one if you can take a pic of her with her holding a sign that says "For Furyataurus and God bless TX".



There is no hotness anywhere.  I've been watching for it.  Only elderly and obese women...which may be a turn on for some, I guess.


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6/9/2010 5:49:48 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
...like a Japanese trucker in a Soba shop.


Exactly. SM3 wouldn't survive in a Japanese noodle restaurant.


SLUUUUURRRRP

6/9/2010 5:53:50 AM EDT
[#21]




Quoted:

I am attempting to slurp my cup of french roast right now.





I can't seem to get the proper technique. Maybe I am not old enough yet




......teeth still permanently attached??????
6/9/2010 5:56:28 AM EDT
[#22]


Mastication noises are a big pet peeve for me.
6/9/2010 5:58:00 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
I hate slurpers


6/9/2010 6:03:48 AM EDT
[#24]
meh.....i'll give sluppers a pass.

now people who chew with their mouth open and/or talk while chewing make me want to saw their neck off with a dull butter knife.
6/9/2010 6:04:39 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I am attempting to slurp my cup of french roast right now.


I can't seem to get the proper technique. Maybe I am not old enough yet


......teeth still permanently attached??????


strangely enough for Ms, yes.

Perhaps that is the problem
6/9/2010 6:25:36 AM EDT
[#26]
That sucks.



Was he slurping coffee while he already had food in his mouth?



WAS IT PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE!?!??!!!
6/9/2010 6:27:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Take his cane
6/9/2010 6:30:02 AM EDT
[#28]
I don't recall anyone asking...why are you in a hospital waiting room?  Stalking and killing hospital slurpers? or some other reason?
6/9/2010 6:30:42 AM EDT
[#29]
are they treating your STD?

6/9/2010 6:38:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I like turtles.


6/9/2010 6:44:15 AM EDT
[#31]
You know what to do.





6/9/2010 6:46:49 AM EDT
[#32]



Quoted:


Trying to post on Droid...lost signal.  I'm at the hospital in the waiting room.  Old Guy next to me is slurping his vending machine coffee.   Bad.  I may kill him.



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But the coffee is hot.





 
6/9/2010 7:21:02 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
meh.....i'll give sluppers a pass.

now people who chew with their mouth open and/or talk while chewing make me want to saw their neck off with a dull butter knife.


sounds like the typical gun dealer at the gun show eating his chili dog while slobbering over his table and getting mustard on his beard as he tries to make a sale
6/9/2010 7:22:06 AM EDT
[#34]
Go ahead. I'm not gonna say shit.