Posted: 1/11/2005 12:44:55 PM EDT
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Why Guns rank over Women.... "TEN TOP REASONS WHY MEN FAVOR GUNS OVER WOMEN" #10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. #9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD. #8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES. #7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP. #6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO. #5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE. #4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH. #3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?" #2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT. and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman #1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN |
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But women tell me guns are better than men because.................................... Guns fire when SHE wants it to! It can fire again, almost immediately! A small gun doesn't apologize for not being a big gun. She knows what length she's getting upfront. (I'm staying away from that one.) She can easily move from one size gun to a different size gun & have no jealously to contend with. A gun won't "just go off" in her hand, unlike a man. There's more but I'm too ashamed to write them.  |