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8/17/2011 4:58:16 PM EDT


In Texas there is a town
called New Braunfels , where

there is a large German-speaking
population.



One day, a local rancher driving down a country
road

noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the

rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the

window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das

wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen."

Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the

water. The cows have pooped in it.")



The man shouted back:
"I'm from New York and just

down here campaigning for Obama's health
care plan.

I can't understand you. Please speak in English."



The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."

8/17/2011 4:59:43 PM EDT
[#1]
It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.
8/17/2011 5:02:40 PM EDT
[#2]
Pretty funny. Unfortunately, though Texas German is nearly an extinct dialect.
8/17/2011 5:04:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.


I can't drive through West without stopping at the kolache shop.  The Germans make mean snacks

8/17/2011 5:05:25 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


Pretty funny. Unfortunately, though Texas German is nearly an extinct dialect.


nah.  Sneaky bastards are just gong underground.



 
8/17/2011 5:07:33 PM EDT
[#5]
That would work as a Cajun French joke as well. Unfortunately, I don't know enough Cajun to make it workable. Any coonasses want to give it a go?

8/17/2011 5:07:53 PM EDT
[#6]
I spent 6 days at the TA there waiting on parts for my truck.
8/17/2011 5:13:59 PM EDT
[#7]
There's a nice Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels.
8/17/2011 5:16:02 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:



Quoted:

It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.




I can't drive through West without stopping at the kolache shop.  The Germans make mean snacks





West is a Czech town. . .





 
8/17/2011 5:20:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Fredricksberg has some mean schnitzel.
8/17/2011 5:22:43 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Pretty funny. Unfortunately, though Texas German is nearly an extinct dialect.


20 years ago I think that there were only 60,000 Texas German monoglots left, and most were pretty old.
8/17/2011 5:23:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Did they bomb Pearl Harbor?
8/17/2011 5:25:01 PM EDT
[#12]
It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.

I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends
8/17/2011 5:35:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.

I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends

Tell me about it. My father was born in Prague and was half German, half Russian. He spoke German, Czech, Russian, and several other languages fluently, but only spoke English at home.

That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.

8/17/2011 5:37:05 PM EDT
[#14]





Quoted:



It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.





I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends



My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.






Quoted:

That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.





Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?





 
8/17/2011 5:39:10 PM EDT
[#15]
I love New Braunfels
8/17/2011 5:39:58 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Fredricksberg has some mean schnitzel.


Even I have been to the beer garden in Fedricksberg.



 
8/17/2011 5:41:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Fredricksberg has some mean schnitzel.


And wine and vodka.
8/17/2011 5:49:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.

I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends

My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.


Quoted:
That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.


Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?
 


Whichever one is in the shell station.  

Czech, German......What's the difference?

8/17/2011 5:50:12 PM EDT
[#19]
Relevant bit starts around 1:40ish.

8/17/2011 5:53:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Texas German is not dead, I've got quite a few family members around Fredericksburg that speak it. That town is just a tourist trap shell of it former self now. :(
8/17/2011 5:53:13 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.



I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends


My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.






Quoted:

That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.





Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?

 




Whichever one is in the shell station.  



Czech, German......What's the difference?





They closed Kolachek's a few years ago.



 
8/17/2011 5:58:11 PM EDT
[#22]
das ist ja witzig



8/17/2011 10:50:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.


Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?
 


It would break your heart if I told you what happened to the Kolache Kitchen.  I used to spend way too much time down there.
8/17/2011 10:51:53 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

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It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.

I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends

My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.


Quoted:
That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.


Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?
 


Whichever one is in the shell station.  

Czech, German......What's the difference?


They closed Kolachek's a few years ago.
 


That dont do it justice
8/17/2011 10:57:07 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.


You don't know Texas well.  New Braunfels is a bit outside the Czech Triangle where there are many more Czech bakeries that have authentic kolache.  



While you can find a few 9 pin bowling alleys around New Braunfels, a few more Schutzenverein and quite a few Hermann Sons Halls, there isn't a single SPJST hall.  



Where you find the most Czechs, you will find the best kolaches.  No, I won't name names or places, they must be found.  Usually within 50 miles of Praha (that is Prague in Czech and yes, there is a community by that name).



I was bred for beer drinking.  Czech and German.



 
8/17/2011 10:59:10 PM EDT
[#26]
I live in New Braunfels
8/17/2011 11:00:24 PM EDT
[#27]
more like new ban-fels
8/18/2011 1:54:01 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

Quoted:
It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.

I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends

My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.


Quoted:
That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.


Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?
 

I's been a few years, but there was the one in the gas station (when I was short on time), and another in town. I used to be a regional sales guy, so depending on how my schedule was running would determine which one I stopped into. One time I even did a face to face EE sale with another ARFCOM'er at the gas station.
8/18/2011 2:18:36 AM EDT
[#29]



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Quoted:

It's sad that most of the old timers that would speak in German and Czech when I was little are gone.



I wish I would have picked it up but none of my family really spoke it, just distant family and friends


My mom told me about a guy she knew whose first language was Czech, his second Spanish and his third was English.






Quoted:

That aside, I've stopped in West for kolaches more times than I can remember.





Czech Stop or Kolachek's Kolache Kitchen?

 




Whichever one is in the shell station.  



Czech, German......What's the difference?





They closed Kolachek's a few years ago.

 



Well then, I guess I'll be making a Czech stop in the morning.





 
8/18/2011 2:35:25 AM EDT
[#30]
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das ist ja witzig





genau so, aber... was is eine echte ubersetzung fur  "sehr ahgenehm" ?

bedeutet dass nicht "pleased to meet'cha" ?

Pleased to meet'cha. Don't drink there.. it's fawnky.



8/18/2011 3:06:52 AM EDT
[#31]
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Pretty funny. Unfortunately, though Texas German is nearly an extinct dialect.


20 years ago I think that there were only 60,000 Texas German monoglots left, and most were pretty old.


According to some university prof from Austin there are like 20,000 Texas-Deutsch speakers left in the Hill Country...


ETA: found it! http://www.tgdp.org/

Viel Spass damit...

8/18/2011 3:13:19 AM EDT
[#32]
We've got a little German city just west of us, Meunster. We stop there to buy sausage and sauerkraut and occasionally make it over to Germanfest.
8/18/2011 3:14:06 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
genau so, aber... was is eine echte ubersetzung fur  "sehr ahgenehm" ?

bedeutet dass nicht "pleased to meet'cha" ?


Could also mean "my pleasure".

8/18/2011 4:11:45 AM EDT
[#34]
So did anyone actually enjoy the joke?
8/18/2011 4:26:27 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
So did anyone actually enjoy the joke?


Well, I did.

8/18/2011 4:33:52 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I spent 6 days at the TA there waiting on parts for my truck.



Must have been one of those geographic oddity places. 6 days from everywhere.

8/18/2011 4:40:12 AM EDT
[#37]
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I spent 6 days at the TA there waiting on parts for my truck.



Must have been one of those geographic oddity places. 6 days from everywhere.



Usually those places end in -stan...
8/18/2011 4:48:29 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.


Been going there for 50 years.  Wurstfest is also a great time.   Town has gotten too big but when I was a kid it was real fun.
8/18/2011 4:49:58 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It's also home of the best kolache shop in the USA.


I can't drive through West without stopping at the kolache shop.  The Germans make mean snacks



Czechs  not Germans
8/18/2011 4:53:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Did they bomb Pearl Harbor?


No.
Houston.
8/18/2011 4:54:14 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Czechs  not Germans


This.

Wiki says:
Kolache (also spelled kolace, kolach, or kolacky, from the Czech and Slovak plural koláče, sg. koláč) is a type of pastry that holds a dollop of fruit rimmed by a puffy pillow of supple dough.[1] Originating as a semi-sweet wedding dessert from Central Europe, they have become popular in parts of the United States. Often in the United States, kolaches are used for breakfast, stuffed with ham and cheese.


Although the Germans have some yummy pastry too.
8/18/2011 5:00:53 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Fredricksberg has some mean schnitzel.


It is not bad, but my wife makes it and hers is a lot better, My wife is from Bavaria.
She could teach them in Fredricksberg a few things abuot German style cooking.
8/18/2011 5:01:37 AM EDT
[#43]
one set of my great grandparents still spoke german to themselves but insisted the kids speak english

you know, the exact opposite of Texas's other prominent language...
8/18/2011 6:49:13 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
There's a nice Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels.


That's one of the best water parks I've ever been to.  I'm glad to hear it's still there!

8/18/2011 6:57:13 AM EDT
[#45]
After driving past the Czech stop for 4 years I finally stopped in. Not worth the extra time it took over just getting gas. Kolache Rolf's in CS tastes just as good, costs less and is faster. There's a place out in Snook that makes em, forget the name, that blows both away.
8/18/2011 7:01:37 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:


Texas German is not dead, I've got quite a few family members around Fredericksburg that speak it. That town is just a tourist trap shell of it former self now. :(


The Mennonites of west Texas still speak German.



 
8/18/2011 7:08:49 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
So did anyone actually enjoy the joke?


I did
8/18/2011 7:12:45 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
I love New Braunfels


+1 I live in New Braunfels
8/18/2011 7:15:50 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Fredricksberg has some mean schnitzel.



Spent 4 years near Fredericksburg going to school, and I visited quite often. That said, the German food there is over priced and really quite bland
I think it has become more of a tourist thing than an actuall effort at good food, at least with all of the places that line main street.
8/18/2011 7:16:22 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
So did anyone actually enjoy the joke?


Oh, that was a joke?
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