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5/11/2013 11:53:22 PM EDT
Found this critter while doing some landscaping.  Any ideas?



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5/12/2013 12:02:33 AM EDT
[#1]


I had to post another pic for comparison.  Brown Recluse?

Wait, you're in Montana, you don't have brown recluse, you have "aggressive house spider".

http://ipm.montana.edu/YardGarden/docs/spiderbites-insect.htm

5/12/2013 12:03:21 AM EDT
[#2]
Check your body for necrotic ulcers.
5/12/2013 12:03:24 AM EDT
[#3]
Looks like a small Wolf spider
5/12/2013 12:04:06 AM EDT
[#4]
It's one of those "not on fire" spiders. Set it on fire, that'll make it easier to identify.
5/12/2013 12:04:22 AM EDT
[#5]
looks like something that should be burned.
5/12/2013 12:05:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Snow crab.

Eat it.
5/12/2013 12:06:26 AM EDT
[#7]
Looks like Spiderbro... He be your nikka
5/12/2013 12:06:35 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


http://www.freshfromflorida.com/pi/enpp/ento/images/l.reclusabrown2.jpg



I had to post another pic for comparison.  Brown Recluse?
not even close



wolfy



 
5/12/2013 12:12:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Looks like you haven't squished it yet, so it must be the bad kind of spider.  
Alive.
5/12/2013 12:13:14 AM EDT
[#10]
I would say wolf spider, had bunches of them in Colorado. When you mess with it does it tend to run like hell or go with more of a "Come at me bro!" stance? All the wolf spiders I've seen were pretty aggressive and had little fear.
5/12/2013 12:13:24 AM EDT
[#11]
Wolfie, perfectly harmless to you.

But will fuck up some termites and cockroaches.
5/12/2013 12:22:20 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Looks like a small Wolf spider


5/12/2013 12:26:21 AM EDT
[#13]
Fun science experiment:  Use a magnifying glass to burn its legs off, and see how many it actually needs to walk.
Remember to work symetrically.
5/12/2013 12:26:55 AM EDT
[#14]
it wasn't aggressive at all.  it looked a bit different than most wolf spiders I've seen, but the google machine has some similar pics
5/12/2013 12:38:51 AM EDT
[#15]
Dupe before link
5/12/2013 12:40:35 AM EDT
[#16]
It may just be when they are older. The more aggressive ones I saw were about the size of a 50 cent piece were very hairy and had a black and gray tone to them. When I do see them I just leave em alone, they keep all the other critters away.

But then again I have these to deal with anymore where I live now so I nuke the place from orbit every 3 months or so.
5/12/2013 12:40:50 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Looks like a small Wolf spider


This...
Eats other problem children bugs, spiders.....good to have, although will freak you the fuck out by accident.

Let it go outside.

5/12/2013 12:57:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Looks like a small Wolf spider


This...
Eats other problem children bugs, spiders.....good to have, although will freak you the fuck out by accident.

Let it go outside.



it was outside in a pile of rocks....along with a bunch of its siblings
5/12/2013 1:02:56 AM EDT
[#19]
That spider needs an introduction to a baseball bat!
5/12/2013 1:12:12 AM EDT
[#20]
I have been hog hunting in Guam the past few weekends and they have some fucked up looking spiders out here. I'll be moving through the jungle and between some vegetation and trees, these things will have giant webs, probably 6' in diameter all over the place. About a half dozen times a day, I'll find my face 6'' away from one of these things as I'm walking....






The cellphone pic doesn't really focus well, but including the legs, they are about the size of my hand. I'll bump my face straight into their webs on occaision too.
5/12/2013 1:19:00 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
I have been hog hunting in Guam the past few weekends and they have some fucked up looking spiders out here. I'll be moving through the jungle and between some vegetation and trees, these things will have giant webs, probably 6' in diameter all over the place. About a half dozen times a day, I'll find my face 6' away from one of these things as I'm walking....

http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/hardlandings/image_zps33fd70a7.jpg

http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/hardlandings/image_zps2fd41769.jpg


The cellphone pic doesn't really focus well, but including the legs, they are about the size of my hand. I'll bump my face straight into their webs on occaision too.


Babnana Spiders....
Generally harmless. Can get big when fed regularly by idiot Marines.
The ones in Okinawa that were fed regularly got freakin HUGE. Saw one eat an Anole/Chameleon (lizard) once. Actually heard the fangs crunch through the skull.
Freaked me rightthefuckout.
Naturally, some other retarded Marines decided to throw rocks at it, destroying its web, which now meant we had a large, angry, homeless, lizard eating spider on the loose....

IIRC, they are legitimately some type of weaver spider. Related to the ginormous (technical term) ones in Australia that are in videos all over Youtube. Don't think they are poisonous....never let them get close enough to me to find out.
5/12/2013 1:20:02 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Looks like a small Wolf spider


This...
Eats other problem children bugs, spiders.....good to have, although will freak you the fuck out by accident.

Let it go outside.



it was outside in a pile of rocks....along with a bunch of its siblings


leave it outside then. Its family will munch up undesirable bugs in the surrounding area. They build funnel type webs in plants etc. Ambush predator.
5/12/2013 1:20:29 AM EDT
[#23]
Almost forgot...


Dibs on guns, gun parts, ammo, and optics
5/12/2013 1:23:57 AM EDT
[#24]
Kinda looks like a Hobo Spider but with shorter legs (part of the recluse family of spiders). They are all over MT, one of my Flight Sgt. found thousands of them in the crawl space under his house around 2003.
5/12/2013 1:29:45 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
It's one of those "not on fire" spiders. Set it on fire, that'll make it easier to identify.


5/12/2013 1:46:50 AM EDT
[#26]
Wolf spider.