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7/27/2006 12:25:24 AM EDT
Is quite possibly the gayest term ever.  However descriptive or 'accurate' it may be, I feel like a complete toolbag every time I'm forced to say it due to a lack of a better term.

On that note.. I'm not gonna lie.  I love doing it.
7/27/2006 12:27:16 AM EDT
[#1]
try forking.
7/27/2006 12:27:44 AM EDT
[#2]
I hope to be doing some at the bar this weekend. On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.
7/27/2006 12:45:33 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
I'm not gonna lie.  I love doing it.


That's nothing to be ashamed of. Does your guy friend like to be inside the spoon, or outside?
7/27/2006 12:46:47 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.
7/27/2006 12:48:26 AM EDT
[#5]
[entourage]Women call it 'cuddling'.[/entourage]
7/27/2006 12:56:07 AM EDT
[#6]
I don't like spooning my pie,  it is easier to eat it with a fork
7/27/2006 12:57:03 AM EDT
[#7]
snuggle
7/27/2006 12:59:09 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.



Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking.
7/27/2006 1:01:06 AM EDT
[#9]
Is this seriously a thread with a bunch of men talking about spooning?




<leaves room until female shows up>
7/27/2006 1:02:20 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.



Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking.


That's ok, when I'm drinking one of my wife's furry slippers looks like an overly hairy vagina, and it brings back wicked memories of my prom date and I throw up a little in my mouth.

Happens.
7/27/2006 1:02:58 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Is this seriously a thread with a bunch of men talking about spooning?




<leaves room until female shows up>


Did i mention i have been drinking heavily for most of the day?
7/27/2006 1:05:25 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.



Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking.


That's ok, when I'm drinking one of my wife's furry slippers looks like an overly hairy vagina, and it brings back wicked memories of my prom date and I throw up a little in my mouth.

Happens.


dear god man, one can only hope you wife doesn't find you in bed with her slipper
7/27/2006 1:09:47 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.



Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking.


That's ok, when I'm drinking one of my wife's furry slippers looks like an overly hairy vagina, and it brings back wicked memories of my prom date and I throw up a little in my mouth.

Happens.


Been there done that. I learned it is best not to talk about it.
7/27/2006 1:12:06 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.


Yup, 2 hooded guys look very much like labrador retreivers. Every time I see the dog wandering around the house, I think he's a Palestinian commando and try to kill him.



Every time i glance at his avatar i think it is yours, they are both dark and i have been drinking.


That's ok, when I'm drinking one of my wife's furry slippers looks like an overly hairy vagina, and it brings back wicked memories of my prom date and I throw up a little in my mouth.

Happens.


dear god man, one can only hope you wife doesn't find you in bed with her slipper


I don't worry about that, it's what happens when she gets up to pee, puts on the slipper and gets a surprise inside.
7/27/2006 1:14:37 AM EDT
[#15]
God I love the spoon.

It makes me sleepy. Like I don't have to worry about anything.
7/27/2006 1:18:15 AM EDT
[#16]
is it safe?



Edit:
Whew!
7/27/2006 1:20:07 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
God I love the spoon.

It makes me sleepy. Like I don't have to worry about anything.


thats the way my fiancee is. She loves it, takes her a while when we are apart to be able to sleep through the night.
7/27/2006 1:21:32 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
I don't like spooning my pie,  it is easier to eat it with a fork



Yes, pie is much better when you're licking it up or forking it.
7/27/2006 1:24:05 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is this seriously a thread with a bunch of men talking about spooning?




<leaves room until female shows up>


Did i mention i have been drinking heavily for most of the day?


Sorry, I don't spoon with men
7/27/2006 2:11:01 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
try forking.


Or Sporking
7/27/2006 2:17:58 AM EDT
[#21]
Just don't ask any Infantryman about spooning...
7/27/2006 4:29:06 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Is quite possibly the gayest term ever.  However descriptive or 'accurate' it may be, I feel like a complete toolbag every time I'm forced to say it due to a lack of a better term.

On that note.. I'm not gonna lie.  I love doing it.


 Call it "a$$hole to bellybutton" if it makes you feel better.
7/27/2006 4:32:33 AM EDT
[#23]
Spooning? Is that kind of like back door dry humping?
7/27/2006 4:35:13 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is this seriously a thread with a bunch of men talking about spooning?




<leaves room until female shows up>


Did i mention i have been drinking heavily for most of the day?


from harrysacz: "attention everyone...I am feeling a little like I am going to pass out...so I will go to the bedroom and lay down...ass up...and that's where I will be...did I mention I am a little drunk...and probably won't remember anything tommorrow..."
7/27/2006 4:38:42 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
try forking.

Spoon & fork is good.
7/27/2006 5:01:46 AM EDT
[#26]
I think it's a stupid term too - I prefer snuggling.



7/27/2006 1:53:13 PM EDT
[#27]
I didnt even know what it meant untill a couple months ago. Atleast you guys aint all talking about shrimping
7/27/2006 1:57:02 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
try forking.


Spooning often turns into forking at my house
7/27/2006 2:05:19 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
try forking.

Spoon & fork is good.


we referto that as SPORKING
7/27/2006 2:10:47 PM EDT
[#30]
This thread has masturbation possibilities.
7/27/2006 2:22:10 PM EDT
[#31]

I'll call it whatever she wants as long as it leads to sex most of the time. .
7/27/2006 2:23:25 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
God I love the spoon.

It makes me sleepy. Like I don't have to worry about anything.


My ex couldn't fall asleep unless we were spooning (see how much of a toolbag I look like for using that word in a sentence?!).  If I was on my back and she came in, she would grab my arm and try to roll me up on my side so she could fall asleep.  Spooning + rubbing her stomach = lights out for her.
7/27/2006 2:26:07 PM EDT
[#33]
Neal: "Del."
Del: "Hmmm."
Neal: "Why did you kiss my ear? "
Del: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Neal: "Where's your other hand?"
Del: "Between two pillows."
Neal: "Those aren't pillows!"
Both: "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (much shivering and grimacing by both)"
Neal: "See that Bears game last week?"
Del: "Yeah, helluva a game, helluva game. Bears gotta great team this year."

P,T & A
7/27/2006 2:26:24 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I hope to be doing some at the bar this weekend. On a seperate note, your avatar looks to much like Swingset's avatar. If i start talking to you about midget porn just ignore me.
7/27/2006 2:35:42 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Spooning + rubbing her stomach = lights out for her.


<perv>Did ya ever let your hand wander?</perv>
7/27/2006 2:51:26 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
I don't like spooning my pie,  it is easier to eat it with a fork


I stab my pie with a big fork, then finish with a spoon, the crust is best savored last.
7/27/2006 3:13:15 PM EDT
[#37]
I call that "running my crank up & down along the crack of her ass, whether she likes it or not, even if she is unconscious," and yes, I like it.
7/27/2006 3:13:46 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
This thread has masturbation possibilities.
7/27/2006 3:29:37 PM EDT
[#39]
Spooning, cuddling, or snuggling...whatever you want to call it,  I absolutely love it.

Now if only I can find a nice girl to do it with on a regular basis,  I'd be all set.


CJ
7/27/2006 3:41:47 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Spooning, cuddling, or snuggling...whatever you want to call it,  I absolutely love it.

Now if only I can find a nice girl to do it with on a regular basis,  I'd be all set.


CJ


I think you might be too creepy for that.



Just kidding.
7/27/2006 3:48:43 PM EDT
[#41]
<--- is not a big fan of spooning, cuddling or what ever you want to call it.
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