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8/4/2006 2:27:23 PM EDT
Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.



This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.
8/4/2006 2:30:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.
8/4/2006 2:30:41 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't know where your house is, but I just got back from Ft. Myers for the last few days.  From what I hear, the housing market is totally in the dumper.  One person I spoke to reduced his house by $130K to sell it.

Good luck with the house.  Maybe you'll have better luck with thy neighbors.
8/4/2006 2:32:37 PM EDT
[#3]

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...

8/4/2006 2:33:17 PM EDT
[#4]

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...



8/4/2006 2:33:17 PM EDT
[#5]
You can email me the pics....and i will post them.

If you dont, I'll hate you forever.
8/4/2006 2:38:30 PM EDT
[#6]

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...


I'd take that instead of my freeway I have for a backyard view.

What's with the no BOTD in Team thing? Do we need an uprising?
8/4/2006 2:40:45 PM EDT
[#7]
to get them to kiss, its gonna take more than mental powers....I suggest you go over there with a 12 pack and a smile
8/4/2006 2:42:24 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.



This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.


So, just post them to an existing BOTD thread already
8/4/2006 2:42:55 PM EDT
[#9]

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...



 It is if your 4'7"
8/4/2006 2:46:06 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.



This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.


So, just post them to an existing BOTD thread already


Best idea today!
8/4/2006 2:46:33 PM EDT
[#11]

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Quoted:

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...


I'd take that instead of my freeway I have for a backyard view.

What's with the no BOTD in Team thing? Do we need an uprising?


I guess I'm a freak, cause I happen to like-a-dee-chunky-munkees. When my ex-wife weighed 165 I was PLENTY happy with her bod. But then again I don't subscribe to the Howard Stern skool of "concentration camper models".  
8/4/2006 2:54:26 PM EDT
[#12]

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I don't know where your house is, but I just got back from Ft. Myers for the last few days.  From what I hear, the housing market is totally in the dumper.  One person I spoke to reduced his house by $130K to sell it.

Good luck with the house.  Maybe you'll have better luck with thy neighbors.


I was over working Jax Beach this week, it looked like 50% of the houses are for sale. Read recently that insurance rates on that side of the intercoastal almost doubled this year, might have something to do with it. There are several prperties near me that have been listed for almost two years now, they're just asking too much money.

8/4/2006 2:59:10 PM EDT
[#13]

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I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.


Classic guy quote right there.
8/4/2006 3:01:54 PM EDT
[#14]

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Quoted:

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Better than the backyard view here, about 165 and a moomoo.


Ooohhh yeah... 165 pounds is just INSANE fatness...





I was thinkin the same thing.

My only standard is she has to weigh less than me.  That is NOT a very hard task.

- BG
8/4/2006 3:09:49 PM EDT
[#15]
8/4/2006 3:12:51 PM EDT
[#16]

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You can email me the pics....and i will post them.

If you dont, I'll hate you forever.


+1.

I second that shit.

I think we've heard enough over the years about the Brazilian chicks. If I don't get to see them playing volleyball, i'll die. Fo shizzle.
8/4/2006 3:28:01 PM EDT
[#17]
Just sold my place for a slight profit.  Market is slow here but things are definitely selling.

No brazilian chicks though.  
8/4/2006 3:28:35 PM EDT
[#18]

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Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.



This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.


Why don't you just ask?
8/4/2006 3:32:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Hooray!  Live free or die isn't just a saying!
8/4/2006 3:36:34 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You can email me the pics....and i will post them.

If you dont, I'll hate you forever.


+1.

I second that shit.

I think we've heard enough over the years about the Brazilian chicks. If I don't get to see them playing volleyball, i'll die. Fo shizzle.


Damn it Steyr, you can't do this to us...

+3

8/4/2006 3:42:22 PM EDT
[#21]
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ah what the hell i don't value my account here that much anyway.

presenting a brazilian volleyball player:



I think that needs to be a few sizes smaller.
8/4/2006 3:44:24 PM EDT
[#22]

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Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.




This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.


That's just wrong man.  
8/4/2006 3:45:48 PM EDT
[#23]

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Besides all the low ball offers on my house.

I'm watching the two Brazillian chicks who live behind me play backyard volleyball. One is wearing a yellow thong bikini, the other one is wearing a pink thong bikini.

The one in yellow obviously couldn't find a bikini top designed for her breasts which have been threatening to spill out for the last half hour.

I have no idea what may be going on anywhere else in my vicinity. I think I burned lunch but I can't remember.

I could easily take pics but I'm not allowed to start BOTD topics, not even in team. So you guys are just gonna have to miss out.



This is almost like watching porn.

I'm trying to use my vast mental powers to make them kiss. So far it isn't working.



Email em to me   I'll take one for the team !  hahaha

8/4/2006 4:36:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Sorry guys. After about 15 minutes the skeeters chased them back inside.

Didn't get any pics.

Was nice while it lasted though.

8/4/2006 4:42:15 PM EDT
[#25]

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Sorry guys. After about 15 minutes the skeeters chased them back inside.

Didn't get any pics.

Was nice while it lasted though.



You are a bastard. (A lucky one?)

I will give you $20.00 for your house. That's my final offer.
8/4/2006 4:48:27 PM EDT
[#26]

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Sorry guys. After about 15 minutes the skeeters chased them back inside.

Didn't get any pics.

Was nice while it lasted though.



You are a bastard. (A lucky one?)

I will give you $20.00 for your house. That's my final offer.


Better than some of the offers I've gotten.
8/4/2006 4:52:46 PM EDT
[#27]

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Quoted:

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Sorry guys. After about 15 minutes the skeeters chased them back inside.

Didn't get any pics.

Was nice while it lasted though.



You are a bastard. (A lucky one?)

I will give you $20.00 for your house. That's my final offer.


Better than some of the offers I've gotten.


You have got to be shitting me.

Hell, i'd buy your house if I could swing it. I could use a stint in south Florida with some Brazilian chicks next door. Better than my current trailer trash neighborhood.
8/4/2006 4:57:55 PM EDT
[#28]

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Sorry guys. After about 15 minutes the skeeters chased them back inside.

Didn't get any pics.

Was nice while it lasted though.



You are a bastard. (A lucky one?)

I will give you $20.00 for your house. That's my final offer.


Better than some of the offers I've gotten.


You have got to be shitting me.

Hell, i'd buy your house if I could swing it. I could use a stint in south Florida with some Brazilian chicks next door. Better than my current trailer trash neighborhood.


I even offered it in the EE with the code and zoning intact for a FFL/SOT and WITH a free HK94 and an offer to pay half the closing costs.