Posted: 3/21/2002 10:31:13 AM EDT
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Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than > Your Honda > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's > Don't Own It Yet > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our > Water > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist > Extremism > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To > Mainland Scum, But Leave > Your Money) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're > Not, But The Potatoes > Sure Are Real Good > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But > That's Our Tourism Campaign > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's > (For Most Tax Brackets) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 > Mosquitoes > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own > State > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At > Work > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, > Right-wing Crazies, And Very > Little Else > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > |
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cont... Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Nevada: Hookers and Poker! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer > ##$%##! Motto Right > Here! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You > Have The Right To An > Attorney ... > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > North Carolina: Tobacco IS a Vegetable > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't > Actually Surrender > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Tennessee: The Educashun State > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Vermont: Yep > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw > Yokels Don't Mix? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And > Slackers! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! |