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7/24/2013 10:38:40 PM EDT
I have a few stories I think GD would find entertaining, all occurred in the mid to late 70's.

However, there could be issues. No one was ever harmed, no ones property was destroyed. Well, things were destroyed, but like trees and fish and such.

The issue would be with us making certain things, perhaps acquiring certain things that shouldn't have been in a certain persons possession to begin with.

Is almost 40 years long enough if no one was harmed?

7/24/2013 10:41:25 PM EDT
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Maybe I am no lawyer. I would just make up a fictional friend (maybe name him kieth) and blame everything on him in your story.
 
7/24/2013 10:44:29 PM EDT
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Not a bad idea. Though Keith had nothing to do with this stuff.
7/24/2013 10:44:30 PM EDT
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Its



Statue



Statue of limitations





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Not a bad idea. Though Keith had nothing to do with this stuff.




 
Now you went and ruined you deniability. You will have to make up another name to blame your youthful antics on
7/24/2013 10:52:20 PM EDT
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Maybe I am no lawyer. I would just make up a fictional friend (maybe name him kieth) and blame everything on him in your story.  



Not a bad idea. Though Keith had nothing to do with this stuff.

  Now you went and ruined you deniability. You will have to make up another name to blame your youthful antics on


Oh no... His name is Jeff. Moved into our neighborhood when I was 12. He was a year older. A lot of the things we did I know the statue has expired, lol... but some other things..
7/24/2013 10:52:34 PM EDT
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In.
7/24/2013 11:00:00 PM EDT
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I guess I should PM Aimless for an opinion.
7/24/2013 11:00:56 PM EDT
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even if it wasn't, something like that would be near impossible to prove at this point unless you videoed it.
7/24/2013 11:05:33 PM EDT
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I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.
7/24/2013 11:08:56 PM EDT
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I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.
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I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.

Kind of my point.
A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.
7/24/2013 11:15:57 PM EDT
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Kind of my point.
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even if it wasn't, something like that would be near impossible to prove at this point unless you videoed it.


I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.

Kind of my point.
A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.


Ahh, good point!

However. Suppose someone's much older brother had somehow brought home a couple of footlockers full of EOD type things? From his service in the late 60's? It would be pretty funny if it was true.
7/24/2013 11:23:01 PM EDT
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It depends on the state and what someone MIGHT charge you with.  It's probly a good guess that anything relevant has run in 40 years on relatively minor things, but for just the value of boasting about crimes on the internet...probly not worth it.  Suppose there is an off chance that something might be considered a continuing wrong...dunno, it just seems like one of those things you should shut up about.



 
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Kind of my point.

A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.
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I seen things man! You weren't there!



LOL



Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.



I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.



And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.


Kind of my point.

A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.
Until he confesses to it...



 
7/24/2013 11:30:00 PM EDT
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LOL





Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.





I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.





And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.



Kind of my point.


A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.
Until he confesses to it...


 
that is why he needs a keith


 



edit I mean jeff
7/25/2013 2:03:00 AM EDT
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Don't invite the man into your life. EVER!  If you have to ask and all that....
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Exactly.  Even funny skeleton stories are best left in the closet.  Once you let them out, there's no putting them back.
7/25/2013 2:31:10 AM EDT
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SSS.  There are reasons for the 3rd S. Stick to the plan.
7/25/2013 3:02:37 AM EDT
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We've all got some good stories, I'm sure..
And as much as we'd like to share & hear them...
Some should best be left untold.
...don't dig yerself a hole...
7/25/2013 3:14:22 AM EDT
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These days you have to worry BOTH about what you might be charged with AND/or what they might add to your file...
7/25/2013 3:25:23 AM EDT
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
7/25/2013 3:26:03 AM EDT
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This site is undoubtedly copied 100% and every post members put up here used to build psychological profiles of them.
7/25/2013 4:08:00 AM EDT
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These days you have to worry BOTH about what you might be charged with AND/or what they might add to your file...

This site is undoubtedly copied 100% and every post members put up here used to build psychological profiles of them.


This will go down in your permanent record...

7/25/2013 4:16:01 AM EDT
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This site is undoubtedly copied 100% and every post members put up here used to build psychological profiles of them.


This will go down in your permanent record...



Now you have this in your profile.  

7/25/2013 4:46:44 AM EDT
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unless there's a dead hooker involved,,probably 7 years for most states...and the reason why I'll never visit NYC again..



























7/25/2013 5:30:21 AM EDT
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This is why you should always do "things" by yourself.

7/25/2013 5:33:40 AM EDT
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Just spill the beans. This is the Internet no one believes this shit anyway.
7/25/2013 5:36:59 AM EDT
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Exactly.  Even funny skeleton stories are best left in the closet.  Once you let them out, there's no putting them back.
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Exactly.  Even funny skeleton stories are best left in the closet.  Once you let them out, there's no putting them back.

7/25/2013 6:04:31 AM EDT
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even if it wasn't, something like that would be near impossible to prove at this point unless you videoed it.


I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.

Kind of my point.
A victimless crime from the 70s ? All but impossible to prove at this point.
Until he confesses to it...
 


A confession absent any other evidence is not enough to convict.
7/25/2013 6:15:44 AM EDT
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Ok, now you're just being redundant. They dont start being hookers until they are dead. You could simply say hooker and we would understand that you are refering to a dead prostitute. Geez, some people's kids.
7/25/2013 6:22:13 AM EDT
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The ONLY crime with no Statute is Murder.  

So, unless Jeff was a REAL asshole, you're probably good.  

Rewriting "Stand By Me", or something?

"Want to see a dead body?"  
7/25/2013 6:24:00 AM EDT
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I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.
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I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.


Show us on the doll where the bad kid made you touch him?  

Dude, my neighbor and I made Napalm, and damned near burned a woods down.  You're probably not as bad off as you think.  
7/25/2013 6:33:54 AM EDT
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Show us on the doll where the bad kid made you touch him?  

Dude, my neighbor and I made Napalm, and damned near burned a woods down.  You're probably not as bad off as you think.  
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even if it wasn't, something like that would be near impossible to prove at this point unless you videoed it.


I seen things man! You weren't there!

LOL

Actually, I learned things no 12 year old in the U.S. should know about.

I only ask because we did some funny things that never hurt anyone, but the necessary details... That's why I'm asking.

And there wasn't any personal video stuff in the 70's. At least not for kids.


Show us on the doll where the bad kid made you touch him?  

Dude, my neighbor and I made Napalm, and damned near burned a woods down.  You're probably not as bad off as you think.  


Were you my neighbor?
7/25/2013 6:37:03 AM EDT
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Well the name in the police report was Ray...
Didn't know his last name. We met him that night.
7/25/2013 6:40:52 AM EDT
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These guys might know:

Crimestoppers

I'm sure they'll keep it confidential.
7/27/2013 10:07:29 PM EDT
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Sigh...

Ok, no IED stories from a teenager in Texas in the 70's, no stories of how we had access to C4, caps, fuse, det-cord, igniters...

Like I said, us couple of 13 year olds knew WAY too much than was good for us.

7/27/2013 10:23:05 PM EDT
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Shit, jimbo did that shit in the 80s
7/27/2013 10:24:56 PM EDT
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Tag for possible admissions against penal interest.
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IBTRG
7/27/2013 11:45:00 PM EDT
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LOL...

Nope, I'll decline to relate some of the funniest shit ever.

NO ONE WAS EVER HARMED...

There were some wonderful reactions though.
7/28/2013 12:37:59 AM EDT
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Keeping a secret is burning you up inside isn't it?

At least you kept it for 40 years though.

My 5 yo can't keep one for 10 minutes. I bought him a Hot Wheel at the dollar store and told him mama doesn't really need to know.
He says OK I want tell.
I was like

He gets in the house and says , Mommy I love you.
She was like . Really, I love you too, so whats this all about?

I have something in my pocket, its a Hot wheel!! Daddy bought it for me. Wanna see?

Then I was like

Dude!!!!!!!??????
7/28/2013 12:42:51 AM EDT
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Not a bad idea. Though Keith had nothing to do with this stuff.
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Not a bad idea. Though Keith had nothing to do with this stuff.



Perhaps it was that guy on the internet then, you know, that guy E-Mag.
7/28/2013 12:48:19 AM EDT
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I know I'll cave and spill it all.

Fuck it, it was seriously about 35 years ago.

And too funny to not share.
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You were a minor at the time, you gained a clean slate at 18 unless you committed a murder.


ETA: If you used any US Gov property acquired by someone else, you should probably forget who that was though.
7/28/2013 12:55:06 AM EDT
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Depends on location and nature of the alleged "criminal" act.



None for murder.  




Forcible felonies can be several decades.




Misdemeanors are usually a few years.
7/28/2013 1:08:52 AM EDT
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I'm still around because I keep my mouth shut.



just sayin'