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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:24 PM EDT

So I was walking down the street when, all of a sudden...

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:57 PM EDT

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I saw a sign

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:11:59 PM EDT

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then an ice cream truck appeared...

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:04 PM EDT

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The economy collapsed..

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:49 PM EDT

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I saw a sign for a pool party

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:11 PM EDT

[#5]

TEOTWAWKI happens

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:32 PM EDT

[#6]

A coke whore with three tits jumped out of a dark alley and sucked my......

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:14:13 PM EDT

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my harley off till it started

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:14:58 PM EDT

[#8]

Obama resigns.

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:17:38 PM EDT

[#9]

from UAW

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:23:58 PM EDT

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only to join NAMBLA & proclaim his true feelings for

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:24:00 PM EDT

[#11]

All those Canadians and their...

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:24:53 PM EDT

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who spent their last pay check on..

edit sorry i am a little slow

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:25:21 PM EDT

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bags of milk.

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:26:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Meanwhile at the Jersey shore,

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:26:55 PM EDT

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Some cockfag pursed his lips while

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:27:11 PM EDT

[#16]

Snooki got drunk and started screaming 'Cool story bro!' over and over.

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:32:40 PM EDT

[#17]

Then a firefighter walks in

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:38:39 PM EDT

[#18]

With a terrible gas problem and says

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:43:22 PM EDT

[#19]

Any Hose here? Because I need to

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:47:59 PM EDT

[#20]

give myself a enima.

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:49:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Because I ate a lot of peanuts last night and

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:50:42 PM EDT

[#22]

bought a glock in mexico

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:53:09 PM EDT

[#23]

from a mexican drug lord

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:53:12 PM EDT

[#24]

The best place to by grenades.

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Posted: 9/12/2010 3:54:08 PM EDT

[#25]

or coke from a

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:54:09 PM EDT

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and it blew up

Posted: 9/12/2010 3:57:00 PM EDT

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before I could get my

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:01:43 PM EDT

[#28]

gun out, I ...

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:04:22 PM EDT

[#29]

bladed at 45 degrees

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:04:40 PM EDT

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I miss fired snd she laughed at me.

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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:05:59 PM EDT

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So I grabbed tha stupid bitch by her nappy-ass weave

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:06:48 PM EDT

[#32]

I learned to blade from a book I bought at a New Mexico gunshow.

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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:07:05 PM EDT

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And made her make me a sammich with

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:08:04 PM EDT

[#34]

bacon, and washed it down with

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:08:08 PM EDT

[#35]

A nice bottle of beer, I felt i needed more

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:09:03 PM EDT

[#36]

Hookers and blow

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:11:01 PM EDT

[#37]

So I jumped in my Delorian

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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:12:13 PM EDT

[#38]

and thought

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:16:58 PM EDT

[#39]

what the hell just happened?

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:19:06 PM EDT

[#40]

They refused to serve me Chicken McNuggets, so...

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:19:20 PM EDT

[#41]

My mom was a fox when she was in high school!!

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Posted: 9/12/2010 4:35:17 PM EDT

[#42]

I am your father

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:44:34 PM EDT

[#43]

and the truth is you were really born in Kenya

Posted: 9/12/2010 4:48:10 PM EDT

[#44]

"why do my farts smell like shellac?" said the welder

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:05:04 PM EDT

[#45]

no, they smell like shit

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:06:06 PM EDT

[#46]

On a shingle served in the

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:09:27 PM EDT

[#47]

sewer under one of those places that

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:11:27 PM EDT

[#48]

doesnt allow open carry if

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:20:46 PM EDT

[#49]

you are wearing speedo's

Posted: 9/12/2010 5:22:33 PM EDT

[#50]

without matching purse and flats

ETA - and once again I have killed or at least hampered an otherwise promising thread. Sorry.

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