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1/26/2015 10:28:41 AM EDT
What should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't want to watch Katy Perry?
1/26/2015 10:29:14 AM EDT
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Puppy Bowl.
1/26/2015 12:37:56 PM EDT
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Have drunk monkey sex with the wife????
1/26/2015 12:42:47 PM EDT
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No Katy Perry? You homo bro?
1/26/2015 12:43:02 PM EDT
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Beavis and Butthead.
1/26/2015 12:43:32 PM EDT
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I liked the year that the Simpsons ran an episode
1/26/2015 12:44:06 PM EDT
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Lingerie Bowl still on PPV?
1/26/2015 12:44:15 PM EDT
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If you're drinking and with family the possibilities are endless.
1/26/2015 12:46:13 PM EDT
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What if her boob pops out?

Neva been done bef....  Oh wait. Never mind.
1/26/2015 12:47:44 PM EDT
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Need to go bigger than a boobie flash.

Halftime ping pong ball show?
1/26/2015 12:47:47 PM EDT
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I'll be watching hoping for this.
1/26/2015 12:48:32 PM EDT
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This
1/26/2015 12:48:34 PM EDT
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Shoot your tv


Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.
1/26/2015 12:48:59 PM EDT
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I'll be watching hoping for this.
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I'll be watching hoping for this.



It would be catastrophic.  You'd need an elephant ear to cover up that MoFo.
1/26/2015 12:50:29 PM EDT
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She is a moderately attractive pop star with an annoying voice, horrible songs, she hates conservatism and is married to a communist activist that has called for a socialist revolution.

No thanks.
1/26/2015 12:50:37 PM EDT
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I own season tickets for an NFL team.

That said, I doubt I'll watch the Super Bowl.  I haven't for the past 5 or so years.  I'll probably be out walking my dog.
1/26/2015 12:53:26 PM EDT
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She is a moderately attractive pop star with an annoying voice, horrible songs, she hates conservatism and is married to a communist activist that has called for a socialist revolution.

No thanks.




But,... but,.... Boobies.
1/26/2015 12:55:00 PM EDT
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First post wins again. As I'll be at work, I'm going to DVR it.
1/26/2015 12:55:01 PM EDT
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Yeah, go into the kitchen and watch the wings to make sure they don't burn.  Bring some out when it's over
1/26/2015 12:56:08 PM EDT
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This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.
1/26/2015 12:59:46 PM EDT
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Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.

No shit.
1/26/2015 1:04:23 PM EDT
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1/26/2015 1:06:29 PM EDT
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This
1/26/2015 1:08:06 PM EDT
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Shoot your tv


Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.


Aren't we snippy?

Enjoy your puppy bowl.  I'll be studying for my forensics class.
1/26/2015 1:21:32 PM EDT
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Shoot your tv


Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.


Aren't we snippy?

Enjoy your puppy bowl.  I'll be studying for my forensics class.

Again, the point was "Super Bowl alternative programming" and you posted "Shoot your TV, football is for office hens."

Which had precisely naught to do with the title or the original post.




Better luck next time!
1/26/2015 1:42:39 PM EDT
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Cool story bro.

Especially since this is about people to watch stuff other than the super bowl, not to listen to a couple of posters that can't read cluck about how much they don't like football.
1/26/2015 1:45:48 PM EDT
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FPNI.



1/26/2015 1:47:19 PM EDT
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1/26/2015 2:05:39 PM EDT
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Katy Perry would be a back up go-go dancer in the 60's. She has a totally forgettable voice.
Nice body, but that's about it.
1/26/2015 2:07:45 PM EDT
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This.



My buddies wife used to be the QB for the LA Temptation...




 
1/26/2015 2:09:35 PM EDT
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+1. This has been my half time entertainment since highschool.
1/26/2015 2:13:19 PM EDT
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My buddies wife used to be the QB for the LA Temptation...




 
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My buddies wife used to be the QB for the LA Temptation...




 


Girl I went to highschool with played (maybe still does) for the Chicago Bliss
1/26/2015 2:13:47 PM EDT
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This!

Screw the Super Bowl!
1/26/2015 2:14:35 PM EDT
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I just like to tune in for the kitten half-time show.





 
1/26/2015 2:25:31 PM EDT
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You may think so, you may even be right, but given her sucess she surely must be better than all the others.
1/26/2015 2:43:33 PM EDT
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Cool story bro.

Especially since this is about people to watch stuff other than the super bowl, not to listen to a couple of posters that can't read cluck about how much they don't like football.
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Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This

Cool story bro.

Especially since this is about people to watch stuff other than the super bowl, not to listen to a couple of posters that can't read cluck about how much they don't like football.



Just settle down kid.

1/26/2015 3:04:52 PM EDT
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Just settle down kid.

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Cool story bro.

Especially since this is about people to watch stuff other than the super bowl, not to listen to a couple of posters that can't read cluck about how much they don't like football.



Just settle down kid.


Really?

I'm almost 30.  Not a 'kid" anymore.

Why don't you go back and try hooked on phonics before you can hang with the big boys.
1/26/2015 3:34:56 PM EDT
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Really?

I'm almost 30.  Not a 'kid" anymore.

Why don't you go back and try hooked on phonics before you can hang with the big boys.
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Shoot your tv


Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

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Cool story bro.

Especially since this is about people to watch stuff other than the super bowl, not to listen to a couple of posters that can't read cluck about how much they don't like football.



Just settle down kid.


Really?

I'm almost 30.  Not a 'kid" anymore.

Why don't you go back and try hooked on phonics before you can hang with the big boys.





You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?
1/26/2015 3:36:19 PM EDT
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She is a moderately attractive pop star with an annoying voice, horrible songs, she hates conservatism and is married to a communist activist that has called for a socialist revolution.

No thanks.
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She is a moderately attractive pop star with an annoying voice, horrible songs, she hates conservatism and is married to a communist activist that has called for a socialist revolution.

No thanks.


Quoted for truth.
1/26/2015 3:40:45 PM EDT
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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

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What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

Many gave suggestions, you start in with "HERP DERP FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN", I point out that perhaps you should try READING a thread title before you start spouting nonsense, and you're now telling me I can follow the super bowl without using a TV.

Which has dick all to do with the premise of the thread.  Honestly, I'll be at work, earning wages so I won't watch it, and I'll DVR puppy bowl, and life will go on.

Again, try reading the OP and title next time, junior.
1/26/2015 3:42:40 PM EDT
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She is a moderately attractive pop star with an annoying voice, horrible songs, she hates conservatism and is married to a communist activist that has called for a socialist revolution.
No thanks.

 




I hate that I know this, but she divorced Russell Brand a while ago if that's who you are talking about.
















No amount of tits could get me to listen to her screeching but I understand there are other attractive women with nice tits who don't sing, or at least don't sing terribly, so I'll go with those. Or just put it on mute whilst she bounces around lip-synching. I'm sure her outfit for the evening will push the limits of family-friendly primetime corporate TV.















 
1/26/2015 3:49:15 PM EDT
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What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

Many gave suggestions, you start in with "HERP DERP FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN", I point out that perhaps you should try READING a thread title before you start spouting nonsense, and you're now telling me I can follow the super bowl without using a TV.

Which has dick all to do with the premise of the thread.  Honestly, I'll be at work, earning wages so I won't watch it, and I'll DVR puppy bowl, and life will go on.

Again, try reading the OP and title next time, junior.
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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?

What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

Many gave suggestions, you start in with "HERP DERP FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN", I point out that perhaps you should try READING a thread title before you start spouting nonsense, and you're now telling me I can follow the super bowl without using a TV.

Which has dick all to do with the premise of the thread.  Honestly, I'll be at work, earning wages so I won't watch it, and I'll DVR puppy bowl, and life will go on.

Again, try reading the OP and title next time, junior.



No.  I said turn the TV off.......by shooting it.

Not watching anything at halftime is clearly an option.

Speaking of reading comprehension....


And who the fuck works Super Bowl?  Are you a cop?
1/26/2015 3:52:01 PM EDT
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No.  I said turn the TV off.......by shooting it.

Not watching anything at halftime is clearly an option.

Speaking of reading comprehension....


And who the fuck works Super Bowl?  Are you a cop?
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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?

What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

Many gave suggestions, you start in with "HERP DERP FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN", I point out that perhaps you should try READING a thread title before you start spouting nonsense, and you're now telling me I can follow the super bowl without using a TV.

Which has dick all to do with the premise of the thread.  Honestly, I'll be at work, earning wages so I won't watch it, and I'll DVR puppy bowl, and life will go on.

Again, try reading the OP and title next time, junior.



No.  I said turn the TV off.......by shooting it.

Not watching anything at halftime is clearly an option.

Speaking of reading comprehension....


And who the fuck works Super Bowl?  Are you a cop?

Shooting your TV has nothing to do with what the OP said at all. What's so hard about following a thread?

And no, not a cop.

Again, maybe switch to decaf, change your meds, hooked on phonics...
1/26/2015 3:54:17 PM EDT
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What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?

What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"



Actually he didn't.
1/26/2015 3:54:48 PM EDT
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Shooting your TV has nothing to do with what the OP said at all. What's so hard about following a thread?

And no, not a cop.

Again, maybe switch to decaf, change your meds, hooked on phonics...
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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?

What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"

Many gave suggestions, you start in with "HERP DERP FOOTBALL IS FOR WOMEN", I point out that perhaps you should try READING a thread title before you start spouting nonsense, and you're now telling me I can follow the super bowl without using a TV.

Which has dick all to do with the premise of the thread.  Honestly, I'll be at work, earning wages so I won't watch it, and I'll DVR puppy bowl, and life will go on.

Again, try reading the OP and title next time, junior.



No.  I said turn the TV off.......by shooting it.

Not watching anything at halftime is clearly an option.

Speaking of reading comprehension....


And who the fuck works Super Bowl?  Are you a cop?

Shooting your TV has nothing to do with what the OP said at all. What's so hard about following a thread?

And no, not a cop.

Again, maybe switch to decaf, change your meds, hooked on phonics...






Jesus dude.

Is your anger about football, or something else?
1/26/2015 3:55:21 PM EDT
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Actually he didn't.
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You can follow the Super Bowl many different ways that don't involve the propaganda box (aka TV)

Have you ever even been to a Super Bowl?

What does that have to do with anything?

The OP asked "what should an arfcommer watch if he doesn't wish to watch the Super Bowl?"



Actually he didn't.



Reading comprehension...
1/26/2015 3:56:14 PM EDT
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Shoot your tv


Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.



But, but, he is so edgy!

I can't believe he forgot to throw the word sheep in there somewhere.
1/26/2015 3:56:21 PM EDT
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Touch other guys, maybe?  
1/26/2015 3:57:11 PM EDT
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Jesus dude.

Is your anger about football, or something else?
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Jesus dude.

Is your anger about football, or something else?

Sweet! So now you're making it personal.

Again, try to figure things out before you hang with the adults at the adult table, mmmkay?

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1/26/2015 3:57:25 PM EDT
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But, but, he is so edgy!

I can't believe he forgot to throw the word sheep in there somewhere.
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Football is for women office hens to cluck about now.

This post is evidence of the fact it seems some don't even bother to read thread titles, let alone OPs.



But, but, he is so edgy!

I can't believe he forgot to throw the word sheep in there somewhere.



Edgy would be watching Katy Perry.
1/26/2015 3:58:48 PM EDT
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again, from the OP.

Are you sure you didn't forget your glasses before you sat down to read this thread?
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