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Posted: 4/12/2013 11:11:46 AM EDT

Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:12:37 AM EDT

[#1]

Already covered in Mallrats:

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:13:00 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:13:04 AM EDT

[#3]

Did Superman wrap it before tapping it?

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:15:31 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

This is not constructive to the conversation if you do not have anything to contribute why post. Or are you trying to get your post count up?

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:17:32 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

Doesn't matter. What woman could take that pounding anyway? Lois Lane was a beard

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:19:07 AM EDT

[#6]

I imagine that the penis being shrouded within the vagina would negate the sun effect, and coupled with the Kryptonite being in direct contact with his member would result in epic limpness.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:19:09 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

Doesn't matter. What woman could take that pounding anyway? Lois Lane was a beard

She could take top..... I think the kryptonite would weaken him and he would not be able to keep it up or get off.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:19:56 AM EDT

[#8]

Superman was exposed to kryptonite numerous times in the comics in daylight. It weakened him.
Case closed.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:20:45 AM EDT

[#9]

Depends

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:22:15 AM EDT

[#10]

It might prevent him from blowing a hole in her kidneys...

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:23:58 AM EDT

[#11]

Would Superman pull out? If not, would his ejaculate blast a hole right through her? What if she became pregnant and superbaby kicked a hole in her stomach? Too risky. Better for Supe to just whack himself off.

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Posted: 4/12/2013 11:27:16 AM EDT

[#12]

He brought the chick into outer space near the Sun, but that would kill the woman and make Superman a weird guy who has sex with dead chicks

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:37:11 AM EDT

[#13]

Can't have sex with earth women.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:40:34 AM EDT

[#14]

He'd just tag team with Bizzaro Superman to finish the deed.

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:53:07 AM EDT

[#15]

Sci-Fi author Larry Niven once wrote a short story entitled "Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex" about the perils of Superman mating with an Earth woman.

It's hilarious. Here's a link:http://www.larryniven.net/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml

Posted: 4/12/2013 11:58:49 AM EDT

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Could Superman have sex with a woman who is using a krytonite diaphragm while in direct sunlight.

Argument amongst coworkers I say no that he could not because kryptonite weakens him more than sunlight strengthens him.

While I can't speak for my co-worker, I can acknowledge that I can eat a sammich while engaging in the funky monkey dance as long as its not an hour before dinner. Otherwise my supper appetite is ruined.

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