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9/10/2007 4:41:27 PM EDT
I am seriously looking forward to getting old and being a recluse. Reading stupid comments online doesn't have nearly the effect as hearing them in person from someone you know.

Manager: You hear Osama put out a new video?

Me: Yep, news said it looked like it was filmed in the same place as last time.

Manager: Sorry sack of shit is hiding in some hole some where, still.

Co-worker: No he's not....

Me: Ok then where is he then?

Co-worker: probably on a U.S. military base in Afghanistan, doing what our government paid him to do.

Me: I'm not even going to touch that...

Co-Worker: That's what makes you a sheep like everyone else.

It was to late in the day for that BS so I began gathering my things for closing.

The manger locked up the office and started his 3 hour drive Waco (meeting). My co-worker was still outside talking on his cell phone when I hoped in my truck and drove a whopping ten minutes to my house.

He called me about ten minutes ago,

Co-Worker: Hey, I left my keys on the desk. I can't get into my car and don't have a key to the office. Can you come back and let me in?

Me: [sheep] To Baaaaaad [/sheep]

Co-worker: Har har har, but it's raining.....

Me: *click*

(Hmm lost connection, must have been the storm..... )



Still debating on going to rescue him, I know my manager won't.......
9/10/2007 4:43:20 PM EDT
[#1]
And that, friends, it we call, "Karma in action."

Thanks!
9/10/2007 4:43:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Heck no.
9/10/2007 4:43:57 PM EDT
[#3]
When he calls back tell him that due to global warming it can't possibly be raining.
9/10/2007 4:46:41 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Heck no.
9/10/2007 4:46:49 PM EDT
[#5]
You should get in you truck and drive back by there.
So that you can point and laugh.  Maybe hit a puddle and splash water all over him too.
9/10/2007 4:49:43 PM EDT
[#6]
When he calls back, tell him your truck won't start.

Don't get all detail-ly about not putting the key in the starter.
9/10/2007 4:51:16 PM EDT
[#7]
"Yeah, I'd love to come and help you, but I'm working on a new video with buddy Osama. Good luck dude!"
9/10/2007 4:51:20 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
When he calls back, tell him your truck won't start.

Don't get all detail-ly about not putting the key in the starter.




My blinker fluid is low.....
9/10/2007 4:53:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Stay right where you are. (Im evil like that)
9/10/2007 5:03:48 PM EDT
[#10]
Manger just called..

Manager: Look I know he called you a lamb..

Me: SHEEP! he called me a sheep

Manager: Oh, well whatever, when you get a chance go get him hos keys.

Me: I will after this movie. Have you ever seen Dances with Wolves?

Manager: No, is it good?

Me: no not really.......

Guess I have go let the traitor back in....
9/10/2007 5:08:23 PM EDT
[#11]
That is great.  Karma is a bitch ain't it.
9/10/2007 5:58:35 PM EDT
[#12]



He was PISSED!



Soaking wet!

I unlocked the door then told him not to come in that he was to wet!

Being a supervisor ROCKS!
9/10/2007 6:02:34 PM EDT
[#13]
 Good one on ya, maybe next time he will choose his words better.
9/10/2007 6:04:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Payback is a damp, chilly bitch.
9/10/2007 7:14:11 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Payback is a damp, chilly bitch.


Probably get an ass chewing tomorrow but it will be worth it.
9/10/2007 7:16:33 PM EDT
[#16]
off the clock... duty is over

see him tomorrow.
9/10/2007 7:23:14 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Manger just called..

Manager: Look I know he called you a lamb..

Me: SHEEP! he called me a sheep

Manager: Oh, well whatever, when you get a chance go get him hos keys.

Me: I will after this movie. Have you ever seen Dances with Wolves?

Manager: No, is it good?

Me: no not really.......

Guess I have go let the traitor back in....


Should have said you would go after you finished watching all 6 star wars movies ^^
9/10/2007 7:40:26 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Manger just called..

Manager: Look I know he called you a lamb..

Me: SHEEP! he called me a sheep

Manager: Oh, well whatever, when you get a chance go get him hos keys.

Me: I will after this movie. Have you ever seen Dances with Wolves?

Manager: No, is it good?

Me: no not really.......

Guess I have go let the traitor back in....


Should have said you would go after you finished watching all 6 star wars movies ^^


He would know that I was lying, everybody knows I hate episode I and II. III sucks too but not nearly as bad.