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2/3/2008 10:37:59 AM EDT
I need to buy a gift for a young man who is getting his start as a computer systems administrator.

I understand that he needs a tool kit. What should I buy him and where can I find it?
2/3/2008 10:42:20 AM EDT
[#1]
I have a mix of stuff. You may want to get him a aluminum case from Home Depot or Lowes to start. If he runs a project with contractors or temps you may want to get him a few basic tools to loan out. Side cutters screw drivers ect. Give him the reciept for those the company may reimburse when they walk off.
2/3/2008 10:43:53 AM EDT
[#2]
His specific tool needs are going to vary from company to company.

A lot of sysadmins I know value a good multitool (Leatherman-type).
2/3/2008 10:44:52 AM EDT
[#3]
I can't think of anything more useful than a BFH.  
2/3/2008 10:44:55 AM EDT
[#4]


For users and DBA's



"I want RAID 10."


.. sir if you don't go back to your cube I will tase you again
2/3/2008 10:45:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Toolkit?

BIG Coffee mug, good mental insurance, and this T-Shirt



2/3/2008 10:45:12 AM EDT
[#6]
As tempting as it may be the tools in those "Computer Repair Kits" are usually junk.
2/3/2008 10:55:30 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
As tempting as it may be the tools in those "Computer Repair Kits" are usually junk.


Everyone I've ever seen was complete crap.  It's hard to buy something like that for him, it would be like buying a motor part for a race car driver... nothing you know how to get is going to be useful for him.  Something useful?  Get him/her a gift certificate at amazon or some funny shit from www.thinkgeek.com (I love that website).
2/3/2008 10:57:46 AM EDT
[#8]
These can come in very handy sometimes.



So can a USB rocket launcher.

2/3/2008 11:03:16 AM EDT
[#9]
A good Leatherman or something like that.  It is always with you, even under a suit.
2/3/2008 11:05:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Look at tool kits from Ideal or Fluke, and Paladin Tools makes a wicked multi tool.
2/3/2008 1:32:11 PM EDT
[#11]
The industry standard is Jensen Tools, now owned by Stanley.  I'd look at this tool set.
2/3/2008 1:37:42 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
The industry standard is Jensen Tools, now owned by Stanley.  I'd look at this tool set.


Prices on those are outragous for Stanley quality.
2/3/2008 1:38:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Our sys admins aren't allowed tools.
2/3/2008 1:39:15 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
I can't think of anything more useful than a BFH.  


If you can't solve the problem, at least stop it from recurring.
2/3/2008 1:42:25 PM EDT
[#15]
A bottle of aspirin is a decent idea.

A fifth of Scotch is a better idea.

And ounce of the ickiest of the sticky green shit is the best idea.
2/3/2008 1:43:12 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm a System Administrator.....rarely use tools anymore.  Get him a stress ball and a coffee cup
2/3/2008 1:49:28 PM EDT
[#17]
9mm or .45acp?
2/3/2008 5:56:36 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
A bottle of aspirin is a decent idea.

A fifth of Scotch is a better idea.

And ounce of the ickiest of the sticky green shit is the best idea.


He knows of what he speaks!
2/3/2008 6:01:35 PM EDT
[#19]
All of the "computer repair kits" that I've ever seen have really crappy tools.  I prefer a couple of Craftsman screwdrivers over any that I've used.

Note however that I am a programmer, and there's a saying, "beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers."
2/3/2008 6:04:11 PM EDT
[#20]
When I was a sysadmin the only tools I used were software.  If he's a Windows guy, you could buy him the Resource Kit or something.
2/3/2008 6:24:11 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A bottle of aspirin is a decent idea.

A fifth of Scotch is a better idea.

And ounce of the ickiest of the sticky green shit is the best idea.


He knows of what he speaks!


The "Three As of System Administration":

Alcohol
Antidepressants
Ammunition
2/3/2008 6:24:57 PM EDT
[#22]
as a system admin he won't need ANY tools. he will have vendor technicians to fix the hardware. anything beyond a screwdriver is above his paygrade.

you'd be better served to get him a subscription to http://bofh.com/
2/3/2008 6:26:22 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

you'd be better served to get him a subscription to http://bofh.com/


Anything to do with TheRegister.co.uk?

(last place I saw that acronym... Bastard Operator From Hell)??

Memories of pre-Army life in IT... It was a rather funny collumn....
2/3/2008 6:37:51 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
as a system admin he won't need ANY tools. he will have vendor technicians to fix the hardware. anything beyond a screwdriver is above his paygrade.

you'd be better served to get him a subscription to http://bofh.com/


I will remember that comment when I am rewiring misbehaving NetApps so that I can get accounting back up.
2/3/2008 6:43:10 PM EDT
[#25]
rewiring isn't fixing now is it.

if your rewiring then some idiot likely misconfigured it.
2/3/2008 6:44:29 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
rewiring isn't fixing now is it.

if your rewiring then some idiot likely misconfigured it.


Yeah, and it might have been the reps you seem to trust.

NEVER let the field circus folks out of your sight unless you have known them for years. Never.
2/3/2008 6:47:23 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
A bottle of aspirin is a decent idea.

A fifth of Scotch is a better idea.

And ounce of the ickiest of the sticky green shit is the best idea.


QFT.
2/3/2008 6:48:08 PM EDT
[#28]
A sys admin (in the unix realm) usually needs a swift kick in the nads.

I have educated a few who thought lowly developers don't know s$%t.
2/3/2008 6:49:59 PM EDT
[#29]

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A sys admin (in the unix realm) usually needs a swift kick in the nads.

I have educated a few who thought lowly developers don't know s$%t.


Developers usually don't know shit.  You can't fault most UNIX guys for working off of a lifetime of observations.

Want to know how you can tell the difference?  You never, ever see decent developers unless something is actually wrong.  The other 90% are busy trying to blame your servers/mainframes/minis/phase of the moon/biorythms for their crappy code.  I miss COBOL, I really do. You could write passable COBOL with a guy who was fixing trucks in the motor pool six months before and the ones who were good could do brilliant work. C is hard to do well period, C++ more so, and the average folks who could do OK with COBOL do horrifying things with C et al.  And then the blame the sysadmins.
2/3/2008 6:53:44 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
rewiring isn't fixing now is it.

if your rewiring then some idiot likely misconfigured it.


Yeah, and it might have been the reps you seem to trust.

NEVER let the field circus folks out of your sight unless you have known them for years. Never.


i was one of those cirucs folks for 15 years. i have seen more "admins" that thought they were techs break things than actual hardware failures.

i agree with the sentiment though. NEVER let anyone you don't trust implicity monkey with the box.

sadly today most companies feel they can pay nothing and teach nothing to the technical service force and get by. You get older guys with tons of experience getting pushed out of the field in favor of low paid A+ grads that can barely spell pc. i saw it at IBM everyday. Every year it got worse and worse.

that's why i went into admin and programming
2/3/2008 6:55:25 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Want to know how you can tell the difference?  You never, ever see decent developers unless something is actually wrong.  The other 90% are busy trying to blame your servers/mainframes/minis/phase of the moon/biorythms for their crappy code.  I miss COBOL, I really do. You could write passable COBOL with a guy who was fixing trucks in the motor pool six months before and the ones who were good could do brilliant work. C is hard to do well period, C++ more so, and the average folks who could do OK with COBOL do horrifying things with C et al.  And then the blame the sysadmins.


dear lord ain't that the truth
2/3/2008 6:58:08 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
rewiring isn't fixing now is it.

if your rewiring then some idiot likely misconfigured it.


Yeah, and it might have been the reps you seem to trust.

NEVER let the field circus folks out of your sight unless you have known them for years. Never.


i was one of those cirucs folks for 15 years. i have seen more "admins" that thought they were techs break things than actual hardware failures.

i agree with the sentiment though. NEVER let anyone you don't trust implicity monkey with the box.

sadly today most companies feel they can pay nothing and teach nothing to the technical service force and get by. You get older guys with tons of experience getting pushed out of the field in favor of low paid A+ grads that can barely spell pc. i saw it at IBM everyday. Every year it got worse and worse.

that's why i went into admin and programming


I have a rolodex (well, not really, but close) of those old farts, many of whom will work contract as needed for $150+/hr.  I have so little sense of humor left with kids screwing things up that I often come off with the warmth and humor of a serial killer.  On Monday, I am going to fucking barbeque some asshole from Adic who couldn't keep his smart mouth under control.  And then I am going to write a very complementary letter to the manager of the kid who replaced smart-mouth on the phone.

It's a living.
2/3/2008 7:09:48 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
A bottle of aspirin is a decent idea.

A fifth of Scotch is a better idea.

And ounce of the ickiest of the sticky green shit is the best idea.

Yup.. He knows what he is talking about.

For reals.

I love my Leatherman, I use it every single day multiple times.
2/3/2008 7:14:31 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Want to know how you can tell the difference?  You never, ever see decent developers unless something is actually wrong.  The other 90% are busy trying to blame your servers/mainframes/minis/phase of the moon/biorythms for their crappy code.  I miss COBOL, I really do. You could write passable COBOL with a guy who was fixing trucks in the motor pool six months before and the ones who were good could do brilliant work. C is hard to do well period, C++ more so, and the average folks who could do OK with COBOL do horrifying things with C et al.  And then the blame the sysadmins.


dear lord ain't that the truth


Been doing C for over 20 years on unix boxes.

Have seen a lot of no talent a$$clowns trying to do that too, so developers suck too, I agree.
2/3/2008 7:23:40 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Want to know how you can tell the difference?  You never, ever see decent developers unless something is actually wrong.  The other 90% are busy trying to blame your servers/mainframes/minis/phase of the moon/biorythms for their crappy code.  I miss COBOL, I really do. You could write passable COBOL with a guy who was fixing trucks in the motor pool six months before and the ones who were good could do brilliant work. C is hard to do well period, C++ more so, and the average folks who could do OK with COBOL do horrifying things with C et al.  And then the blame the sysadmins.


dear lord ain't that the truth


Been doing C for over 20 years on unix boxes.

Have seen a lot of no talent a$$clowns trying to do that too, so developers suck too, I agree.


It's hard to get good people.  No one sees it as a career any more.