Posted: 12/24/2011 7:28:15 PM EDT
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I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride. "Wow...... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
Saw this online and had to share 
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That's good stuff!
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i posted this on facebook a few months ago. one of my friends re-posted it, then one of her friends got all butt hurt and started a political war with me. i posted a thread about it. good stuff. I was thinking the same thing bunch of my family and some friends are libs, I'm sure hilarity would ensue. I really don't want to start a shitfest on Christmas though. |
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Funny one, but it's getting hard to tell the Ds from the Rs lately. Both hookers working opposite sides of the street. At the end of the night , they got all your money and you've been fucked. but at least with a fuckign hooker you got some satisfaction even if she robbed you blind, has ANYONE been truly satisfied with any administration since Regan??? |