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AR15.COM
2/19/2009 12:36:37 PM EDT
http://www.militarytimes.com/blogs/gearscout/?p=718

2/19/2009 12:38:05 PM EDT
[#1]
"Chapstick for your chode"

2/19/2009 12:39:36 PM EDT
[#2]
I wish I had this stuff in HS when I played football.
2/19/2009 12:39:52 PM EDT
[#3]
lolwtf!?!!

2/19/2009 12:40:56 PM EDT
[#4]
That is just fuckin hilarious.
2/19/2009 12:42:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Wow.  I could see guys sharing different things, even chapstick.  But I'm not sure about this.........






-K
2/19/2009 12:43:05 PM EDT
[#6]


Sounds like a good idea, but,  
2/19/2009 12:43:10 PM EDT
[#7]
If it truely is chapstick for your chode, couldn't you just use chapstick?  I guess, you'd have to label it conspicuously to avoid cross-contamination...
2/19/2009 12:43:13 PM EDT
[#8]
That is awesome.
2/19/2009 12:44:41 PM EDT
[#9]
The label is awesome
2/19/2009 12:46:21 PM EDT
[#10]
LULZ
2/19/2009 12:48:43 PM EDT
[#11]
2/19/2009 12:54:03 PM EDT
[#12]
2/19/2009 12:57:27 PM EDT
[#13]



Comments










  1. <cite>Matt</cite> Says:





    <small>February 9th, 2009 at 22:16 </small>



    So does this work on 2-y/o diaper rash? Or does it only work on tactical diaper rash?






















 
2/19/2009 1:00:46 PM EDT
[#14]
I swear if I find guys with cases of this shit on their pallets for transportation I don't know what I'll do.
2/19/2009 1:24:26 PM EDT
[#15]
I remember 1 ftx where I could have used that!
2/19/2009 1:27:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Genius! I wish they'd thought of that a few years ago.
2/19/2009 6:33:29 PM EDT
[#17]
Haven't you guys ever heard of:



2/19/2009 6:38:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Comments

  1. <cite>Matt</cite> Says:
    <small>February 9th, 2009 at 22:16 </small>
    So does this work on 2-y/o diaper rash? Or does it only work on tactical diaper rash?





 


OK who left that one? That comment has ARFCOMMER written all over it
2/19/2009 6:40:23 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I swear if I find guys with cases of this shit on their pallets for transportation I don't know what I'll do.


leave a little note that you tried one out.

2/19/2009 6:44:28 PM EDT
[#20]
leave a little note that you tried one out.


...and conveniently sealed it back up for them ;)
2/19/2009 6:49:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Don't forget your Monkey Butt powder.


Really is some good stuff.
2/19/2009 6:52:58 PM EDT
[#22]
pure..... fucking..... genius.


I knew I stayed in GD for a reason!
2/19/2009 6:53:03 PM EDT
[#23]
From the taintpaint.com website:



Use Taint Paint's all natural mixture of bees wax,

coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat:

Mechanic’s ass
Trucker’s Butt
Chaped Chode
Torn up Taint
Athlete’s Chafe

Asshole Casserole
Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly)
Farmer’s Crack
Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch

Over Sexed Grundel
Raw Booty
Niagra Balls
Tender Haunches




"Asshole Casserole"  
2/19/2009 6:53:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Love the label..  

That is frickin awsome.
2/19/2009 6:54:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Why not just use real chap stick ?? lless embarrasment..

or this stuff:

It's real stuff too..
2/19/2009 6:54:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
From the taintpaint.com website:



Use Taint Paint's all natural mixture of bees wax,

coconut oil, almond oil and vitamin E to combat:

Mechanic’s ass
Trucker’s Butt
Chaped Chode
Torn up Taint
Athlete’s Chafe

Asshole Casserole
Diaper Rash (Both Infant and Elderly)
Farmer’s Crack
Swamp ass (Swass) and Crotch

Over Sexed Grundel
Raw Booty
Niagra Balls
Tender Haunches




"Asshole Casserole"  



2/19/2009 6:55:56 PM EDT
[#27]
That's some funny shit.
2/19/2009 6:56:42 PM EDT
[#28]
Good Idea.
2/19/2009 6:57:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Haven't you guys ever heard of:

http://www.bagbalm.com/img/r_can.jpg



Nope, that goes on an ASSociated hardware part.
2/19/2009 6:58:56 PM EDT
[#30]
That's awsome!

2/19/2009 6:59:30 PM EDT
[#31]
I need to get some of that by summer time.
2/19/2009 7:10:48 PM EDT
[#32]
Super-duper Diaper Doo!

Real stuff, hard to find though.
2/19/2009 7:16:40 PM EDT
[#33]


Let's all hope the comments section does not get abused...

2/19/2009 7:18:18 PM EDT
[#34]
2/19/2009 7:23:41 PM EDT
[#35]




Quoted:







Let's all hope the comments section does not get abused...







Yup No chance of that happening.  










  1. <cite>Site Staff</cite> Says:

    <small>February 19th, 2009 at 22:39 </small>





    Will this work on the ’second stomach’ some of us have between the belt line and Mr. Winky?








2/19/2009 7:25:40 PM EDT
[#36]

I knew I should have patented this idea...
2/19/2009 7:32:55 PM EDT
[#37]
Finally...a cure for those times when something really DOES chap your ass on a daily basis!


Between Taint Paint and



you should be invulnerable!


CJ
2/19/2009 7:39:30 PM EDT
[#38]
Is it kinda like Monkey Butt Powder?
2/19/2009 7:44:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
"Chapstick for your chode"






will buy
2/19/2009 8:01:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Q: What is a taint?

A: The taint, also known as the perineum in the medical field, is the patch of skin between the genitals and the anus. On a man, it’s the area between the sack and the crack, and on a woman its the area between the giney and the heinie. During certain activities, or just from stress alone, this area can become sore, and chaffed. When this happens, the taint has transformed into what we in the industry like to call the angry inch, and a calmative is needed – hence Taint Paint.


Q: Will Taint Paint bring a fine sheen to my dogs coat?

A: Maybe? Taint Paint does not engage animal testing. All product testing is done in a controlled cleanroom environment on physically active homless people, on treadmills.




2/19/2009 8:36:05 PM EDT
[#41]
Dave_A Says:
February 19th, 2009 at 17:01

If I want to use it as a tactical chapstick should I buy two?


Yeah, the ARFCOM has left its mark.